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I have the best one.

Tape their eyes up so that they can't close them, place them on a chair, place that chair in front of a T.V., plug the T.V. into the mains, get a DVD player, plug the DVD player into the mains, wire up the DVD player to the T.V., get the hannah montannah Movie, place the dick into the DVD player, play the DVD.

If they survive they deserve to live.

The victim wakes up in a room with a television in front of him. He has two choices:

1.Play CoD6 on the PS3.
2.Play CoD6 on the Xbox 360.

Before the victim has a chance to make a decision, the the TV shows a CCTV clip of a group of chavs argueing over playing over both consoles. When CoD6 was mentioned....the victim's ears will bleed to bloody hell! MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A man regains consciousness in a room, there is a contraption around his torso and a television in the corner of the room. A video flicks on and Jigsaw says "Hello Ryan. You are here today because you chose to beat your own family, around your stomach is a device that will slowly impale your sides until the spikes touch. Then it will shred your intestines and fall off until you bleed to death. Unless you can escape from this room, if you escape the device will be deactivated and you will be reunited with your loved ones. You have five minutes. Live or die, your choice." A clock the appears on the screen and it is counting down, Ryan has to break open the cupboard holding all the tools he needs to get out.

"Hello Tim. I want to play a game, in front of you there is a shotgun you have exactly 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000001 seconds before it activates and kills you.
Fuck you Tim"

At 11/10/09 08:58 PM, TRlCKY wrote: You wake up to find yourself inside what appears to be a small glass box the same size of a phone booth. The only thing in it is a small button. You then see behind you is your love (wife, gf, etc) in a box identical to yours.

"Hello, I want to play a game [I can't think of a reason the guy would be in this trap so skip that part of the tape]. In your booths you will find a button. Press that button and the door will open and set you free, however whomever pushes the button first, the other booth will fill with poison gas and the escaped victim must watch as the other chokes to death. Also once one button is pressed, the other one becomes inactive. Don't try to break out, the glass is 5 inches thick, bulletproof. You have 60 seconds, if you can't make up your mind then both booths will fill with gas. Go"

The couple cry in fear not knowing what to do. The man decides that he will die so she can live but she doesn't want to push the button. He keeps telling her to but she cries in fear. They scream I love you's at each other when just before 60 seconds are up she gives in and breaks free. She cries as she presses against the other side of his booth, their hands against each other through the glass as he slowly drops to the floor. The door opens, he is dead.

That would be really sad, but a must see in a Saw movie.

Nice one...

I have never seen a saw movies but i have read about them and have come up with a trap of my own. The trap is for a guy called damien who is quite fat and spends his life on a sofa watching tv with microwave meals. Recently, he raped a women and jigsaw will punish him...

Stage 1: blood trap
You awaken to find yourself in a small room with concrete walls and a steel door at one side. You instincivly stand up and atempt to open the door. It is locked. The room is almost pitch black except for a dim, bare light hanging from the celing and light from the cracks around the doors. You examine the room closer and see it is empty exept for a wooden table on it with a single, rusty knife and a concrete block on the floor beside it. On closer examination, you see that it is connected to the floor and in it has a thin concrete tube about a meter deep. However it is too thin to fit your hand down. Suddenly a voice comes on from no-where. "Hello damien, i want to play a game. All your life you have been a slob, living off your parents inheratance. You have never worked, and recently got away with rape. Do you realy want to live? As you can see the door to the room you are in is locked, with no other apparent means of escape. To retreve the key you must fill up the concrete cylinder built into the block with fluid so that the key floats to the surface. The only fluid avalable to you is blood, and that is why i have left you a knife. Fail to retreve the key and you will die of starvation. Live or die, make your choice". You immidiately start screaming for help but after 5 minuites you stop and decide to compete the task in hand. you clutch the knife in your right hand and slowly cut the back of your left hand. However you soon realise that that amount of blood will not be enough, so you decide, regretibly, to slit your wrists and bleed into the cylinder. After about 3 minuites the cylinder is full and the key appears. You hold your wrist to stop the bleeding and suffering from severe blood loss, crawl to the door and unlock it, only to be greeted by a long dark corridor and a man with a pig mask who grunts quikly before knocking you out with a sledgehammer. Your ordeal is far from over.

