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The "Owned cha noob!"

You chain somebody to a car in the street,Let the owner come and let the car drag him along the road,He has to get out of it some how.Heres how the message goes "You have killed a dog,You have 30 seconds before the car starts driving,Have fun!"

This has gotta hurt!

At 10/4/08 11:08 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: But everytime you press the button, one of your well known friends will be cut in half with a saw in the wall. If you avoid their beggings, then you will suceed.

I'd press the buttons like a mother fucker. Not even kidding. Fuck my family and friends, man, I want to live. I WANT TO LIVE.

The "Stanchion"

...a metal fastening around your neck, you must pull your own ears off to get out or the clamp will tighten and slice your head off...

2 people wake up in a room strapped to chairs that are bolted to the floor by a metal strap at their waist. They each have a box on their head and a tube connected to it. They each also have a box with a spinning saw blade next to them. The key to the metal straps is in their box that is on their head, right in front of them but they cant get it. Their tube is connected to the opposite person's box with spinning saw blade. They also have a life moniter in their arm. A tv turns on. "Hello Mary and Tom. I want to play a game. For years Tom you have beaten your wife Mary but you two continued to get back together, pretending nothing has ever happened, even though Tom should have been charged for domestic violence on several occasions. Now, a happy couple would die together so if you two love eachother, then you can ignore the rest of the tape. You are each strapped to a chair with a box on your head, a life monitor in your right arm, and a box with a spinning saw blade. The key to your waist is right in front of your face, inside the box. This is where the rest of the stuff comes in. The only way to open the box and get the key is if the other person dies, which is why you each have the life monitors. The only way to kill the other person is by drowning them in your blood, which is where the box with saw blade comes in. Each box takes exactly 3 pints of blood to fill, and you have 10 pints in your body. Live or die, make your choice." The tape stops.

I havent decided who should win so ill let you all decide

Im new to the web so this is a test to see if im ansering your blog or making a complaetly new one

A man wakes up in a darknd room with hooks in his nostrls (not deep in) drils in front of his eyes and nails under his foot all with loks on a tape plays and says "Sam i want to play a game the pepole in front of your are not dead or unconsious you will reconise them as good frends the key is in there neks all the contraptions will sping in 10 minutes unles you get the keys live or die sam

Ok, some dude wakes up in a dirty bathroom. That little saw puppet rides in on his trusty tricycle with a sharpened carrot, Hilarity ensues.

A man, wrapped in chains, is dangled over a huge pit with no seeable bottom. He is in a cave, a large opening shaped like a bubble, that is perfectly smooth and the man knows that even if he breaks the chains, he will slide into the hole, to god knows where.

A TV turns on. Jigsaw appears in it. He says: "Hello Alex. I would like to play a game. In the hole is a mutated monster that you cannot even begin to imagine. In 3 minutes, it will awake, and eat you. You can escape but only if...." Another chain dropped down, ending by his untied feet. "...you pull that chain, sending everyone in your family to the bottom." A box, filled with his wife, two kids, and his mom and dad drops down not 10 feet below him. It is soundproof, but he can hear them screaming. "Either they watch you die, or you watch them die. Its your choice."

Needless to say, he dillydallies until a big wormy with a bird's beak flys out of the tunnel and rips him to shit. The end!

Six children are put in a abandoned apartment building with several child murders, one of which has a sledgehammer and blue face paint on, the children will have to kill the blue sledgehammer man and remove the key that is hidden inside his face, they will then get two maps, one leads to a tiger pit, the other leads to a room with three safes and a another unmentioned child murder with a chainsaw, the children will have to split up into two groups of three and take one of the maps, this will make the challenge harder as three of the children will be going to the aforementioned tiger pit. When the other three children reach the safe room with the chainsaw man they will have to kill him, one they have killed him they will have to choose from one of the three safes, one of the safes has another key that will open the exit, the other two have bombs that are rigged to blow the minute the key is placed inside the keyhole, if the children choose the right safe they will have a choice of two doors, one is the way out, the other leads to a room full of zombies.

Sorry about the typos in the above post

Guy tied to a table, butt naked. 2 inches above his penis a a very fast, very sharp industrial fan. 2 hot lezzas are acting out his fantasies. If he doesn't pop a boner after an hour, he walks away unharmed. If he does his cock gets chopped off and he slowly bleeds to death.

