At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote:
"handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments."
That is a great idea and is amazingly smart if you get into a fight with some french dude cuz everyone hates em anymore. Just curse him out in english then throw in a couple jaque le cruisin 4 a bruisin u stupid bastard
hah, ill make sure to use it when i visit europe again this summer!
very handy lol! but i thought it was a trick at first when the website was loading it said vandersex something and i thought it was one of those things to try to get ya to sign up for porn
e-mags or somtin.
Bookmarked hehe...done and done. Look for a crazy lunatic to be arrested around the german area..hehe
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
Are these the kind of sites you like to frequent, Tom?!? Man, what a perv! J/k =P
Some of the italian translations are wrong. I know this because I'm Italian, and the sentences are confusing when asked to translate one. Here's a tip; Don't go to Europe, or you'll get your balls hacked off.
At 1/28/04 04:20 PM, -Akula- wrote: That thing is fucking wrong!
My hovercraft is full of eels.
this is awesome i'm gonna send this to all my friends!
Don't worry, Officer, I'm American.
does not translate to
Pas l'officier d'inquiétude je suis Américain.
in French
It should be
Ne vous inquiétez pas, officier, je suis Américain.
But hell, if u use this sentence in France, you'll probably get the hell beaten out of you!
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
I'll definitely save that link! :-)
a.k.a. Mary
"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo
What the hell is with all the pop ups? I've noticed that NG lately is pop up city. I checked my comp. for spy-ware, and i have non, so it has to be your site. I can deal a bit of advertizement if it means a free site, but FIVE!!!, count them, pop-ups plus a download window is just to much. Is NG in dire straits??? Are you just getting greedy??? Do you need to put the collection plat around a few times??? Please, one or two pop-ups is ok, i can just click them off before they load, but five is way to much. If you need money, sell drugs, sell your body, sell your soul, but just cut back on those pop-ups.
At 1/28/04 11:22 PM, rangi wrote:At 1/28/04 04:20 PM, -Akula- wrote: That thing is fucking wrong!My hovercraft is full of eels.
Drop your panties Sir Arthur, I cannot wait until lunch time!
The Spanish one is totally inaccurate, por favor is ususally at the end of a sentence (I think..)
Please fondle my buttocks....
Ok, then 100 metres down the road, then left at the lights....
Dudes, if you think the translator is wrong, who gives a flying fuck? The only thing that you should be doing right now is laughing your asses off because 2 things: 1)nobody has made a translator like this, 2)it's funny! For all the Europeans out there, ooooh it has an incorrection on it. Boo-fucking-hoo! If it needs a correction on it, make a better one! Seriously, give Tom a fucking break! He just spent over 2 weeks trying to fix Newgrounds and all he does is try to lighten up people a bit! I still support ya Tom. VIVA LE NEWGROUNDS!
At 1/29/04 12:31 AM, gheyz0r wrote:At 1/28/04 11:22 PM, rangi wrote:Drop your panties Sir Arthur, I cannot wait until lunch time!At 1/28/04 04:20 PM, -Akula- wrote: That thing is fucking wrong!My hovercraft is full of eels.
The Spanish one is totally inaccurate, por favor is ususally at the end of a sentence (I think..)
Please fondle my buttocks....
Ok, then 100 metres down the road, then left at the lights....
*looks through translator*
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
helfe, ich braugh helfe,, ich habe eine kliene schlecke ent meine unter hosen, und ets grosser gevorden,,,,,
luchen meine scwanz, du kliene shite tasche
Who gives a care if it's accurate or not? That's hilarious that someone even had the gall to make something like that.
I live quite near germany and I found a good phrase:
Sie macht an mündliches Geschlecht glauben?
=do you believe in oral sex
At 1/28/04 01:07 PM, TomFulp wrote: If you are planning to ever travel abroad, you may want to make use of this handy-dandy Euro-Translator, which comes complete with various translations of perverted, lewd, and outright rude comments. Rock on!
Wow. That's good. Now I know what to say when going to france this year.
At 1/28/04 02:41 PM, Heedless wrote: ! WARNING !
WHEN GOING TO THE NETHERLANDS DON'T USE THIS TRANSLATOR!
The dutch translation is so bad! It's total crap!
You would only make a fool out of yourself! ^_^
Do you know what the worst part is? The site itself is dutch.
On the bottom it says 'Amsterdam's Number One Sex Club'. So either they deliberately made those dutch mistakes (and all the others) for fun, or they are just plain stupid and used some kind of rubbish online translator.
OhhH! Awez0me man.
I liked it :P my own guide to cussin words in germany and French ;)
Ha ha ha, you dumb bastards...
It's an advertisement for Eurotrip, you know that big annoying banner popping up everytime you visit the front page? Yeah, that movie. They probably just stole the translations from Babelfish or whatever anyway, you can never fully trust those. Oh well, enjoy getting ass-raped in Europe because you fell victim to American advertising. Suckers.
it sucks, it's a real crappy translator
(e.g.: ass = donkey )
even dutch they didn't use the correct frases.
Serving Justice to flash since 1999
At 1/28/04 11:22 PM, rangi wrote:At 1/28/04 04:20 PM, -Akula- wrote: That thing is fucking wrong!My hovercraft is full of eels.
i will not buy this tobbaconist it is scratched
Serving Justice to flash since 1999
The translations are all wrong.
You see, I am from Europe, the Netherlands. And when the thing sais:
'Where can I go get laid?' they say the translation is:
'Waar kan ik ga om geslacht te hebben'.
The true translation is:
'Waar kan ik naar toe om lekker te neuken'
of
'Waar zijn de hoeren?'
Ooh boy, every sentence is WRONG! don't do this, it's really crappy.
At 1/29/04 08:09 AM, WhiteSpiderMillennia wrote: The translations are all wrong.
You see, I am from Europe, the Netherlands. And when the thing sais:
'Where can I go get laid?' they say the translation is:
'Waar kan ik ga om geslacht te hebben'.
The true translation is:
'Waar kan ik naar toe om lekker te neuken'
of
'Waar zijn de hoeren?'
Ooh boy, every sentence is WRONG! don't do this, it's really crappy.
Did anyone actually listen to me when I said that no one gives a flying fuck? Nobody cares really (well, except for the people who are saying "I am a perfect piece of shit who has no life but to bitch at everything I see and be snooty to everyone so I have no friends and only have a dog as a sex companion." most likely some french people 8) ) Just remember boys and girls, it's used as humor, not some controversial plan to destroy the world...oops did that slip out? Oh, well the thing about that is...AMNESIA DUST!!! (throws amnesia dust on all people who read this, so more people have more time to bitch at this even further.)
