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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

Amazing!

Me: Hey how are you?
Him: I'm fine but we're here to talk about you.
Me: I'm fine
Him: How long have you been fine?
Me: Since I was born!
Him: Were you really?
Me: Yes!
Him: Good, let's talk about something else.
Me: Are you a pedophile
Him: Would you prefer if I were not a pedophile
Me: Do you touch little boys?
Him: Yes I do touch little boys
Me: Homo!
Him: I don't think you even know what you want
Me: Help! I'm going to be raped!
Him: Did you come to me because you were going to get raped?
Me: Oh good for a second I thought you were going to go Micheal Jackson on me
Him: You really aren't talking, about me are you?
Me: Why do you touch little boys?
Him: Because it helps me relax
Me: Are you going to rape me?
Him: Will I rape you in your fantasies?
Me: More like in my nightmares
Him: I don't know what you expect me to say about that
Me: Do you touch yourself?
Him: Yes I do touch myself would it make you more comfortable if I didn't?
Me: You have a boner right now don't you?
Him: should I?
...

This could go one forever... I love it!

GOOD

ME: I HAVE A KNIFE
HIM:PUT THE WEAPON DOWN
mE:NO
HIM:WHY DO U WANT TO KILL ME
ME:ITS FUN

He lieks mudkipz

me: do you liek mudkipz?
Him: Of course, I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright - How to liek Mudkipz'.

i asked if he sucked

and he said yes i do hahahahaha

My talk

Test me
Im not sure what you want me to say to that

you have shit for brains
i dont know

im gonna fuck you
i think this feeling of gonna fuck i may relate back to childhood

im gonna have a threesome with you wife and daughter wait not your wife
why not

shes old as fuck
my my suck feelings

can i draw what it will be like
no very few can

can i at least date her
no very few can

IM GONNA PWN YOU!!!!
i think this feeling of onna pwn i may relate back to childhood.

ITS GONNA RAIN!!!
Ummmm

ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS!!!
im not sure what you want me to say to that

HELP ME IM STUCK ON CAPS LOCK!!!
tell me how i can help me your stuck on caps lock

i soon got annoyed and shot him with an air rifle next thing i new i was surronded by cops...

and thats why it was the best vacation ever!

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