Slowest, most awesome game ever.
Definitely worth playing. However, I found a glitch...It may be my computer, but turbo spinning once will make you spin the whole game.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game. Whoah jeez, this game.
First off, if you don't have awesome amounts of patience, you're better off somewhere else. This game takes a lot of dedication to beat. You're a snail. What do you expect?
This game was originally made for a competition on the "Longest Lasting Game" but I didn't win anything. Of course I didn't win anything when I'm going up against famous developers and major corporations with a whole damned TEAM of developers. I'm just one dude!
Well, here you go: one heaping plate of SNAIL. Don't worry, you'll level up and gain upgrades. Sorta.
Theres no music. Add your own soundtracks! While Turbo-Spinning, make race car noises! VRRRRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR SKEEEEEE ERRRR! While jumping, go WHOOOOSH! Play some crappy music you have stored on your computer to help the time pass and pray you don't break your right arrow key!
The ending makes up for the whole thing. I swear.
ALSO: For those of you who are asking "why the colons in the name?" its because "Snail" and "The Snail" were taken and I am uncreative so heres some colons
ALSOALSO: Oh hey, daily third. That is better than nothing.
Slowest, most awesome game ever.
Definitely worth playing. However, I found a glitch...It may be my computer, but turbo spinning once will make you spin the whole game.
Hm? There may be something wrong with your keyboard. Might wanna get that checked out.
Wow!!!
A very strong and true meaning! Even though it was simple (and kinda boring) the ending did makes up the whole thing :)
*Favorited*
Woot.
Awesomeness at its very best.
Superb. It took forever and thats what made it so awesome. I loved the ending as well. Hope for a sequel of some kind.
Wonderful Simplicity
Great game. I enjoyed the style and the ending really did make the whole thing worth it. Make sure to play it all the way through!
Ohhhh boy, this game. This here game. This. Game..
This game is awesome!!!!! It is so simple but had me playing till the end and DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Technically its "BLAAAAAAA" but thats acceptable too.