Stage 2 coming soon.

man wakes up legs tied together and arms tied together, legs on a rope attatched to a horse, same with arms. ';blablablah in a few minutes carrots will be deployed one metre in front of each horse and the only way you can escape is to gnaw the horses legs off... or something.

A man wakes up inside of chamber, his insides very numb with a hook punctured through his stomach cavity. The TV across the room turns on. A recording plays.

"Hello John, you wanna play a game? I've noticed you care little more about your job than your family and friends so,I have placed a hook inside of you with a crank that will automatically turn clockwise if you answer a question wrong about the people you share this world with. Are you ready?"

He ends up getting his innards wrenched out of him by a rusty hook and everybody lives happily ever after. The end.

Stage 2:
You wake up for the second lime in a room similar to the first, but rectangular and larger. You look down to see that you are chained to a wooden chair with a metal 'block' on your stomach. Suddenly a tv screen appears with a puppet with swirly cheeks on it. "Hello damien. The device on your stomach is designed to drill into you unless you find the key within 3 minites. You actualy lost less than 2.5 pints of blood in the last tet, how much more will you shed before giving up? How far will you go to save the organ that you rely on to eat? After you have found it, use the code on the underside on the device to unlock the door and progress.". You immidiately start struggling in your chains only to find that they have becone loose. You get up, look down and see the timer ticking down. You groan as you realise 30 seconds have already passed. You can feel blood trickling down your wrist as the scab has been pulled off by the steel chains. Looking around you see a hole in the wall with a note beside it saying 'The key is inside, but get it and your hand will be torn to sheds by a shotgun as the key is connected to the rigger. You groan again and decide to stick your left hand in, only to find no key. You quickly realise you have been tricked and pull your hand out a second before a shotgun is fired inside the hole. You gasp for breath and look down at the timer. Less than 90 seconds remain. Twenty meters further along the wall you find a steel box sticking out of the wall with a hole in the top just large enough for a hand. there is no note, but you know the key will be in here. Without knowing what will be inside, you summon the courage to stick your hand in and attempt to retreave the key. After feeling around for a bit, you feel something metal inside, but just before you pull it out you feel a sharp stinging sensation and then massive pain. You pull your hand out with the key and see that your hand is red and swolen and you can feel the unbearable burning pain. Without time to spare you unlock the device, push it to the floor and inspect his hand. It looked like a big wasp sting but felt much worse. On the floor he saw the device's drills starting, and decided to move on. He unlocked the padlock and moved through to the next room...

Final stage coming soon

Heres mine.

There are 12 locked boxes in front of some dude, Celine Dion starts playing, he has 1 hour to find the right key to the right box before his brain will explode.

Yea, that's good.

Alright so a guy wakes up with his hands tied to a pulley type contraption, he's also sitting in a chair with those hand locks so that his hands don't fly up. He's completely naked and his cock is resting on a block of wood. He finds that the pulley is connected to a huge guillotine type blade. The tape comes on

"Hello, I want to play a game. You are a rapist and you have been getting away from it, so you have a choice take away your tool of sinning preventing you from ever raping again or die. The pulley is connected to that blade. The hand locks will be taken off as soon as this tape ends. You can use all your strength to prevent the heavy blade from collapsing on your genitalia but if you do the room will fill up with a gas that will kill you. Above you is a bar. Upon the collapsing of the blade you will be able to reach up and grab that bar and pull yourself up to an exit on the ceiling."

