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Jigsaw: "Hello, I want to play a game. Guess how many seconds you have before I fire ma lazor @ you?"

Victim: "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"

Jigsaw: "What!?!? 9000!?!?"

The GLaDOS.

The person wakes up naked. A poison Venom is slowly seeping into the room. Razorwire wound around a pipe that is turning extreamly fast sits in the doorway that leads into the hall. There are 10 of these total, and they are unavoidable. You must reach the door at the end of the hall, use what little strength you'll have to smash through a glass door at the end. In the room will be the adress of the building you are in. The phone does not work. You manage to drag yourself to another door, open it and find another hallway that looks perfectly harmless. However, as soon as pressure is applied to the floor, walls, or cieling, the entire hallway begins to build in heat. The cieling will open, dropping barbs from Barbwire into the hall, and the walls will begin to close in. If you can manage to get to the door at the end of THAT hall, you'll find yourself standing in a small, cubical-sized room, and the entrance will be about 3 feet above the ground. On the ground, there are glass shards 3 feet in size. If you can get to the phone in the center, and not bleed to death, help will arrive, and you will have won your game.

A man wakes up strapped to a table. His extremities are bound by chains to the four corners of said table. His midsection and clamped to the table by a large vice. He is completely naked head to toe. Above his body is large metal fan, about ten meters by twelve, hanging only four inches away from him. His body is completely covered in small suction cup like sensors.

A disembodied voice calls out from the distance, "Ah, (enter name of choice here), you have spent your life living promiscuously, living by your sword, now you shall die by it, unless you can redeem yourself. The fan is rotating at 30 RPM right now and it shall increase to 200 in fifteen minutes. Try to not let your thoughts wander. At twenty minutes, water will begin to pour down from the ceiling. At thirty the fan will retract up forty meters and turn onto its side. It will then begin rotating at 500 RPM. At this time it will slowly begin its descent towards your body. If you can resist your urge for thirty minutes, then the fan will stay retracted, however, if at any time your manhood becomes excited, your fate will be sealed.

A man wakes up in a refrigerator and there are knives surrounding him on top of the refrigerator, is a spider like device holding the knifes, at the same time locking the refrigerator and a bomb is attached. A recording plays "Hello Tyler, I want to play a game for years you have murdered for sheer pleasure and cleaned up the evidence to the point where the police couldn't find you. I feel that you are never punished. This time however you will be. All you have to do is push the knives out with your hands and feet and the device locking the frige will drop off, but you must work quickly. For in two minutes the frige will explode and obviously taking you with it." Tell me what you think

A guy wakes up in a small boxed room.

A light turns on and their are mildy wide tubes sticking out through the walls.
The tape says" Hello, i'd like to play a game"
" Cocks will flow into the room from these tubes, and over time fill up the room, leaving you to a cock choking demise. There is a door on the roof of that small room your in that has three locks in it. You must find the three right keys, there is one key in every single cok. Good luck"

The guy dies.

btw COCK JOKE

Guy wakes up in a room.
Just one black guy standing above him, totally naked holding some sorta sandpaper covered cucumber and a copy of Mad Max 3..

Holy shit, it gives me shivers thinking bout it.

Send people to the planet of the apes.

You are tied down into a bed, the room has barely any light. Almost zero. But that kind of light where you can see people moving. This person is a flaming homosexual. Super, in fact. He just really wants you. Well, he can also climb all over walls and celings, and has a tounge length of 10 feet. You are trapped in the room, and as I said before, tied to a bed. You must find the key, and get out.

lol

ha yer thats well good .

A ham sandwich, a pulley system, and an anvil.

Hello *insert your name here* id like to play a game. You've been trolling on the inter-
Ok i should just stop right here.

