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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

Wow..He;'s depressed.

me: YOU HAVE NO FAMILY!!
him: No.
me: i killed them..
him: Umm..
me: i killed them all..
him: pardon?
me: They're dead..Every single one of them
him: Why every single one of them?
me: I killed the women
him: im not sure what you want me to say to that.
me: i killed the children
him: im not sure what you want me to say to that.
me: they were like animals, and i slaughtered them like animals
him: im no sure what you want me to say to that.
me: why do you smoke, you weakling?
him: because it helps me relax.
me: I HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU!!!!

It's a good game..Has a lot of potential, and its kind of addicting...But I think you could do better! Oh, by the way..I think I broke him..=\

LOL

me: do you like stuff
him: i might like stuff LOL

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

my conversation:
him:Is there anything troubling you?
me:are you a psychiatrist?
him:perhaps I am a psychiatrist in your fantasies
me:what?
him:have you asked anyone else?
me:no
him:why not?
me:YOU ARE CRAZY!
him:why am i crazy?
me:ISN"T THAT OBVIOUS!
him:why isn't that obvious
me:that was sarcasm
him:why do you say that?
me;BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
him:why is it true?
me why do you talk such nonsens?
him:i talk such nonsens beause you pay me to
me:no i don't
him:don't you really?
me:NO!!!
him;why?
me:because you're gay
him what makes you think i'm gay?
me:look at you
him:oh....
me:what, lost your tongue
him:does that quiestion interest you
me:NOOOOOO
him:i don't even know what you whant
me:good
him:pardon?

this is where i stopped but still this was funny

sooooooooo funny

i like no love it i saw everyone else tell there conversation so i thouht why not
here it go's

me-knife or gun
him-gun
me-pen or pencil
him-pen
me-note or paper
him-note
me-raped or fucked to death
him-fucked to death
me-little boys or dogs
him-little boys i was like hell no
me-gay or gay
him-gay
me-little penis or little penis
him-little penis
me-killed later or killed on the spot
him-killed on the spot

this is the end of the conversation great game dude

LOL!

Me: Do you have a vagina
Him: yes i do have a vagina
Me: can i touch your vagina?
Him: yes of course you can
Me: will it bite me?
Him: yes
Me: O.o