Another one :D

A woman is at the bottom of what looks like a large concave ramp. She is locked to the floor by a chastity belt. The key hangs above her, connected to a rope. Behind her, a tape turns on.
"Hello Jenny. I'd like to play a game. You have delighted in other's suffering for too long. In 2 minutes, a pool of slow-acting acid will flow down the ramp and dissolve you. Slowly. The acid will be contained if you pull the key and unlock yourself. However, doing so will tear you legs off." Two locks are put on her legs. " Its your choice, be crippled like the ones you make fun of, or die painfully"

Because Jenny is a bitch, she thinks about it just a couple seconds too long and is dissolved slowly. It takes 3 hours for her to die.

hehe, i like making these.

A man is strapped to a chair by leather straps in a small cell. He is wearing a Nazi uniform, for he used to be one. Specifically, SS. A circular saw hangs behind him, close enough to cut the straps, yet far enough not to hurt him. A tape plays. "Hello America (german name with some irony in it.), I'd like to play a game. You are bound to that chair by leather straps, unbreakable by human strength. The chair is bolted to the ground with industrial made screws, also unbreakable. You will not be able to escape unless the saw behind you cuts the leather straps. To activate the saw, all you have to do is say the password, which is written for you on the wall in front of you. However, doing so will also activate a special shower you are all to familiar with." The wall opens up in front of him to reveal his wife and kids. They are in a Nazi gas chamber. "Either you escape while your family suffers the same fate you caused the Jews, or you stave to death in that chair like those in the death camps. Live or die, its your choice."

Well, he's a Nazi, so he says the password, kills his family and escapes only to get convicted of being a Nazi after 70 years of eluding the cops. He dies 2 weeks into his life prison sentence by starvation.

THE ENDZ!

what i want to know is how jigsaw makes these traps.

he's like 80 or 90, and he has a tumor. he builds giant machines and somehow manages not to kill himself by doing so. he also runs around in a pig suit playing with puppets, and really isn't discreet about doing so.

HOW CAN THEY NOT CATCH THIS GUY?

At 12/13/09 01:32 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: what i want to know is how jigsaw makes these traps.

he's like 80 or 90, and he has a tumor. he builds giant machines and somehow manages not to kill himself by doing so. he also runs around in a pig suit playing with puppets, and really isn't discreet about doing so.

HOW CAN THEY NOT CATCH THIS GUY?

Because it's a shitty movie series that is the brainchild of some mentally warped kid from Veitnam.

At 10/4/08 11:51 AM, igott wrote: I wake up in the middle on a room, There is a plexiglass window where Poozy is smacking it with a ban-hammer. Then the tape comes on. "Hello, Igott, I want to play a game. You see a mod, I gave him rage, when this tape ends, he weill be released you must get out of the room or you will be banned."

lol, haven't we all escaped from this room once or twice? Im sure someone here has, besides me anyways.

At 12/13/09 01:35 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: None of your Saw traps make any sense.

The traps were used on the "victims" because they needed to be taught a lesson.
As they struggled to complete their puzzle/escape the trap, the lesson they were supposed to learn is always what ended up killing them.

Who are you talking to?

Two lovers are strapped to a chair in a dark room. Connected to both their faces is a gas mask, which also has a tube connected to both of them. In the center of the tube, another tube intersects, eading towards an air vent. To describe it simply, both people have a tube connected to them giving them air. Now, inside the tube there is also another tube intersecting, leading into a tank of methane gas. Under the methane gas is a small stove, and the switch is slowly turning due to something that the lovers cannot see. Each lover will also have two switches in their hands. One switch activates the burner immediately, burning the person who pressed it, while the other turns off the air supply for the opposite person, allowing the remaining person to escape. There switches are not labeled or different in any way. They will also not receive a message, rather they must ponder on what they've done wrong themselves.

The eye trap.
A father wakes up in a room with holes in the wall and a strange looking device on his neck. He notices what looks like a scale in the middle of the room. He listens to a tape. "Hello David. I want to play a game. For years you have not appreciated your family for what they have done for you. Now it's time to pay the price. You'll notice the holes in the wall around you, and a knife on the floor. If you want to break free from the very trap that will gouge your eyes out. You must place at least 4 different eyes on that tray. The eyes that are looking at you through the walls are those of your bound and gagged family. Can you so easily take away their sight? Choose wisely. Oh and by the way, you have 60 seconds." Tickticktickticktick....