The handlocks come off and he finds that the blade is incredibly heavy. He sees the bar and sees if he can grab it without the blade coming down all the way. His hands are about a foot away from the bar and the blade is starting to put pressure on his penis. Quickly he pulls it back up because of the immense pain. He takes a deep breath and lets go his hands raising up quickly the blade slicing his penis off. He screams in agony as the immense pain surges through his body. Crying he grabs the bar and pulls himself up to a shelf only to find out that there was no escape. The ceiling is barren and empty. There's no other exit. He dies slowly of the poison gas

At 8/14/10 01:58 PM, TheMildMind wrote: Crying he grabs the bar and pulls himself up to a shelf only to find out that there was no escape. The ceiling is barren and empty. There's no other exit. He dies slowly of the poison gas

Dick move, Jigsaw.

i call my trap "dante's inferno". according to the book dante's inferno, each of the seven deadly sins has a unique puniishment. there are six people, a rich guy, a hooker, a hitman, an obese guy, the daughter of a successful businessman, and a corporate executive who has his employees do his work for him. the seventh guy is responsible for freeing or killing the other six people. the first six people have one thing in common, they have lived their lives violating one of the seven deadly sins, greed, lust, wrath, gluttony, envy, and sloth. the one free man represents the sin of pride. to ensure he completes the six tests in time and doesn't stray away from the tests, a bomb is surgically implanted in his chest. the tapes are in this order:

first tape:
"hello, i would like to play a game. all your life you have lived your life assuming you are superior to those around you. pride is one of the seven deadly sins, and to cleanse your soul of pride, you must help six others overcome their own sins. to ensure you finish the tests within sixty minutes and don't go of course, a bomb has been surgically implanted in your chest, just inches from your heart. the bomb will also detonate automatically if you try to tamper with or try to remove it. let the games begin."

greed ( the rich guy):
"hello, i would like to play a game. all your life you've lived off your parent's immense wealth, wasting your money on cars, drugs, and women. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of greed shall be melted down in a vat of molten gold. because molten gold is so hard to come by, i have substituted it with molten lead. in order to free yourself, the man in front of you must locate the key to your restraints, located in the pile of meaningless things you've bought. the key is inside one of your possessions, and the only way to find it is to destroy your valued possessions. are you willing to let go of material possessions or end up dying for them. make your choice." the rich guy makes it, but his legs are destroyed by the molten lead.

lust (the hooker):
"hello, i'd like to play a game. all your life you have given you body to the highest bidder, living a life of lust and sex. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of lust will be dragged through an endless hall of flames. all around you are a series of pipes. over time, the pipes will begin shooting flames, heating the room until you spontaneously combust. the only way out is a pair of keys implanted in what most people claim is your most attractive features, your breasts. the man in front of you must cut away your breasts to locate the keys in order to free you. will you willingly sacrifice the things that gave you your career as a prostitute, or will you learn the true meaning of "smoking hot" . the choice is yours." the hooker doesn't survive.

wrath ( the hitman):
"hello, i would like to play a game. all your life you have killed people you've never known for the revenge of your paying customers. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of wrath will have their limbs torn from their bodies. as you can see, the device you are in is attached to your arms, legs, and neck. if you don't escape within five minutes, your arms, legs, and head will be torn off. the only way to save yourself is for the man in front of you to locate the key inside the body of one of your highest paying customers. to make this more interesting, i've brought in three of your clients, each one with a key inside them, but only one with the correct key. let the game begin." the hitman survives.

gluttony (the obese guy):
"hello, i would like to play a game. you have lived a life of overindulgence, eating unreasonable amounts of food, slowly killing yourself. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of gluttony will be fed to the hellhound cerberus. as you can see, the device you are in is dangling above a meat grinder. if the test isn't completed in sixty seconds, you will be reduced to dogfood. the only way out is a key in your massive stomach. the man in front of you must cut the key out of your stomach and free you before your restraints give out. let the game begin." he doesn't survive.

envy (the businessman's daughter):
"hello, i would like to play a game. all your life you have craved what you don't have, forgetting what you do have. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of envy will have their eyes sewn shut. the only way out of my trap is to destroy your eyes, which have led you astray in this world. there are two keys implanted in your eyes, which i have sewn shut. the man in front of you must remove both of your eyes, rendering you permanantly blind, but alive. if you don't escape in sixty seconds, the device above you will send two rods through your skull, killing you instantly. let the game begin." she survives.

sloth (the businessman)
"hello, i would like to play a game. you make a living having your subordinates do the work you are too lazy to to yourself. according to dante's inferno, those who commit the sin of sloth will endure an eternity of hard labor. attached to your back is a device with sharp blades positioned between your
c-3 and c-4 vertebrae. in order to escape my little trap, you must run on the large wheel you are in to lower the key to the device on your back while the man in front of you retrieves the key. if at any time you stop before the device is unlocked, the device will sever your spinal cord, killing you instantly. let the game begin." the businessman dies just before the device is removed.

