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a fat chick is shakled next to a bucket and is told to force herself to throw up a the key before she's attacked by a group of wild turkeys with razors strapped to their feet.

A homophobic guy maybe that westboro pastor wakes up in a room on a bed next to someone else
"Alright Fred, you constantly say God hates fags and shit so lets see how much God loves you.
In the bedside drawer is some viagra swallow it now, the man on the bed next to you is a suicidal rentboy if you don't let him fuck you and then fuck him till a key pops out his arse the room will slowly fill with jell-O."
Fred looks disgusted but as Jell-O starts pouring from a hole in the roof, Fred gets his anus out and is bummed and then bums the rent boy. He ejaculates just as the jell-O reaches his mouth and the key is released but it's too late he drowns.

Then he wakes up and he's jizzed his pants.

I believe that the WTC "memorial" in NYC is a terrorist trophy that preserves Al Qaeda's deeds, and not the proper way to remember the victims.

Among other things, the names are listed around giant twin pits, in seven categories with randomly listed names. How would you find a certain name?

That said, You have woken up in a chair with a slicer device on your head. Once you get out of the chair, a timer will start. You will have 30 minutes to find the correct six keys that will allow you to remove the device. The keys are placed next to the correct names of the victims, along with numerous incorrect keys.

A correct key will lock in place when used, so you cannot use it on the other 5 keyholes. An incorrect key will cause the device to slice your head up like a pineapple, as will running out of time.

At 10/4/08 01:40 PM, LavaBall wrote: Got 2

Microwave chamber or otherwise one of the classics and my favo, A timed trap door that if the prisoner fails it will open and falls in a pool of lava.

Even though this reply was from four years ago ( holy shit! ), I still feel the need to point out that a microwave chamber would be insanely gruesome! It'd be so hard to watch; Instant box office classic!

A guy is strapped to a chair. He is surrounded by barbed wire. There is a computer and a bomb. The Internet is on the computer displaying the NG forums. Jigsaw speaks: "RANDOM DUDE NO-ONE CARES ABOUT, LOL. LOOK AT THESE SHITTY FORUMS UNTIL YOU DIE OF BOREDOM OR A BRAIN HEMORRHAGE OF HOW STUPID THESE THREADS ARE! THE BOMB AND BARBED WIRE ARE POINTLESS. XD" The man proceeds to grate his eyes out with the barbed wire and set off the bomb using his nose due to the stupidity of these forums.

Congratulations. This thread is a SAW trap. -[Death by stupid is imminent]-

At 10/4/08 12:40 PM, TheGrungeKing wrote: I got a good one.

You're stuck in the theater that's playing Saw V and you payed too much for the ticket, popcorn, and soda.

THE HORROR!

STOP SCARING ME. :(

I've got one that's a bit simple, yet would make a cool scene in one of the movies.

There can be any number of people, but let's give an example of two. So these two guys wake up in a room, one at each corner. They have these weird chains attached to their legs that send a static shock to wake them up. The wake up, but the chains are still shocking only bit's enough for them to handle. In front of each of them is a bomb with a timer on it (let's set it for 3 minutes) with two handle bars on the side of each bomb. A tape plays from another corner of the rooom.

"Hello the both of you, I want to play a game. Currently, there are chains that are attached to your legs sending small pulses of electricity enough for you to handle. In front of the two of you is a bomb, one for each. Notice the two handle bars at the sides of the bomb. Using both hands, you must squeeze the handle bars close to the bomb, this will release the chains from your ankles and give you rest from the static shocks. However, in doing so will start the timer on each bomb, counting down from 3 minutes. If you release the handle bars, the bomb goes off. If you wait for the timer to end, the bomb will still go off. The only way to ensure your bomb does not go off is to have the opposite bomb activate and explode before yours does, killing the other and ensuring your survival. If you both activate the bomb at the same time, and wait for the 3 minutes to pass at the same time, both bombs will explode, so in other words the only way to win the game isn't to win, but to make the other person lose. Oh, and if you both decide not to clutch the bombs, the static shocks will only intensify, eventually killing you in a matter of seconds. Let the games begin."

Shit's gonna' be awesome!

The victim wakes up strapped to a chair, their head held in place by a leather strap. They're surrounded by television screens in all directions. There is a button on one the end of one of the arms of the chair, just close enough to press with a finger. On the screens is an infinite loop of this. If they press the button, the screens turn off, and the arm straps come off, but then spikes come out of the ceiling, with starts to lower. The speed of the ceiling lowering speeds up very quickly. They have less than a minute to undo all the straps, find the key in one of the screens, unlock a panel on the wall, input the door lock's combination, and open the door and get out.

