LOL!
me:hio,how are you?
him:why are you interested in whether i am or not?
me:cause you look terrible
him:why do i look terrible?
me:well,first of all,your bleeding from your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:no your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:someone help!hes bleeding badly!
him:im not sure if you know what youre talknig about
*person walks up and stabs him*
me:oh god!
him:no,i am not god,i am a mere computer program
me:skip you!your crazy!
him:pardon?
me:your bleeding form a stab wound!
him:youre bleeding form a stab wound!
LOL!