The traps were used on the "victims" because they needed to be taught a lesson.
As they struggled to complete their puzzle/escape the trap, the lesson they were supposed to learn is always what ended up killing them.

Who are you talking to?

Pretty much everyone.
The only trap you posted, that was true to the series, was the Nazi one...

The series is people dieing in horrible ways. Lessons from their deaths were done by the time Saw 3 rolled around, because Hollywood doesnt give a damn about storyline when it comes to gorefests.

A man wakes up to be sitting in a chair in a unlit room. He cannot see anything. He is shuddering and looks wild, for he is in drug withdrawal. A TV turns on. It is Jigsaw.

"Hello Charles. I'd like to play a game. Your crack addiction has cost you everything. Except the lives of your ex-wife, and soon-to-be child. You are so addicted that without crack, the withdrawal will kill you. So you have a choice. Either snort the crack on the table in front of you," A light turns on, lighting the table with crack on it, "or you die. But there's a catch. If you stand up from the chair, your wife and child will die, drowned in the blood of the men you killed in your highs. Either you die, or they die. Its your choice." The TV sinks back into the wall, and opens up to reveal his pregnant ex-wife is a small glass chamber.

Druggie stays off it for 4 hours before he goes for the crack, and drowns his ex-wife. He escapes, only to be arrested for attempted suicide through overdose. He dies in his rehab by getting in a fight with a heroin addict, who stabs him in the eyes with a used needle.

THE ENDZ.

or is it......?

Somebody I hate is chained to a table by the wrists, neck, ankles, and torso. I burn every inch of their body with a blowtorch and then start cutting off body parts at random until they die.
.... not really sure this qualifies as a saw trap though....

Goatse trap.

Nuff said?

5 people in front of you all in large sound-proof glass boxes. They can't hear you, You can't hear them you can only hear yourself and jigsaw. They can only hear each other. Jigsaw slowly says Hello. In front of you are 5 people that have been responsible for a death in your family. Above you are 5 cable wires. Each leads to a different glass box. Each tank will slowny fill with water and either drown of slowly electricute 3 of the five people. The choice of those three is yours. Pull on the cable wire that leads to the box of the person you would like to burn. Then they will slowly be electricuted. Who lives and who dies is your responsibility. Remember either two or none of the five can live. Your choice who. If this actually ever made a saw film the five victims i would choose for the part would be Rose Mcgowan, Nick Zano, Margo Harshman, Leah Pipes, and Michael Stahl-David.

