LoL
Me: Do you masterbate?
Him: Of course, I am the author of the book 'Edward Write - How to masterbate.'
Me: Do you look at gay porn while doing it?
Him: Why do I look at gay porn while doing it?
Me: Well, are you gay?
Him: No, I am not gay!
Me: Are you sure?
Him: Would you prefier if I was not sure?
Me: It's up to you.
Him: We were discusing you, not me.
Me: Or were we?
Him: was we. (Note from bobo144: I've broken him by now ):D)
Me: Do you need help now?
Him: Why would I need help now?
Me: 'Cause your face.
Him: Your face!
Me: I'm sueing you now.
Him: How long have we been sueing now?
Me: I think we're done here.
Him: Why do you think we're done here?
Me: 'Cause my oppiontment's over.
Him: Why?
Me: Bye.
...Well, I'm not going back (Or am I?)