Today me and friends somehow managed to get the topic of the most horrible ways to hurt your manhood. This conversation started at the middle of lunch went through recess and ended when we finally had to depart for classes. So I compiled a list of probably the most painful examples in no perticular order not adding any of the filler nonsense that we had TONS of.

- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena.
- Getting your nuts stuck on ice.
- Slamming your nuts in a drawer.
- Getting a spiked bat to the crotch.
- [This hurts to even think about.] Getting it slammed in a car door and having your friend drive off.
- Purell in the hole.
- Having your penis pinned to a tree by a large nail and being forced to run.
- Wolverine (from the marvel universe) sticking his claws through your ballsack.
- Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on.
- Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
- While swimming in a lake having your penis caught in a hook and a pro bass fisher try to reel you in.
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.
- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood.

And a bonus for females.
- Just watch the pole scene in Cannibal Holocaust.

Try to think of some more painful situations. Be creative NG.

At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Did you really even have to put (NSFW) ?

My boss would be angry enough with me if I was on Newgrounds at all, I don't think they'd even get round to reading the topic title before telling me to get back to work.

Imagine a teacher or a coworker catching you looking at this.

Driving a car in like Australia or something, then it topples over and you fly out of it over to a hill filled with cactuses and your pant legs catch on one and tear your pants off, then your dick goes out across one of those cactuses that make everything itch under your skin. Then you go down and your nuts slam into the other cactus. You then fall to the ground and a few hour later you get up and a kangaroo kicks you in the nuts off of a cliff and you fall into the lake below slamming your dick and balls into the water. owie.

"I suck yo' dick..."

It's nice you put so much thought into this.

At 5/7/09 06:27 PM, Elios wrote: "I suck yo' dick..."

he could bite any dick off with those metallic chompers!

Put it in coke... i've tried it.

- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena. Not really
- Getting your nuts stuck on ice. Not really could be pleasurably.
- Slamming your nuts in a drawer. obviously, you could do better.
- Getting a spiked bat to the crotch. Be more creative.
- [This hurts to even think about.] Getting it slammed in a car door and having your friend drive off. Mabey.
- Purell in the hole. WTF is purell?
- Having your penis pinned to a tree by a large nail and being forced to run. Yes, this might be the only good one.
- Wolverine (from the marvel universe) sticking his claws through your ballsack. nerd much?
- Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on. Mabey
- Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly. Mabey
- While swimming in a lake having your penis caught in a hook and a pro bass fisher try to reel you in. Mabey
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice. Meh...
- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood. No

That was absolutely awful seeing as you had almost 3 hours to come up with that. You fail sir.

At 5/7/09 06:36 PM, unbelivable wrote: That was absolutely awful seeing as you had almost 3 hours to come up with that. You fail sir.

When did I say it took 3 hours for me to come up with?

I figured this topic would be a link to a video or something, to be quite frank...

... I'm disappointed.

At 5/7/09 06:36 PM, unbelivable wrote: That was absolutely awful seeing as you had almost 3 hours to come up with that. You fail sir.

Wow, you must have a brass nutsack if you really don't think any of those would hurt.

At 5/7/09 06:27 PM, Elios wrote: "I suck yo' dick..."

Best one thus far.

A cheese grater rubbed against the head

having a glass rod stuck up ur pee hole and then smashed so the glass shards cut up the inside your penis, after this then being forced to drink a gallon of water so you have to pee really bad.

Dick in a meat grinder.

At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote:

- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood.

definetly that one, hurts just thinking about it

You know what REALLY SUCKS?
Imagine sticking your penis in a fleshlight. only to find out that there is a razor at the bottom, and it slices your japs eye, directly down the middle.

At 5/7/09 08:29 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote: You know what REALLY SUCKS?
Imagine sticking your penis in a fleshlight. only to find out that there is a razor at the bottom, and it slices your japs eye, directly down the middle.

People actually use those!?

HOLY CRAP

I'm not even a guy, and it hurt to read that.

There's something wrong with you.

sticking your junk into the jets of your pool.

Having a kidney stone. IF IT WAS A BOMB. :O

cut the red or blue wire? YOU AINT CUTTIN' MAH DICK.

At 5/7/09 08:47 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: sticking your junk into the jets of your pool.

Ow.

Caught in a nutcracker

Dick Cheney'd

Set on fire

Ripped off by hand

At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: - Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on.
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.

these two seem to be the worst to me.

no question, flesh eating bacteria all over your junk just eating it away like a hot dog and two tater tots

Having you're penis ripped off by a vagina with teeth!

Genitals in the crack of the door,then slam it shut.

At 9/21/09 05:54 PM, Alex12345269 wrote:

At 5/7/09 06:38 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I figured this topic would be a link to a video or something, to be quite frank...

... I'm disappointed.

If you want it go bad go watch the BME pain olympics or kidsinasandbox.

Oh my fucking god not kids in a sandbox! (spoiler warning advert your eyes if you haven't seen it)
I cant fucking believe someone would willingly let someone shove a dildo down their dickhole....

Getting a bike driven into you're nuts at top speed.

(That happened to a friend...and lets say he was in the hospital.)