pride (the man with a bomb in his chest)
" congratulations, you have survived my tests. ironically, your pride, which is the reason i tested you, is the same thing that saved you. but the game is not over yet. in the amount of time you have left, you must cut the bomb from your chest. if you don't remove the bomb in time, the bomb will explode, destroying your corrupted heart." he removes the casing of the bomb, but seconds later he realizes the bomb itself is still in his chest, and it explodes while he removes it.

Hello, Steve.

"Here is a sudoku board, the game is set to hard. You may only leave upon completion."

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Here is a cool scenario. A man wakes up on a turntable device. After a moment, the turntable turns so that the man is above a laser. He has about 30 minutes to amputate his legs before the laser activates.

Ok, this is quite long but whatever. It is similar to the plot of saw 3. Basically, a guy (Andy Gardener) had his son murdered two years ago, he saw the guy shoot his son but they didn't believe him in court because that guy owed Andy money and the court thought that he just wanted to get back at him.
They must both complete 3 tasks to survive. Oh, by the way, Andy had two sons and the oldest was murdered whilst they were walking their dog. The murderer (Luke Marone) also has a son.

Andy task one: (Adams apple trap)
He is tied to metal brackets on the wall. The room is too dark to see, but as his eyes grow accustomed to the dim light, he can just about make out the outline of a figure on the floor. Suddenly, he wakes up and starts squirming. You can tell by his noises that he is gagged. You can hear moans and screams and a circular saw blade in the distance through the cold concrete walls behind you. Suddenly, a TV on a table in the far corner flickers on with a puppet face that turns to face you. "Hello Andy. I want to play a game. All your life you have been obsessed about locking up the guy who killed your son. He is here too, not in this room, but playing his own game. The person in front of you is the defendant's lawyer, who saved your sons murderer from going to jail for a long time. His name is So Long Pak. Around his neck is a device that, if the time comes, will rip his Adams apple from his neck, with it his throat and he will be killed. Once he unties you, you must use the scalpel provided to cut out the key that i have inserted into your lower left leg. That key will release So Long from his fate. You, have 6 minutes. Oh, and I've made it more interesting by sowing his mouth shut."
The tape ends. A digital clock appears and starts counting down. So long gets up, moaning, and grabs the scalpel instead of releasing Andy. Andy is yelling to So Long that he will do it himself, just release him, but he doesn't listen and starts to perform the surgery himself on the upright, still very awake, Andy. He squirms as much as he can, whilst still shouting, and after 3 minutes of failed cutting, so long cuts him free and using hand actions, instructs Andy to cut his leg. He doesn't, he cannot handle the pain so he jumps on So Long and attacks him with the scalpel, they have a massive fight and So Long has the upper hand, eventually pinning Andy to the ground with the scalpel at his neck. He is obviously deciding whether to take a life to save his own. He stands up, and the device goes off, ripping his throat out, with Andy lying under him. After getting splattered with neck flesh, the room fills with knockout gas and Andy falls asleep.