There's a device lodged in you about to go off that will explode your anus and kill you. The only way to stop it is with a small key stuck in your peehole. You must remove and insert it into the device inside your anus by screwing yourself with it.

the trick is to get hard first and to also block the bleeding

Put a snack on a pressure trap. With explosives beneath.

This is a trap I've thought of.
I call it "The Spike Wall Trap"
A man is trapped,with a key in his pocket.Above him 15 feet is an exit door,but to get to it,he has to climb through a wall full of spikes.A tape is next to him.
Tape : Hello,man.I am Jigsaw.You have to climb a spike wall by sticking your feet and your hands to them and climbing up.You have to "stab yourself" to climb up,but you have a limited time.After reaching the top,you must use a key to open the exit door.You have only 15 minutes.If not,you will be trapped forever and left for dead in this place.Let the games begin!

Nice?

This is a trap I've thought of.
I call it The Spike Wall Trap
Brande is trapped,with a key in his pocket.Above him 15 feet is an exit door,but to get to it,he has to climb through a wall full of spikes.A tape is next to him.
Tape Hello,Brande.I am Jigsaw.You are a bastard,a thief,stealing people's things.You have to climb a spike wall by sticking your feet and your hands to them and climbing up.You have to stab yourself to climb up,but you have a limited time.After reaching the top,you must use a key to open the exit door.You have only 15 minutes.If not,you will be trapped forever and left for dead in this place.Let the games begin!

The trap is edited,sorry for double posting.

Let's make the victim trapped in a room with a corridor to the exit. The only problem is, that corridor has turrets behind bars and the victim needs to find an alternative way out of there unless he wants to get shot to the death. But he needs to do it quickly as he has poison in his veins.

You woke up with your legs and hands tied up, and there were needles. one needle has the antidote for your friend.
You had to open the barbed wire that was used to tie your hands and legs.

Your friend yelled "Help me!!!".

The tape started.

Hello Jeff, i have heard that you have been bad to your friends.
The plague that i used to infect your friend is lethal.
One of the needles have the antidote.
Choose wisely.
Your choice depends on your friends life.
P.S - One of the needles have poison.
Good luck.

Get this. You wake up, tied to a chair, forced to watch the same shitty ass Kafka rip-off ad infinitum.

O....wait.....

A fat, naked man wakes up in a room with nothing in it but a tape and a saw and a small open window in the wall at the far end of the room. On the other side of the wall just under the window is a sack. The sack is attatched to a seesaw type mechanism. on the other side of the mechanism is a 30kg weight. The man tries to reach the sack but the window is too small for him to fit through and the sack is too low down for him to reach. Also around the man's head is a mask made out of tough metal that cannot be sawn through. The mask is made up of a number of metal plates overlapping one another and he can see only through a small glass window in the mask. The tape plays automatically:
"Hello Kallum. I want to play a game. For years now, you have gorged on nothing but fast food and sugars. Your doctors have warned you of the concequences if you continue your ways but you have not listened. Now, at 175kg, it's time to finally lose some weight. But not the easy way. The device containing your head is similar to a nutcracker. Are you more willing to lose your fat, or your nut. Once the timer starts, you'll have 180 seconds to use the saw to rid yourself of the fat once and for all. However only 30kg is needed, to tip the balance and release you from the device. Blood can be deposited through the window and into the sack, as can organs, an entire limb if needs be. It's only 80kg. And if less than 80kg is deposited into the sack before the time runs out, the mask on your head will begin to contract, crushing your head, until the mask is no bigger than a newly grown melon. Live or die, Kallum.... The coice is yours..."
You decide your own ending ;)

How do You make up the things?

