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Reviews for "Virtual Psychiatrist"

HAHAHA!

Me:Can I touch your penis?
Psych: No, very few can.
Me: Because it's so small?
Psych: Yes.

LOVE IT.

lollollollollollol xD

Me:Why are you so f***ing gay!?
that... thing!:because i want to be so fucking gay
Me: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuu**?!

O_O XD O_O XD

I typed in "You're a dick T_T"

and then he says "You sometimes wish you were a dick t_t?"

I'm all like "WHAT?!"

then he asks "Have you asked anyone else?"

I'm all like "Ugh... YOU'RE the one who needs therapy!"

and he says "You sometimes wish you were one in need of a therapy?"

And so on.

This dude is a creeper!

Talking to this dude got akward cuz welll...

Him: what is troubling you?
Me: you're troubling me.
him: why would you say so?
me: because your an asshole.
him: what will you do about that?
Me: I will hit you with my guitar then throw you in the fireplace behind you.
him: does that please you?
Me: yes it does!
him: perhaps i am talking about in your fantasies.
me: why do you want to know about my fantasies you dirty perv!
him: because it is a force of habit.(WTF EWWWW!!!!!!!!!)
me: so what are you? some rapist?
him: why are you interested in wether I am some rapist or not?"
me: because I dont want to lose my virginity to a creeper like you!
him: dont you really want to lose our virginity to a creeper like i?
Me: I don't want to lose my viginity to you! Your a fucking rapist!
Him: What makes you say that?
me: cuz your a fucking rapist!
him: do you sumtimes wish you were also a fucking rapist?

it got worse than that xD and i found out if you say "FUCK YOU!" he says weird things like " you certainly seem to feel passionately about it.", " my my, such feelings!" anyway I loved this game but if you were to make another. could there be an option to kill him? XD I wanted to stab him with the pen really bad. hahaha!

Funny as hell

Me: I am chuck Norris.
Him: Did you come to me because you are Chuck Norris.
Me: No, I came to you to kick your ass!
Him: Your ass!
LOL