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Reviews for "Stoneage Assassin 2"

meh

Firstly if you specifically set a game in the stone age, an age of primative technology, dont make your weapon a freakin automatic crossbow. That makes no sense. At all. It couldve been a slingshot or something. Just saying.
Fecondly it got boring very fast, which i guess is okay cause the game is literally only a few minutes long.
Also the story seems... boring. I ended up skipping most of it.

All in all it was okay, but I wouldnt play it again.

Good Idea--Not Good Execution

Mixing an arcade-style shooter with an assassination game is a very good idea. However, this incarnation falls flat. It fails to add any detective work to the assassinations and the combat aspect of gameplay is far too easy for a shooter. Harder, more agile enemies and more obstructive play areas would have fixed this game up into one of the best, however.

thats just no man

I have to agree with dude below and that was the first thought that hit me in the head - did they even HAD crossbows in stoneage lol???

And did they talk like smartmouth philosophers about economy, sentimentality or empathy at all.. ? btw lol its a SWAT kinda shit "Mission brief objective 1: deploy into the raft and eliminate the village leader" lol big time gap difference
so..

graphics - kinda lame
gameplay - limited somehow
story - also lame

English class, please.

LOL on that VO. It sounds like Butthead (Beavis and Butthead) if Butthead made up a bunch of pseudo-intellectual nonsense. My advice would be not to try so hard with the writing, which is wordy and confuses both the story and the mission.

For example, here is how I would have written your 3rd mission brief (I'm omitting things that are irrelevant to the mission brief). Please note that it's difficult to understand and I'm translating what I THINK you're trying to say. Also, I hate writing in passive voice (putting "have" in front of every verb) but I think it's used so much in video games that I guess it's now widely accepted.

MISSION BRIEF:
The enemy's forces have grown stronger. In response, you have been given more effective weapons from the village armory. Your mission is to capture five enemy hunters for questioning. Perhaps they could know the whereabouts of the injured tribal leader and the man who replaced him.

Meanwhile, your daughter makes a steady recovery and shows an interest in combat...

OBJECTIVE:
Shoot people.

BAM. Simple. I didn't even have to read it again! Amazing!

Gameplay is ok. I'm mainly just in awe of the thinly veiled poor writing. Usually it's just plain old bad, but you actually give bad some style!

For that I award you a 5.

wow

that was one anticlimatic ending..