the best
this game is my favorit game in the whole wide WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
the best
this game is my favorit game in the whole wide WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You haven't play much games, have you?
Epic
For the people who have the patience to go through this game, trust the author when he says the ending makes up for it, because it totally does. Best. Ending. Ever.
That song was hand picked out of a list of 100 songs I found by google-searching "Epic Music"
Oh my god
Sophisticated Snail almost made me cry <333
It used to be "Family Guy" snail, but I couldn't of entered it into the contest if I did.
Very nice..
Didnt expect of it to be like this.
But it became AWESOME with a great message(which it says at end of game(yea im not gonna say what,beat the game))
5/5 10/10 favorite and its gonna be on frontpage for sure
*thumbsup ^_^*
PS:It would be better if it had some song playing but oh well..
If I find some music loop that people won't get tired of, I'll add it.
DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS!!! BLLAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!
I love that! Ive seen all three of those. Nice addition
I wasn't too fond of the third. Doctor Octagonapus isnt supposed to have a plot. He just needs to show up, scream his name and BLAAAGH!