Okay so this man wakes up in a room that has a glass wall in between him and a boy and a girl. the kids are strapped into separate chairs. both have harpoon guns in front of them.(The "kids" are 19 years old, the man is 33) The man sees a tape recorder in the corner of the room.He walks over and picks it up, and doing so he pulls a wire.Suddenly there is a hissing sound. He presses play."Hello Jake, I want to play a game. In front of you are two of your previous students. You all are here because they changed your life. Abigail got you arrested for rape when you did nothing. Jason almost killed you by pushing you off the school roof. Now you finally can get your revenge you have three choices,Kill Jason, Abigail, or both. But trust me all choices have consequences. Live or die, make your choice." Jake go's up to the window separating him from the kids. On the sill there are three buttons.On them they have: J on the first one; A on the second one; and B on the last one. Jake thought of the time in prison and in the hospital. Jake finally decides to press the J button. Jake looks up just in time to see Jason have the harpoon fired into his neck. Jake hears something hit the ground behind him. It turns out to be another tape recorder. Jake plays it."Good choice Jake but a bad one too.The bad news was inside his stomach was a key to open the door behind you which leads out of here. The good news is you have a partner but only if you save her from one final trap which you will see in a few minutes me take her out of the room to the trap and i will tell you why you need a partner if you save her." The recording stop then. But then the door in the room where Abigail is opens,and a hooded figure takes her out of the room. A minute later Jake hears the door unlock. Jake rushes to the door as fast as he can to try beat the heck out of the figure for trapping him here. But there was no one there, but there was another tape recorder. Jake played it. "Now if you look down the hall you will see Abigail in one of my previous traps and one of my favorite, THE RACK. It twists her limbs a full 360' and her head 180'. Now all you have to do is walk down there find the key and unstrap her. But I never make it that easy, there is always a twist. Here your chance take it or leave it." Jake slowly starts walking to see what traps lie in wait but he was halfway and nothing happened yet, so let his guard down, his first mistake. He took two more steps then"Owwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He felt the most painful thing in his life. He looked down and saw knives, bloody knives. Jake figured out that Jigsaw put carpet over a floor of knives so that if someone stepped on it, it would go through their feet. Jake pulled his feet off the knives and braced himself and the walked across the floor of hidden knives. When got across he noticed that Abigail's arms had been twisted and her bones came through the skin. Jake struggled to walk (with the help of the wall) to a box where he saw a hole a string. Being a idiot Jake pulled the string. BOOM!!!!! Jake fell in pain. He had been shot with what feels like a shotgun. Jake started to see red, but before he died he saw the key to The Rack.

Abigail

Even though she knew she was dead when the shotgun shot Jake , she screamed through the pain for him to save her. Then her left leg snapped from being twisted. She screamed so loud and I mean so loud, not only from pain knowing that her head was next. Abigail closed her eyes and clenched her teeth as her head started to twist.

1..........2.........3...........SNAP
Her neck broke and she died.

>wake up in a dark room

>a bunch of scary stuff

>I accedentaly wired explosives wrong, and the whole thing blows up

The thing about how it was an old, cancer weary man hiding behind the persona of a vigilante psychopath is kinda dark, and too, well, dark for me

The Guilotine Ring

The victim wakes up strapped to a chair with his mouth sewn shut. As soon as he regains consciousness, he sees he is locked into a harness attached to a metal collar and hanging from the ceiling are several glass jars filled with keys. A few seconds later, a video tape plays, "hello, i want to play a game. The metal collar around your neck contains six curved blades. The timer will go off in exactly thirty minutes. If you don't get the trap off in time, if you leave the room before the trap is removed, or if you tamper with the timer, the blades will be released and sever your head. The only way out of my trap is a key hidden somewhere in the room. Here's a clue of the key's location: look deep inside and you'll find the answer. You have thirty minutes. Live or die, make your choice." After wasting a lot of time breaking as many jars as he could and trying all of the keys, he remembers the clue, "look deep inside and you'll find the answer". He then realized where the key was and why his mouth was sewn shut, the key was in his stomach. He wasted a lot of time tearing out the stitches and trying to throw up the key. As soon as he got the key, he noticed he had ten seconds left. He desperately started unlocking all of the locks. He finally gets all of the locks open, but he runs out of time and the trap goes off as he's removing it, severing his head.

At 10/4/08 10:46 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: Go Ahead! Think up of a trap for the saw series.

I call this one 'The Shower Trap".

A man wakes up in a shower. Water is rapidly falling from holes in the celing above the shower. At the top of the shower there are tubes with what looks like sandpaper moving up and down inside them very fast.
Hanging down through the tubes are very long and sharp pieces of barbed wire.
A tape plays.

"Hello, James. I wanna play a game. You have been killing people and getting away with it, so, I've put you in this trap to stop you. After this tape finishes the water will be replaced with acid.
To avoid the acid falling down from the celing, you must use the barbed wire to hoist or pull yourself up to the top of the shower so you can go over the edge and escape.
Be careful going through the tubes though. The sandpaper can easily skin you alive so be quick.

Live or Die. Make you choice."

He attempts the trap but dies.

Let your sick imaginations at work in this thread!

