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Go Ahead! Think up of a trap for the saw series.

I call this one 'The Shower Trap".

A man wakes up in a shower. Water is rapidly falling from holes in the celing above the shower. At the top of the shower there are tubes with what looks like sandpaper moving up and down inside them very fast.
Hanging down through the tubes are very long and sharp pieces of barbed wire.
A tape plays.

"Hello, James. I wanna play a game. You have been killing people and getting away with it, so, I've put you in this trap to stop you. After this tape finishes the water will be replaced with acid.
To avoid the acid falling down from the celing, you must use the barbed wire to hoist or pull yourself up to the top of the shower so you can go over the edge and escape.
Be careful going through the tubes though. The sandpaper can easily skin you alive so be quick.

Live or Die. Make you choice."

He attempts the trap but dies.

Let your sick imaginations at work in this thread!

The one where I shoot a bullet to your head killing you instantly with no useless shit happening.

A guy will wake up in a pitch black room, he'll freak for a few minutes, then the tape starts... the little puppet gut will just say, "You're fucked now!!!" and the lights will come on, then a door filled with 20 of the most pissed off, special-mushroom eatin' berserkers will charge into the room and ruin his shit.

Got another one!

A man wakes up. He is tied to the wall with small metel rings on all of his fingers, nose, and tongue.
There are also small drills positioned in front of his eyes and ears.

There is a table in front of him. It has 6 metal boxes on it.
He looks up. He see's 6 of his best friends and family tied to the wall oppisite him.

A tape plays.

"Hello Daniel. I wanna play a game. There are 6 boxes in front of you. Every single one has a button inside it and every single one is locked apart from the first one.
When this tape ends the buttons will become activated. Press the 1st one to open up the 2nd box.
Press the 2nd button to open up the 3rd box, and so on.
The aim of the game is to get to the last box and press the purple button to release yourself from the device. If you do not, then the device will take away all of your senses. Sight, Smell, Touch, Hear and Taste and I will leave you to bleed to death.

But everytime you press the button, one of your well known friends will be cut in half with a saw in the wall. If you avoid their beggings, then you will suceed.

Lets the game begin."

Thats quite a good one, I'd like to see it in the series.

A man wakes up with a contraption attached all the way around his thigh above his knee. 2 blades and a lock are on each side of it. He sees a pool on the other end of the room. He looks closer at the pool to see it's about 4 feet deep and a key is at the bottom on top of a small 1X1 inch trap door. The water is boiling. A recording instructs him to get the key to unlock the contraption on his leg and the escape door before the time runs out. If it does, the trap door will open and the key will fall into the 1X1 inch hole which is too small to access. At the same time, the two blades on his leg will connect and decapitate his leg. He fails to get the key and bleeds to death.

You can also use this thread to discuss the series. Do you like it? Do you think it should be banned?

this thread wins. OP's second one was disturbingly cool.

At 10/4/08 11:08 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: Got another one!

Way lame! I would have no trouble killing my loved ones to save myself.

Hello SplinterCell I want to play a game. And that game is MAGIC THE GATHERING!

A man wakes up with toothpicks under his toenails and realizes his leg is hooked up to a contraption that's on a pulley system. All of a sudden, the pulley snaps and the contraption slams his foot into the wall.

The end.

That second one was sweet. Im not as sick of you so i cant really think of anything worthwhile.

I wake up in the middle on a room, There is a plexiglass window where Poozy is smacking it with a ban-hammer. Then the tape comes on. "Hello, Igott, I want to play a game. You see a mod, I gave him rage, when this tape ends, he weill be released you must get out of the room or you will be banned."

I call this "Aquarium Trap".

A man wakes up sitting in a chair with his hands tied to the chair. Puppet talks:
"Hello, Joe. I wanna play a game. There is a chainsaw on the top of the ceiling which will soon start. It will take only 60 seconds for it to move close enough to kill you. In front of you is a aquarium full of piranhas. There is a button in the bottom which will stop the chainsaw and free you from the chair. All you have to is to reach and press it with your nose. Live or die, make your choice."

I can't wait for Saw V!

A man wakes up in a bathtub filled with really thick, liquidy material, and he hears a voice come out of nowhere saying...
"Hello, Carl, I want to play a game. Too many years have you let your family die while you make extra money with your concrete business, and now, you will pay the price. You are currently in a bathtub filled with quick-set concrete. Your task is to break free of the very chains your family has been bound down with because of you. Break free, and you may go. If you fail, you will die here in this very room. Live or die, Carl, make your choice. Also, you may want to act quickly; because this concrete will dry swiftly."