I already wrote about this trap and said the same thing but in this i added more like who lives 5 people in front of you all in large sound-proof glass boxes. They can't hear you, You can't hear them you can only hear yourself and jigsaw. They can only hear each other. Jigsaw slowly says Hello. In front of you are 5 people that have been responsible for a death in your family. Above you are 5 cable wires. Each leads to a different glass box. Each tank will slowny fill with water and either drown of slowly electricute 3 of the five people. The choice of those three is yours. Pull on the cable wire that leads to the box of the person you would like to burn. Then they will slowly be electricuted. Who lives and who dies is your responsibility. Remember either two or none of the five can live. Your choice who. If this actually ever made a saw film the five victims i would choose for the part would be Rose Mcgowan, Nick Zano, Margo Harshman, Leah Pipes, and Michael Stahl-David. He lays his head in his arms and groans. He doesn't know them but they know him. They are screaming please and begging for mercy but the only people that can hear them are jigsaw and eachother. This makes them petrified that the only person to hear their alibi which would make him want to choose the person that says them can't be heard. The water is about waste high. Jigsaw comes back again and says I would let them all suffer. They deserve it. They killed your family. If you find the one way to let them all out then they might continue killing your family and make them want to kill you too. Theres a way to let them all free? he asks screaming. The telivision goes snowy and he hears a voice say you must find that information out yourself. He looks up to where the noise was coming from. A camera. Jigsaw is watching them... He elbows the glass multiple times and doesn't even make a crack. "Bulletproof" he says. There might not be a way to get them all out. Even if there is he could never find it. He puts his fingers on a wire and pulls. A bult of electricity zooms from the wire and falls into the water of Leah Pipes. She quickly roasts into a brown crisp skull and falls to the bottom of the glass box. The water turns bloody and the others scream. A tear falls from the man in charge of who lives's eye. He wipes it with the back of his hand and marked a angry look on his face and says "This is for Grandma you bastard!" and twists the wire in which leads to the box of Nick Zano. He finds time to swim to the bottom of the water and pressure himself against the back of the glass to break it. It doesn't work. He only makes a crack. He brakes the crack into a big hole the size of his face and sueezes part of his face too. He was just a little to late. The electricity made it's way to the bottom of the pool. The electricity slowly streamed up the mans leg to his neck. The man's eyes started to bleed and blood streamed out his mouth and nose. His face Turned bright red and his face practically blew up. Blood splatted all over each of the 5 victims's glass box making them unable to see who he was killing next. Jigsaws voice said "One more death and you will not have to make any more choices. Left alive was Rose Mcgowan, Margo Harshman, and Michael Stahl-David. He Yanks the wire with Michael Stahl-David. All anybody can see is the blood on micheal's box increase. Two were left. It seems that he chose Rose Mcgowan and Margo Harshman to live. Jigsaw comes bach on the telivision and says Jason, You have chosen two finalists in a goame of life or death. Before they are released i would like you to look above your head. He looked above and only saw a thin roll of fishing line. It had gotten tangled with the wires so Jason could not see it. Pull that Jigsaw said. He did. A tank of pressurized aif behind the glass boxes that Jason didn't notice because he could't see it through the water pumed air throulh the tube which the water pumped and eventually blew all of the glass boxes up. Shattered glass flew everywhere. You chose to kill those to kill over to let them kill more. You could of just pulled that wire but instead you did what you did. I would of done the same. And remember i said only two can live. Three are standing. Use this hammer and break apart the wall. A hammer was hidden in a fire extinguisher box. He grabbed it and broke the wall. Underneath it was a mirror. He was suprised at what he saw in the mirror. On his back was a long metal rod with nails connected to the back. It went from his necaps to his neck. Two nails shor into his necaps. One on each. He fell to the floor crying and screaming. Next one shot into his lower back. This made him stiff wiste down. If he wanted to move he could ony do it with his arms. One shot into his back where his heart would be. It didn't hit his heart but broke afew blood vains. He started to bleed everywhere. Then two shot into each upside of the elbow. He now couldn't move at all. There was only one more nail. Completely rusty and the biggest nail on the metal rod. It shot through the back of his neck and went all the way out the other side. He choked and choked and blood poured out the hole in his neck like a fountain. The two girls just cried in the corner while Jason suffered. Once his heart stopped jigsaw came on for the last time instead this time to talk to the girls. Jason was a murderer too. He said. Your best friend Jess didn't die in a car accident. Then a locked door opened and the two girls ran down an open hall. Look out for more traps that theese two girls go in. There made up names were Lila and Lice

I watched saw 5 a couple days ago

3 dipshits wake up in a room, chained to different points, forming a right angle triangle between them. They must work out the length of the hypotenuse(c) in 5 minutes or they'll get beaten up by jackie chan. they are given the length of one of the short sides(a), 6m. And a clue on the wall says b equals 2a minus 1/6 of 4a. They come up with nothing and get beaten up by jackie chan and leave with bruised dignities and kidneys.

::the answer is 10 btw

"Hello, Stan. Heh. Stan, that's a silly name. Anyway, I'd like to play a game. No, it's not Monpoly. It's not chess either, just shut up and let me talk, okay Stan? God, you're such a buttmunch. Where was I? Oh, right. The game. In front of you is a knife. You will have sixty seconds to...wait a second, what? What do you mean there isn't a knife? Are you sure? Check again! Still no knife? Oh, crap. Well...this is awkward. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm pretty sure that I forgot to give you a knife. Sorry, my bad. In about thirty seconds, you're head is going to explode, but look on the bright side, at least your not on fire. What do you mean, that's lame? C'mon, Stan, Stan the man! No hard feelings, aight? S'all good, aight? *Bloody explosion* You know, I'm actually kinda glad that he died. He looks like the type of guy that keeps his cell phone turned on in a movie theater, then gets a loud phone call during the best scene."

I think the Saw series needs more humor in it.