My idea is the lung piercer.
Melvin wakes up in a dark room with a harness on his chest with 2 retractable blades on his lung area.
Quinn wakes up suspended over a meat slicer.
A TV turns on with billy, and says:
"Hello Melvin. I want to play a game. You've assaulted many people while you were in the gang. Now I will show you what assault is. You have 60 seconds to remove they key from your leader, Quinn's stomach. To do so, he must do his test, when he fails, you do your test. If not, the retractable knives will open, stab through your lungs, turn to fans, and shred you while it is forcefully removed from your body. Quinn. The mastermind of your gang. You have 30 seconds to find the key in the meat grinder before you. You must insert your hand into the grinder, and find the key. The key is the same as Melvin's key. Let the game begin."
Quinn grabbed the key, but the grinder started, and shredded up his hand, but he managed to remove it, but it was too late, and Quinn was lowered into the slicer. Melvin finds the key in one of Quinn's chopped parts, and removes the harness before it opened

A man/woman wakes up in a room. A small television show the puppet bastard on his trike and he says "Hello -Insert name here-, I would like to play a game. Do you see those two holes in the wall over there, both of them contain buttons but one of them will allow you to go, the other though will make the hole grow smaller and trap your arm; however the holse are made of white hot steel. *The holes are triangular by the way* You have 30 minutes to choose."

That's the trap. Any tweaks?

The Penis-otine

Tommy wakes up groggily thinking "What's going on? Where the hell am I?" To his horror he sees he's naked and his penis is impaled with spikes that grip and have it extended and pulled underneath a small guillotine. His hands also held by similar spikes and extended through a guillotine just behind two levers and two buttons. The only way to pull himself free would be to rip his hands and penis off. "Nooooo!" he screams upon this horrifying realization.

The tape comes on "Hello Tommy. For years you've been collecting disability for a condition you know you don't have. The real condition is laziness and addiction. You're addicting to porn, and rather than do a day's work, you'd rather masturbate in your room all day. Today it's time to make a choice. What is more important to you? The hands that will allow you work and become a productive member of society, but have instead been used for more selfish purposes. Or the penis that is the actual cause of your addiction or "condition" as you call it."

A timer starts ticking from 1 minute. "The buttons in front of your hands can be pulled free the spikes that are impaled from your penis. Both must be pushed to be effective. But beware, pushing the buttons will drop the guillotines above your hands instantly. Alternatively you can choose to pull both levers which will free your hands, but will also drop the guillotine above your penis, severing it instantly. What will your choose to save? Your hands or your penis? You have less than a minute to decide. If you fail to make your choice, All guillotines will drop and the choice will be made for your. So make your choice quickly."

Abduct a black guy. No KFC. No watermelon.
Abduct an average white American. No flags. No guns.
Inb4 universal racism

OH MY GOD THIS POST IS FOURS OLD WHY DOES IT STILL EXIST

You have to stick your dick in a wasps nets, if you don't a giant novelty wasp will stab into a black guys chest which represents the spear of betrayal cause by your contstant canoodling.

And it has to be a black guy because a horror movie that doesn't kill the black guy, the blonde, and the nerd is like a Mario game without Mario.

All of the writers, directors and producers of every Saw movie after the first one are sitting, strapped in chairs, their heads locked facing a screen and their eyes propped open. The only way they can leave is if they sit through the next six shitty movies they made.

The person has had a life of theft.

This person wakes up in a wooden box, that is also sealed at corners, eing claustrophobic this person is in deep fear. The little light that shines thru the openings in the panels that make up the box reveal that there is a recording. He plays it.

Hello ________. I wanna play a game. For nearly all your life theft has been a second nature to you, now you must steal your life back. if you haven't noticed already, there are knives blade first 3 inches into your palm. Also, the reason you aren't able to move your neck forward, is because it is in a brace nailed one wall of the concealed box you are in. There is a key hanging lightly on a thread outside this box. To get it you must break the wooden panels that surround you and trap you. To break them, hit them repeatedly with the butt of the knife inside your hands, the hands you have used to take what is not rightfully yours. You have A minute and a half to do this before the box collapses upon itself.
Live or Die. Make your choice."

At 6/20/13 03:39 PM, Splats wrote: Abduct a black guy. No KFC. No watermelon.
Abduct an average white American. No flags. No guns.
Inb4 universal racism

It isn't racist, because white people were involved.

Close one, Splats.

Ok im 10 years old and i love saw. Ive never seen it but I love gore a lot.

So a guy named bobby has metal plates in his body and he's in a room thats an electric magnet. the tape says ohhh ohhh agh harder oh shiv that hole!!!!! just kidding. it says hello bobby i want to play a game in you fat body you have plates the room your in is a magnet when it goes off, you'll explode.

bobby tries to find the button to stop it but fails the magnet ripped the plates out of his body killing him.