THIS IS SICK !!!!
a man is lieing on a table it is a thin peace of meatl. under the table is an unlite fire . he is held down by a clamp on his hands . a tv is in the corner it flicks on and the doll speeks...

hello james i want to play a game ,you are here to day because you are a lieing stealing man who beats his wife . you have the option to live if you play my game if not you will have a well desirved death . under neath the table you are lieing on is an un lit fire when this vido has finished it will be lit . you will have 5mins befor you will burn . to win the game you must push the button in your hand every time you do you shall move up away form the fire , the other will move you down . by pushing up you will get further away form the fire but your hands will be torn off move ,down and you hands will become less cut but you will be burnt qwicker . you must hurry because that door will wont last forever you may get a little hot . if you mange to exscape you must cross the floor of broken glass and across the water wach you blood tuching its as leaches will find it most....tasty . to open the you must find the key , to get it you must look throug the bins . the bin is filled with with boling water . this will prove hard this stumps for hands good luck james. .......video flicks on and the fire turns on .

I've got one:

A man is suspended upside down over a 3 foot pool of sulphuric acid. A voice recording soon goes off:

Hello Joe, I want to play a game.. By now you have realized you are upside down over a 3 foot pool. In this pool is Sulphric Acid..highly corrosive. About 6 feet from the pool is a key that will unlatch the device holding your feet. To get to it you must swing yourself back and forth in order to reach it...once you get the key from its resting place a drain will open and drain out the acid...then you will be able to free yourself safely and leave unharmed. Bewarned though...after 10 minutes the device holding your feet will be deactivated thus dropping you into the pool..do not despair though; once you gain momentum you wil lfind out the key is well within reach. Hurry now the clock is ticking.

Joe manages to gain a bit of momentum and just before he manages to reach the key on his way back over the pool the device holding his feet deactivates and he is dropped into the pool of acid

At 10/4/08 11:08 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote:

But everytime you press the button, one of your well known friends will be cut in half with a saw in the wall. If you avoid their beggings, then you will suceed.

Lets the game begin."

Thats quite a good one, I'd like to see it in the series.

Lol. Fuck that! Presspresspresspresspresspresspress.

Joe manages to gain a bit of momentum and just before he manages to reach the key on his way back over the pool the device holding his feet deactivates and he is dropped into the pool of acid

Sweet dude! My turn, this ones awesome (needs some detail polishing)

Hello, Rob, All your life you have cheated and lied to avoid the consequences of your acts. From teachers to judges, you have eluded punishment for your crimes, using your ability to sneak out of them.

I give you now a chance to redeem yourself. You are now in front of a hallway with holes in the walls and buttons in the floor. At the end of the hallway there are two scales which you must retreive, as they hold the key to the door behind you. Your task is to retrieve them so you can escape, but be careful with the buttons in the floor, as if you step on them, a sword will pop out of the wall next to you and probably kill or mutilate you. You'll also have to be quick, because if you aren't out of this room after three minutes by the time this tape ends, all swords will pop out sending you to your death. Let the games begin

Trap: 3 buttons in room, bomb strapped to chest. You get 2 mins to find and press the buttons in the right cOmbo. To open the last one you must find the lock key in the room. There are numerous simple blade and electrical traps in the room. Note that the door to the room opens only one you push the right combo. You would then go into a new room and would need to find the key thAT will let you take off the bomb. You get 12 minutes to search 10 trapped and seperated zones and if the time runs out before you get far enough away from the bomb, it explodes and you die.

Note: in both rooms, if you run out of time to complete the task, the bomb explodes. The bomb is made of 12 pounds of high explosives.

I would go Ginger Ninja on them and slice them in ribbons.
I'd win the game then.

I can has win now?

"Hello, (Name here), I want to play a game. You're a dick and I WANT to kill you but im a kind of good guy and I won't do it... But there will be pain."

The guy is sitting on the floor, just regaining consciousness, and he's chained to the wall. His legs are forcedly spread.There is a bar hanging from the sealing with a boot full of lead on the end. There is also a sickle a few inches in front of that. There is an open "magazine" in front of the man. His eyelids are also wired open, his neck is locked in place, and there is no possible way for him to even move his eyes.

