Awesome, defintely.
I love the "never give up" message. :D
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
Awesome, defintely.
I love the "never give up" message. :D
"Never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you doooown."
The alternate ending was gonna be a Rick Roll.
Masterpiece of modern technology
This shouldn't be for free. This should be for a console or something.
Xbox, here I coooome!!
Huzzah
Truly a masterpiece good sir.
Quite so, indeed.
Hehe
Yeah, it's just amazing how much relaxing is your game and look at all the reference... also good ending if we like the snail that we started to like :)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Hilarous!
hahahaha omfg best game 4 evah!
DOCTOR OCTAGANAPUS!!! BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
He was a pain in the ass to draw.