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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

Nice

its a nice peice of work there but all it did was confuse me i told it wasn't helping me and it asked me "why arn't I helping me". lol

Lockdude responds:

Haha, woops, thanks, I have already fixed that up and it will be fixed in the next version of Virtual Psychiatrist, be sure to keep a look out for it, and thanks for helping us improve the game!

lol

me ;have u ever loved?

Him: i cant remember

my conversation

hi
hi its a butifal day today
yeah
are you trying to confuse me?
no
are you saying no to be negitave
no
is this no in you dreams?
your a dick
why am i a dick?
because you suck
is this suck in your dreams?
-____-

Funny conversation

ME- you need to help me
HIM- No i dont
ME-WTF
HIM- Ummmm
ME- Sir you have to help me
HIM- No
ME-NO!?!
HIM-You are being a bit negitive don't you think?
ME- you started it
HIM- We were discussing you, not me
ME- but you said you wouldn't help me
HIM- Tell me how i can help me
ME- ME not you
HIM- Why not
ME- cause this is about me
HIM- Don't any other reasons come to mind?
ME- uhhh
HIM- take a deep breath and say something that makes a bit more sense
ME- How about fuck you
HIM- Have you asked anyone else

XD i died laughing playing this game, great job. (hes the worst psychitrist ever unless you have an intresting sense of humor

Me: Why are you smoking?
Him: I'm smoking because I can.

Me: eat shit
Him: Maybe you should try eating shit instead
Me: oh clever...

Me: Why are you bald?
Him: I am bald for the same reason you chose to come here, because you wanted to.
Me: ...what?

Me: Screw you
Him: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Me: can I have your beard?
Him: no, very few can.
Me: Lets talk about me
Him: I am unable to talk about me, I can only talk to you.
Me: I has gun.
Him: Please put the weapon down, we can talk this through, why do you want to kill me?
Me: Because you aren't a psychiatrist your a spy
Him: What did I do to make you think that?
Me: You wear a suit, you look menacing, and you are interrogating me for information!
Him: oh, that is a good point. Tell me more!
Me: Ass
Him: you certainly seem to feel passionate about it
Me: Yes.

Its so much fun trying to outsmart these types of programs