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...,"Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game."
Lmao loved it and as for the colons, I do the same thing with my various sn's.
:Snail:
January 10, 2010 –August 25, 2021
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Author Comments
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
Reviews
<deleted> responds:
I had no idea what to say about this game
Oh my goodness!
I completed the game! OMG!!! This is a brilliant, simple game. =P Nice audio. I can't believe this is free!
<deleted> responds:
Ho ho ho, why thank you. Maybe some company will see this game and want to put it on their console. Maybe I'll also get hit by an asteroid and gain a radioactive penis. The likelihood of any of those two events taking place are about the same.
I CANNOT BELIEVE....
That I played it up to the end. :D I really liked the end... So dramatic and a quite important message in it. Great Job. eee just 9 because the part between start and ending was lame :DDD
<deleted> responds:
SNAILS ARE THE MOST DRAMATIC THINGS
lols
i liked it, because of its randomness. and everyone knows that overalls are an upgrade. lol
<deleted> responds:
On second thought, I shoulda gave him "fireballs" as an upgrade.
yes!
liked it!
i was sure it would end up all sad. like the snails gets crushed by some kind of boot or soething of that sort.
i think i'll ask my friends to play this one.
<deleted> responds:
For awhile, I considered a bad ending, but I decided to give you all the warm fuzzies instead.
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- Score
- 4.34 / 5.00