Carl attempts to break his chains, fails to do so as he hits his head on the wall and remains in the concrete until his death.

Hello Joe.
You are a twat, and thus I must kill you. In front of you is a briefcase. Inside the briefcase is a piece of paper, with the code to the door to get out. The briefcase however, is locked, and the key, I have placed up your arse. To retrieve it, you must shit out the key, but your arse is too tight, so you must cut open your arse hole to get it.
Good luck.

Some chicks boobs are in the middle of giant clamps that are lined with spikes.

But in the end she escaped but her top gets caught on the spikes and she ends up wet somehow and the end.

Cover them in dildos and stick dildos in their eyes and make them removed the dildos but oops there's a bomb attatcehd to it but i wont telt thm tht lulz.

Ok, i got a good one.

Guy is trapped in a small circle. The crank begins to turn, and it pulls back the lever with the boot attached to it. The lever snaps forward, and kicks the bucket over, knocking the marble out, and it goes down the ladder. The marble then zips down the red chute, which hits the pole that knocks the other marble off of the platform, into the bathtub. The marble falls out of the drain, and lands on the diving board, which makes the guy do a backflip into the big yellow bucket, which triggers the cage to fall down over the guy.

MOUSETRAP!

At 10/4/08 11:51 AM, igott wrote: I wake up in the middle on a room, There is a plexiglass window where Poozy is smacking it with a ban-hammer. Then the tape comes on. "Hello, Igott, I want to play a game. You see a mod, I gave him rage, when this tape ends, he weill be released you must get out of the room or you will be banned."

This trap MUST be in the 40th Saw!

That's the one they're on, right?

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I got a good one.

You're stuck in the theater that's playing Saw V and you payed too much for the ticket, popcorn, and soda.

THE HORROR!

"Hello Jack, We are going to play a game. Your legs are chained to a device which as soon as I stop talking, will begin to reel you into it. You will be crushed if you do not free yourself from the chains which bind you. There are 2 keys, one for each leg. You cherish your body so much that you often hurt others, let us see if you do now. The keys are located where the Xs are on your body. However, I put down 5 Xs, 3 fake keys, 2 real ones. You have 5 minutes to use the knifes in the room before you are crushed. Let the game begin"

You could probably figure out 5 places where the Xs are......*gulp*

Got 2

Microwave chamber or otherwise one of the classics and my favo, A timed trap door that if the prisoner fails it will open and falls in a pool of lava.

A man is chained up on a wall and the whole room is pitch black a tape plays "Why hello Jack. You are chained above a volcano in the dark and there is a key that will free you from the chains BUT its black so you cant see it. You have 30 seconds to get the key and unlock the chains and jump over the volcano or fall into the volcano. You choose." and then he gets the key unlocks the chains and falls into the volcano

HAPPY ENDING

POrtals are on the ceiling and floor of a small, 20 foot high room. Electrified water is floating in the middle of the room. You have to escape through a small hole that the water is flowing through. Either way, you're in for a "shocking experience"!

Allright it's not down with any quaity but this is pretty much the jist of it:

That's the BBS form under the trap door and free porn.

At 10/4/08 11:18 AM, griek wrote: this thread wins. OP's second one was disturbingly cool.

Agreed. May this thread live long and prosper. Although I've never really been a fan of saw, myself. Too much useless crap happening. And there's really no way to ACTUALLY escape his traps.

A man has a tube up his arse and jigsaw says that he has to say 'Sea shells, sea shells, on the sea shore' really fast and if he doesnt than stuff will get shoved up his asshole.

He can't do it, so, lots of stuff gets put up his arse like, books and chocolate and pencils and ice cream, but then he realises that he needs a poo, so he tries to shit, and it's dieareea and stuff and he shoots the tube out and Jigsaw freaks out and runs into the room and he shits all over him and when he finishes he pulls his pants up and he's all like 'lulz'.
So then Jigsaw gets his giant penis out and beats him up with it and cums all over him, and then the police find out the hideout and they run into the room and all they see is Jigsaw and this naked guy covered in shit and cum.

At 10/4/08 02:17 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote: Now if anyone has taken basic physics and such in school, you'll know that without air pressure people would fall apart. Nothing would hold you together without air pressure.

Wow. You're impressively stupid

"Hello, Tim. I want to play a game. You use your hands to hurt others, but you must now use them to hurt yourself. In your left shoulder there is a key. You must cut your arm open to get to it, and unlock the chains around your neck. You have two minutes to get the key, or the saw blades around your neck will start, and inevitably kill you. Live or die, make your choice."

People should be forced to go on the SAW ride at Thorpe Park...