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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

rofl

i asked if he knew the muffin man and he said yes i do know the muffin man
then i said" i have a boner "

and hes like" how do you feel about a boner ".

me:" like fucking your daughter "

your daughter

how can i have a daughter when i have no kids

perhaps you could if you put your mind to it

like when i put my dick in your daughters vagina

have you asked anyone else

have you asked your daughter if she was a virgin lately

no i havent

why not she could be pregnant cuz i put a LOT of jizz into that bitch

what is it that you really want to konw

do you know that ive been fuckin your wife and she craves my dick cuz its way bigger than yours in fact me your daughter and your wife had an awesome threesome last night

of course i am the author of the book edward wright how to know that youve been fuckin and she craves our dick because its way bigger than yours

how can it be our dick are we some kind of freakshow conjoined twins

does that question interest you

yea

im not sure what you want me to say to that

funny as fuck

me: what is your fucking name
him: i dont have one, what is yours
me: do you have a 9 inch dic?
him: yes i do have a 9 inch dick
me: can i see your 9 inch dick?
him: no,very few can?
me: do you enjoy sex?
him: yes i do, would it feel more comfortable if i didn't (lol)
me: do you enjoy lap dances?
him: yes, i do enjoy lap dances
me: do you have a 10 inch dick?
him: i might have a 10 inch dick
me:

So Great.

why are your shoes so FUCKING ugly?
they are FUCKING ugly because they can.

either his mouth is off or he talks really slow because his mouth moves even when theres nothing hes saying.
eg. "no" for 5 minutes.

Lol he is so dumb!

He would just keep talking nonsense! i typed in, (Throws you in fire and leaves) and he just said, Oh... In fire and leaves ) he is so dumb!

me can I bank a donkey
him: no,very few can