LOL!
Me: Do you have a vagina
Him: yes i do have a vagina
Me: can i touch your vagina?
Him: yes of course you can
Me: will it bite me?
Him: yes
Me: O.o
Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"
Amazing!
Me: Hey how are you?
Him: I'm fine but we're here to talk about you.
Me: I'm fine
Him: How long have you been fine?
Me: Since I was born!
Him: Were you really?
Me: Yes!
Him: Good, let's talk about something else.
Me: Are you a pedophile
Him: Would you prefer if I were not a pedophile
Me: Do you touch little boys?
Him: Yes I do touch little boys
Me: Homo!
Him: I don't think you even know what you want
Me: Help! I'm going to be raped!
Him: Did you come to me because you were going to get raped?
Me: Oh good for a second I thought you were going to go Micheal Jackson on me
Him: You really aren't talking, about me are you?
Me: Why do you touch little boys?
Him: Because it helps me relax
Me: Are you going to rape me?
Him: Will I rape you in your fantasies?
Me: More like in my nightmares
Him: I don't know what you expect me to say about that
Me: Do you touch yourself?
Him: Yes I do touch myself would it make you more comfortable if I didn't?
Me: You have a boner right now don't you?
Him: should I?
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This could go one forever... I love it!
GOOD
ME: I HAVE A KNIFE
HIM:PUT THE WEAPON DOWN
mE:NO
HIM:WHY DO U WANT TO KILL ME
ME:ITS FUN
He lieks mudkipz
me: do you liek mudkipz?
Him: Of course, I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright - How to liek Mudkipz'.
i asked if he sucked
and he said yes i do hahahahaha