It depends if your looking for something funny, subtle, serious, meaningful or just plain nonsense...Here goes ( i got a list, and if I repeat anyone's, I apoligize.)
1. Newgrounds: If you dont pee your pants, we're not doing are job.
2. Newgrounds: Nothin' but the best.
3. Newgrounds: We're so good, we ran YOUR website into the ground (....SUCKER!!!!) ()-not needed
4. Newgrounds: More talent than a room of Chinese kids.
(too racial? but hey, you gotta agree : )
I cant come up with any more right this second...But I am really drawn to my #2. Its not personal to anyone or any group, it shows that newgrounds is good in all aspects, it kind of explains how we sort through the crap to give only protected files, its catchy, its short, and I like it. If you read this Tom, make sure you take ALL other users' into consideration. There are some good ones out there, and I think NG is in for another change.
Or you could just call up your little bitch Stamper and put him to work!
hahahahahaaa Just kidding.