Part 2 coming soon

Ok, Luke trap one: (Pelvis trap)
He wakes up on a metal chair, gagged and with metal claws digging into his hips. All he has to see with is a candle above his head. A TV in the corner flickers on. "Hello Luke. You don't know me but I know you. You pleaded innocent in court for murdering an innocent boy in cold blood. That is what you do, kill for money, even though you live a life of luxury and have debts to pay. That boy's father is also here, playing a game of his own. Now, if you can save your own life, i will give you a chance to save the lives of some others in this place. The device you are strapped to will rip apart your pelvis if you do not complete the allocated task in time. Let me show you" The TV flickers and an electric light in the corner of the room comes on. There is a manikin in a chair exactly like Luke's and next to it a mirror, so he can see himself. The timer ticks three times, then the devices on the sides of the metal chair explode, ripping the torso of the manikin apart. Luke turns away and whimpers under his gag. The TV turns back on. "There are two switches on the floor to turn off the device. These can be pressed with your feet. However, when you press them a metal spike will be jammed through your foot. Will you take pain to save your life?" The TV flickers and turns off. The device starts ticking; Luke looks down at the timer. He has just 1 minute. Ten seconds passed. He cannot see the switches but he can feel them with his feet, they are more like car pedals than switches. Twenty seconds passed. He takes a deep breath and presses on the left pedal, the device stops ticking but as soon as the pedal touches the floor, a thin metal rod, sharpened at the top end, is rammed up through Luke's left foot. He screams in pain under his gag. Thirty seconds passed. He knows he only has a half minute left, but the agony his left foot is in makes him just want to give up. Forty seconds passed. He looks over at the manikin, mostly shattered on the floor. He tells himself that he will not end up like that. Ten seconds left. He takes another deep breath and drives his foot down hard on the pedal, the spike goes right through his foot, but the timer does not stop. He squirms, then manages to shuffle so his thigh is next to the timer. Less than five seconds left. He hits the times with his thigh hard, and the timer stops. Then he faints.

By the way i must mention i have never seen a saw film in my life, even though i know quite alot about them.
Part 3 coming soon.

heres one a man wakes up in morg with 4 dead bodies on tables you look at 4 x-rays one has a key in it you take a scalpel and cut into a body. the mans guts were replaced with barbed wire simply you must fish it out . no tape recorder because jigsaw dident put him here.the key leads to his freedom. p.s. the other three bodies also had barbed wire in them.

a man wakes up in a room and sees '#@%$' literally those symbols . he must unscramble the meaning and feels helpless as he sees a dictionary on the table

a fat man wakes up in a room and atape player clicks and then he heres a voice'hello fatass i have brought you here because you disapoint people like when you dident meet me in the ally. now you will be disapointed'. fatass sees a box of pizza goes and opens the box and its empty then a t.v. turn on showing a man eating pizza. man goes crazy because he was starving and then dies from hunger

Ah good thread, but do half of you even know Saw? lol most of these senarios are a lose/lose.

Saw is ment to teach people the error of there ways, not just totally fuck them up lol.

But good topic, keep them coming.

Hey George, I wanna play a game. You steal from other people so let's see if your life will be stolen. You have 2 minutes to get out of something I like to call the "The Numerator" You're standing on top of a plank of wood chained to the wall, but your legs are free. You have to escape the locks by hurting yourself, either breaking or dislocating your wrists by hitting them on the steel plates next to your wrists. If not completed, the locks will release and the plank will split and you will fall into a pool of acid and die in an instant.

He tries and dies. :)

This looks like fun. Lemme try. Finish up that Flash Game you're playing before you start; this is a long one.

I call it 'Amateur Surgery'.

A man awakens in a dilapidated, poorly lit room. He notices a dull pain in his chest. Removing his shirt in front of a nearby mirror, he finds evidence of amateur surgery; a massive wound held shut by stitches and staples runs the length of his upper chest. Twisting and turning around to get a better look at it produces pain, as if something inside him isn't twisting with him.
As he contemplates this, a door previously hidden by the darkness opens, flooding the room with light. Shielding his eyes with his hands, he steps into the next room.

In the next room, he finds four people laying naked and unconscious, strapped to four operating tables arranged like a cross, with a fifth table in the center. This table only has a single set of surgical tools on it. The blood on them is still fresh, and the man suspects it's his blood.
As he examines the tools, an electronic shriek fills the room, followed by a distorted voice.
"Awake so soon? You shouldn't be up and about so soon after surgery. But then again, you don't have time for relaxation."
"Who are you? What the FUCK have you done t me!?" the voice seems to ignore this, and continues.
"You took an oath, to 'do no harm'. But so far, you've done nothing but harm."
"What the hell are you talking about? ANSWER ME!"
"14 patients. 14 patients dead under you knife." The man takes a step back, as if he's been struck. A small noise comes from the speakers, showing the man had given the reaction the voice had been hoping for. It continues.
"Was it ineptitude on your part? Were you so unskilled that you had no idea you were killing them? Perhaps you shouldn't have bribed your way through medical school."
The man balks. there was no way anyone could know that, but there it was.
"Or was it intentional. Did you actually enjoy taking a life that had been put in your hands? I suppose it doesn't matter anymore."

