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If You Had To Have Any Disease...?

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If you had to have any disease what would it be and why?
Also, what do you think the worst disease is and why?


That's what she said.

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The common cold. For obvious reasons

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I wouldn't mind getting myself a spot of pancreatic cancer.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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I'll have none thank you.


Release your inner crazy.

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Cancer. doesnt sound all that bad.

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I wouldnt like to have an STD. But if i had to choose an STD i would choose chlymidia cause it sounds really snob like meaning people would think it was a nice STD =P

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At 3/9/09 03:51 PM, Lucy wrote: I'll have none thank you.

This.


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I'd have to say diabetes. I wouldn't stop eating sugar though. Any disease that would put me into a coma would be nice... I don't know the idea of being in a coma has always been something I'd be interesting in trying.

The reason Diabetes comes to mind is that it's sort on both sides of my family and judging from my sweet tooth I'll likely end up with it anyway. I just tell myself they'll figure out a cure for it before that happens.


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I can't believe nobody has said Tourette's syndrome. I'll take that.

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At 3/9/09 03:59 PM, LBRocker wrote: I can't believe nobody has said Tourette's syndrome. I'll take that.

Lmao!


That's what she said.

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I'll take a semen induced coma. Not really a disease but it sounded like a funny situation.


Hey yo

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Internetophobia. Wait, that's a phobia... ITS A CANCER NOW


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Gingivitis, because it sounds cool.

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Projectile vomiting syndrome,for obvious reasons.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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At 3/9/09 05:02 PM, B4gle wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:57 PM, dogpup4 wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:51 PM, Lucy wrote: I'll have none thank you.
This.
That.

These


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The cancer that is killing /b/

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At 3/9/09 03:48 PM, Ryane926 wrote: If you had to have any disease what would it be and why?
Also, what do you think the worst disease is and why?

It's more of a mental problem but i'd like to have Synesthesia.
The worst disease to have would probably be ebola due to the whole rotting guts and spewing blood thing.


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At 3/9/09 03:51 PM, Trooper7 wrote: Cancer. doesnt sound all that bad.

except for where you die and go through shaving your head and chemotherapy shit...

I would also pick the common cold. Because.It doesn't suck.

I would hate having any STD but mostly AIDS or HIV because it would make me a forever virgin (what a horny teenager I am :P ) and it would shatter my manhoodness.

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At 3/9/09 03:59 PM, LBRocker wrote: I can't believe nobody has said Tourette's syndrome. I'll take that.

......errr newgrounds? the place where you post your opinion your spammed with such words that go from fat ugly fuck to I would fucking kill you. I think most people ere got it.

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i'd ahve sextitus which is where you have to have sex to live %u2665


When zombies attack Earth...I will be there...boning ur girl!

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At 3/9/09 05:53 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: i'd ahve sextitus which is where you have to have sex to live %u2665

you win

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A mild cold.

Haha, cheater.

Hm...AIDS?


I BREAK. I MAIM. I BURN. / Hentai /I'm the only one pretty boy on this BBS...BITCH./ The WORST flaming I've seen in a while.

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Noone mentioned lupus?
I'm sorely disappointed.

I want to have: Neurosyfilis, like that old woman in House who became a lot happier that way.

I don't want to have:
1. Ebola, cause it's friggin scary!!!
2. Any neurological condition that requires a lumbar puncture, cause it hurts like hell apparently...


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I'm going to ignore what is commonly meant and assume that "Have" counts as in my possession.

If I could have in my possession any disease it would be the black plague. So I could unleash it all over the world, but I would save a small amount for me to use as vaccine. This way I could be the last person on earth and die a lonley death!!


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At 3/9/09 05:54 PM, GoForthAndDie wrote:
Hm...AIDS?

No troll, I actually would like to die by AIDS if I have to have a terminal illness.
Somehow it seems AIDS is not all that painful.


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At 3/9/09 06:11 PM, Ejit wrote:
=.=

AIDS doesn't narrow it down at all.

how so?


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At 3/9/09 05:15 PM, Crusher117 wrote:
At 3/9/09 05:02 PM, B4gle wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:57 PM, dogpup4 wrote:
At 3/9/09 03:51 PM, Lucy wrote: I'll have none thank you.
This.
That.
These.

Those.


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At 3/9/09 03:48 PM, Ryane926 wrote: If you had to have any disease what would it be and why?

Something none lethal that would get me off school, like a bad case of the cold.

Also, what do you think the worst disease is and why?

Heart cancer, that wouldn't be very nice.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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1. The common cold.....why would I want anything fatal?
2. Bone cancer.