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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

LOL!

me:hio,how are you?
him:why are you interested in whether i am or not?
me:cause you look terrible
him:why do i look terrible?
me:well,first of all,your bleeding from your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:no your mouth!
him:your mouth!
me:someone help!hes bleeding badly!
him:im not sure if you know what youre talknig about
*person walks up and stabs him*
me:oh god!
him:no,i am not god,i am a mere computer program
me:skip you!your crazy!
him:pardon?
me:your bleeding form a stab wound!
him:youre bleeding form a stab wound!

LOL!

lol funny

me: IM ON DRUGS!
him: you certainly are
ME: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?
Him:no I didnt
Me: WHAT?
Him:Does that question intrest you?

*gunshot*
Me HAHAHAHAHAHA

His daughter

he said he had a dughter than he said he didn't. What's up with that?

My talk

Me: Hey, dicknuts.
P: Hello, dick nuts.
M:Are you homosexual
p: Perhaps I'm homosexual in your fantasies?
M: No, in my anus.
P: Why?
M: 'cause You like to fuck!

Lmao...

Me: Your a gay
Him: Do you sometimes wish you were also a gay?

(It takes a few times :P )

Anyways, 5/5, 9/10 :). Needs more sayings and that crap