If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
"A witty quote proves nothing."
~Voltaire
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
Nehmen Sie bitte Ihren Finger von meinem Kolben heraus Tom. lol
Every once in very great while comes a ridiculously funny thread. So funny in fact i must put it into my sig http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic /1049194/1
Thanks for that handy peice of info, i'll keep that in a safe place ^_^
burrrpppp
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments.
DO I really have to travel to europe to use those words......
Please mommy can I use them now!!!!
Hehe
Since I know quite a lot of German, I got suprised to see how accurate some of transelations was. However, some was really wrong. Don't trust everything you read there, I say.
Dispite that, it's bookmarked indeed.
I wish I was going to Europe- I'd make good use of this.
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
Congradulations Tom on trying....but you have failed.
Your advertisement to try to get poor helpless nerds to buy it has failed, im on to our "schemes". you mite as well said "Duuuudes check out this car insurance, its totally sweet! It comes with totally hideuos rude bumper stickers! COWbUNGA!"
wow.. the translater fucks up many things:
English:
Do you have any condoms?
German:
Sie macht irgendeine Kondome haben?
but the correct thing is:
Hast du irgendwelche Kondome?
but whatever
its like all the translaters, they cant translate grammar.
kthx
uhm,i AM in Europe.So why would i need a euro translater?Nope,nothing for me.Maybe ill just get it anyway...
the dutch phrases aren't completely correct, the grammar aren't completlely good, but who am i to complain?
don't take the german translations serious, honestly.......
At 1/28/04 01:14 PM, Sturmpanzerwagen wrote: Since I know quite a lot of German, I got suprised to see how accurate some of transelations was. However, some was really wrong. Don't trust everything you read there, I say.
Dispite that, it's bookmarked indeed.
Yep, some Dutch lines weren't very eccurate as well.
ewww i think im going to europe soon *i hope* thanks tom '_'
Hahahahahahaha! ¿Dónde puedo ir para tener el sexo? Sie sind ein Polizeioffizier?
! WARNING !
WHEN GOING TO THE NETHERLANDS DON'T USE THIS TRANSLATOR!
The dutch translation is so bad! It's total crap!
You would only make a fool out of yourself! ^_^
Wow and I am going to France in April :P
I could eazily make use of this :)
Most of the French translations don't make any sense... I surely wouldn't trust this thing if I were you.
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
Where can I go to get laid?
Dutch:Waar ik kan ga om geslacht te hebben?
That thing is fucking wrong! Geslacht means sex only in the meaning of male or female...the correct translation is:
Waar kan ik naartoe gaan om te neuken.
I need an eighth of weed.
Ik heb nodig een achtste van een ons van marihuana.
wrong...right:
Ik heb een achtste nodig van een ons van marihuana.(wiet)
If you are going to say this in Amsterdam they will think:
1. you are gay
2. you are a fucking dyslectic perverted moron
Just say:
Waar kan ik even wat wiet halen?
Please remove your finger from my ass.
Verwijdeer alstublieft je vinger van mijn ezel.
*verwijder *van= supposed to be uitAND EZEL MEANS DONKEY
At 1/28/04 03:49 PM, zno wrote
Most of the French translations don't make any sense... I surely wouldn't trust this thing if I were you.
:) wasnt planing to, most of the stuff is probubly a load of shit to get you in trouble
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
this has nothing to do with what you said but there is a link in the mario parodies section, and it doesn't bring you anywhere but this stupid search engine, it says its a link relating to video game parodies, so i figure the site must have disbanded. Just letting you know
The translation don't even look right. And some Europeans, like dutchmen speak english quite well. And Americans and english ppl are too lazy to speak another language.
i wont be going anywhere for a while............ well bye *runs away*
yeah... most dutch chaps on the streets here can speak english quite nicely...
how many english speaking tourists can speak dutch?
OWN3D :P
Haha! Coincedentally I'm going to Europe in less than two weeks!
I was never really here.
