one time i found a video of someone with scissors cuting down the length of there Penor. Stared at the tip and worked there way down.
one time i found a video of someone with scissors cuting down the length of there Penor. Stared at the tip and worked there way down.
Someone uses a flaming machete to slowly saw off your dick, while a boxer with spiked gloves is using your nutsack as a punching bag.
At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote:
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.
That made me flinch.. Fuck that would hurt so much T.T
I don't know why I'm still here
At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: - Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
law mower
Wut
At 9/21/09 07:33 PM, iCock wrote:At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: - Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.Wut
law mower
*Lawn mower...
I don't know why I'm still here
Bringing back old shit.
none
Grow a bone inside your boner and then break it >.<
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At 5/7/09 06:28 PM, Ejit wrote: Putting a sun down your urethra.
Putting a hedgehog down your urethra.
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Dick in a guillotine... watch it go!
Oh and use a pair of scissors to cut off the rest.
cut it open, push your nuts out and while you can still feel them, drive nails through em and pull them off of the nails. ow.
Being a female I'll list a few for girls..
1. Cutting/needle in your clit (eep)
2. Puling on labia untill they rip off (of course this would hurt for any body part)
3. Some type of razor corkscrew drill in your vag
4. Giving birth?
At 5/7/09 06:32 PM, Meepster wrote: Put it in coke... i've tried it.
Toothpaste has the same effect, and yes I've tried, I mean... I was taking a piss and brushing my teeth at the same time, then when I was going to put the toothbrush in my mouth the toothpaste dropped from the toothbrush, and where did it land? On my "down there"(not my feet but my penis), and then... "ARGH!"- I said.
It really hurt...
Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.
At 5/7/09 07:01 PM, xscoot wrote:At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote:- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena.Bulls are not angered by the colour red, but by the waving of the material used. Bulls are colour blind.
And there's salsa music playing.
DANCE ON, ONI, DANCE ON
At 5/7/09 06:36 PM, unbelivable wrote:
- Purell in the hole. WTF is purell?
Do you live in a fucking hole?
You guys are all real swell.
domestic violence can be funny too!
Wasn't there some offended page link which showed such pain to the dick? Like streching the tip of penis on 3 needles and stuff like that?
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.
Cover balls with headon.
(The headache stuff)
It's terrible