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Penis Torture (nsfw)

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 18:16:27


one time i found a video of someone with scissors cuting down the length of there Penor. Stared at the tip and worked there way down.

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 18:37:39


Someone uses a flaming machete to slowly saw off your dick, while a boxer with spiked gloves is using your nutsack as a punching bag.


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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 18:37:48


At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote:
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.

That made me flinch.. Fuck that would hurt so much T.T


PSN: Mazzoo969

Sig by Asandir. Awesome Band!

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 18:44:02


pooping out your penis.


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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 19:30:49


What Chocomilk?


I don't know why I'm still here

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 19:33:56


At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: - Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
law mower

Wut


Good gracious. My ass is bodacious. I had no idea!

Why was I not informed of my spanktacular backside?

Eh? Don't make me lay waste to your cities!

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 20:00:19


At 9/21/09 07:33 PM, iCock wrote:
At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote: - Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
law mower
Wut

*Lawn mower...


I don't know why I'm still here

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 20:01:52


+1 foot to your dong and a permanent erection.


BLU Wins

UNFUNNY TF2 PUN OR SOMETHING HERE

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 20:02:25


All you people are sadists...


Bringing back old shit.

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 21:09:08


Am i the only one getting a boner from this?

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 21:10:26


Wait.... You still get Recess?


none

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 21:14:22


Two words:

Belt
Sander


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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2009-09-21 21:45:31


Grow a bone inside your boner and then break it >.<

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Penis Torture (nsfw)


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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-07 16:19:05


At 5/7/09 06:28 PM, Ejit wrote: Putting a sun down your urethra.

Putting a hedgehog down your urethra.


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-07 16:23:47


Dick in a guillotine... watch it go!

Oh and use a pair of scissors to cut off the rest.

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-07 17:20:58


cut it open, push your nuts out and while you can still feel them, drive nails through em and pull them off of the nails. ow.


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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-08 15:08:08


Being a female I'll list a few for girls..
1. Cutting/needle in your clit (eep)
2. Puling on labia untill they rip off (of course this would hurt for any body part)
3. Some type of razor corkscrew drill in your vag
4. Giving birth?

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-08 15:22:27


At 5/7/09 06:32 PM, Meepster wrote: Put it in coke... i've tried it.

Toothpaste has the same effect, and yes I've tried, I mean... I was taking a piss and brushing my teeth at the same time, then when I was going to put the toothbrush in my mouth the toothpaste dropped from the toothbrush, and where did it land? On my "down there"(not my feet but my penis), and then... "ARGH!"- I said.
It really hurt...


Liberals defend the exploitation of man by man, Conservatives defend the reverse.

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-01-18 22:50:01


At 5/7/09 07:01 PM, xscoot wrote:
At 5/7/09 06:21 PM, Onizero wrote:
- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena.
Bulls are not angered by the colour red, but by the waving of the material used. Bulls are colour blind.

And there's salsa music playing.

DANCE ON, ONI, DANCE ON

Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-02-20 14:50:41


At 5/7/09 06:36 PM, unbelivable wrote:
- Purell in the hole. WTF is purell?

Do you live in a fucking hole?


You guys are all real swell.

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-02-20 15:07:56


Sex with Hillary Clinton.


domestic violence can be funny too!

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-02-20 15:14:31


Wasn't there some offended page link which showed such pain to the dick? Like streching the tip of penis on 3 needles and stuff like that?


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to Penis Torture (nsfw) 2010-02-20 15:15:12


Cover balls with headon.
(The headache stuff)
It's terrible