Reviews for Virtual Psychiatrist

[htftyut6]

ROFLOL

Me: hi
Him: Greetings! It's beautiful in Vienna this time of year.
Me: im bored
Him: Why yes, you certainly are!
Me: you have any games?
Him: Yes
Me: Can i play them?
Him: Yes, of course you can!
Me: May I?
Him: come again?
Me: May i play any games?
Him: ummmm...
Me: Well, fine then
Him: Im not sure what your talking about
Me: You have Alzheimers?
Him: No
Me: You got a smoke?
Him: We are not talking about myself, right?
Me: no
Him: youre being a bit negitive, dont you think?
Me: or your being a bit gay right now, dont you think?
Him: should i think?
Me: no $H1t (Curse word actually spelled out)
Him: You certainly feel passionate about it!
Me: bite me
Him: take a deep breath and say something with more sense
Me: ok then, ROFLCOPTER!
Him: i dont think you even know what you want

lol, if anyone else gets these responses, PM me or sumthin, just wonderin

[leedet]

kill

me:do you kill people
him:i dono do i kill people

[metalsonic246]

roflmao!

me: suck my dick

guy: why?

me: suck it, now!

guy: come again?

[chaosether]

this is good practice for if im ever "crazy"

convo: Me:go suck a clit
Him: come again?
Me:thats what your wife did.
Him: Have you ever asked such questions before.
Me:Have you ever got a woman to orgasm before?
Him:(leans head forward) why yes i have.
Me: What proof do you have of this?
Him: No i would never.
Me:You seem confused.
Him. We were discussing you not me.
Me:Whatever we both know your an old fart so how bout you pay me $49.99/hr and i provide you with assistance?
Him:what makes you say this?
Me: Yes or no?
Him:yes woot im gettin dat dough lol nice game i like the flexibility in his answers but you cant beat the best (blows smoke off brain) ;)

[julian11]

funny

i said your a fuck face he said your a fuckhead