"Take a close look at the four lying on the tables," the voice instructs. Doing so, the man recognizes them immediately. His wife, his best friend, and his parents.
"We're going to play a game."
"YOU BASTARD! Leave them out of this!"
"You brought them into this. And now you must make a choice. What has more value? your life, or the lives of four loved ones?"
The voice paused for a moment, giving the man time to reflect. Before he could reply, though, the voice continued.
"As you may have noticed already, I've been doing some surgery myself. I'm probably as qualified as you to do that sort of thing, only I'm slightly better at not killing those I cut up. And you're not the only one. Take a closer look at you friends and family."
The man did, and noticed each had a stitched and stapled scar on their upper chest, just as they did. With a gasp, he began to understand. Suddenly, a light shone through a hole in the cieling. Looking down to the floor, the man could see it was a projection. The image was a device that looked like a cros between a car motor and a drill.
"All five of you have been implanted with a device of my own making, which looks similar to this. Each is set to a timer. When the timer goes off, the device activates, and the drill begins to bore through flesh until the device burrows its way out of the body. Fortunately for you, it doesn't take a medical degree to know that such trauma is fatal."
"Oh my god."
"God has no part in this. Only you. You can save them. If you can remove each device before the timer goes off, they will live."
"And me? What about mine?"
"Therein lies a choice. Your device is unique. It can be deactivated with four remotes. Four remotes I've put in very special places."
The man looks to his friends and family on the tables.
"Yes. I've placed the remotes inside them. However, The way I've placed them, removing the remotes will kill your patients. You don't need the remotes, however. You can remove your own device manually. Whether or not you do so before tending to your patients is solely to your discretion."
"how long are the timers?"
"I can't answer that. However, I do know they go off soon. So what will it be? Your life or the lives of four patients? Save yourself, let them die? But then, what are four more dead patients to you? Their lives are in your hands. But as 14 of your previous clients would say if they could, that's not much reassurance."

Mich like SAW, this thread keeps on getting resurrected to no conceivable end...

OK. I got one trap.

It is called Reverse Dog Trap

Alan woke up in the gloomy room. Suddenly the T.V comes on and there was a puppet called Jigsaw. He say eerily '' I want to play a game.'' Alan says ''OK. What you want to play. Kill the puppet?'' Jigsaw say '' Don't insult me. You have a trap on your head. If you failed to unlock it within the time, it will explode. ''
Alan tried to unlock it but it exploded.

At 10/4/08 10:46 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: Go Ahead! Think up of a trap for the saw series.

I call this one 'The Shower Trap".

A man wakes up in a shower. Water is rapidly falling from holes in the celing above the shower. At the top of the shower there are tubes with what looks like sandpaper moving up and down inside them very fast.
Hanging down through the tubes are very long and sharp pieces of barbed wire.
A tape plays.

"Hello, James. I wanna play a game. You have been killing people and getting away with it, so, I've put you in this trap to stop you. After this tape finishes the water will be replaced with acid.
To avoid the acid falling down from the celing, you must use the barbed wire to hoist or pull yourself up to the top of the shower so you can go over the edge and escape.
Be careful going through the tubes though. The sandpaper can easily skin you alive so be quick.

Live or Die. Make you choice."

He attempts the trap but dies.

Let your sick imaginations at work in this thread!

I had a similar idea in my mind. In my version, you don't have a shower but a water well. The victim is initially standing in the empty well. The tape tells James that after 5 seconds the tape stops, the well will start to fill with acid. There is a barbed wire hanging through which the man can climb the well. So, he has to climb faster than the rate the acid is rising to prevent being consumed by the acid.

bad memories of this horrible series

seriously every SAW movie fucking sucked

the first one wasn't even that good because the actors fucking SUCKED!

stairs rigged to make it a certainty that you will fall down them, and a well-placed board with nails in the bottom, the idea being that you fall at the top, and if that doesn't kill you, you bleed out slowly.

OH GOD