"Hahaha. If you get hard, you will never be hard again. If you manage to look away (I have no idea how) then you must guess my middle name. If you guess wrong, I'll press this button and kick you in the balls from long distance." :D

Hello Ian, I want to play a game You are a perfectly healthy, sane and middle-class citizen yet last month you ran a straight razor across your wrist. Did you cut yourself because you truly wanted to die or did you just w...ant some attention? Tonight, you'll show me. The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are, but if you want to live, you'll have to cut yourself again. Find the path through the razor-wire to the door but hurry. In two hours, that door will lock and then, this room becomes your tomb. How much blood will you shed to stay alive?.

I got a pretty sick one. A guy wakes up in an empty room naked. He finds a bottle of Viagra and a fleshlight. A recording plays.

"Hello Roy, I wanna play a game. You have been raping numerous women and getting away with it and now you will pay. In the room you will find a bottle of Viagra and a fleshlight. Behind you there is a large metal door with spikes on it, preventing you from trying to throw your naked body into it to bust it down. The key is inside the fleshlight but the only way to get it out is to use your semen to push it out. Fuck the fleshlight until you come to get the key. But there's a catch. The fleshlight has been rigged so that you only have one minute to come before blades will slice through the base of your penis and slice it off clean. You've gotten so used to raping scared women that perhaps masturbation just wont thrill you anymore, let's hope your twisted mind hasn't gotten you too attached to those habits."

He takes the Viagra and begins to fuck the fleshlight, he manages to cum just in time but his dick is decapitated before he can pull it out. He takes the key and leaves the room, however the Viagra is causing all his blood to go to his penis to keep it hard, therefor all his blood is coming out of his crotch at an alarming rate. He dies from blood loss before he gets to safety.

Is that awesome or what.

You wake up to find yourself inside what appears to be a small glass box the same size of a phone booth. The only thing in it is a small button. You then see behind you is your love (wife, gf, etc) in a box identical to yours.

"Hello, I want to play a game [I can't think of a reason the guy would be in this trap so skip that part of the tape]. In your booths you will find a button. Press that button and the door will open and set you free, however whomever pushes the button first, the other booth will fill with poison gas and the escaped victim must watch as the other chokes to death. Also once one button is pressed, the other one becomes inactive. Don't try to break out, the glass is 5 inches thick, bulletproof. You have 60 seconds, if you can't make up your mind then both booths will fill with gas. Go"

The couple cry in fear not knowing what to do. The man decides that he will die so she can live but she doesn't want to push the button. He keeps telling her to but she cries in fear. They scream I love you's at each other when just before 60 seconds are up she gives in and breaks free. She cries as she presses against the other side of his booth, their hands against each other through the glass as he slowly drops to the floor. The door opens, he is dead.

That would be really sad, but a must see in a Saw movie.

At 11/10/09 08:58 PM, TRlCKY wrote: Stuff.

THey could both hit the button at the same time.

A man is in a pool of water. The tape starts.

"Hello, Colin. I would like to play a game. You see that you are in a pool roughly 12x12 ft. there are nozzles containing sulfuric acid throughout the pool. You will need to find a key, somewhere in the pool. You have 5 minutes. Good luck"

At 11/10/09 09:03 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: A man is in a pool of water. The tape starts.

"Hello, Colin. I would like to play a game. You see that you are in a pool roughly 12x12 ft. there are nozzles containing sulfuric acid throughout the pool. You will need to find a key, somewhere in the pool. You have 5 minutes. Good luck"

So the guy finds the key no problem because he didn't turn any of the nozzles.

At 10/4/08 10:46 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: Go Ahead! Think up of a trap for the saw series.

ok, you wait in a dark room, and put a trail of candy leading to the door, and in the middle of the room is a pile of money and porn.

hide behind the door, when they walk in stab them, and giggle, repeat

''concrete blocked''

have a pipe thats one foot away from the roof and get a strong pair of handcuffs have it hanging from the pipe so both hands are around the pipe have his feet in a open metal box filled with water and have a bag of quick drying cement of the box and have a small hole punctered in the bag and if he can break free of the cuffs before all the cement gets in the box walk in and kill him if he fails and the cement drys have a machine poor gas on him and light him on fire

Hello i want to play a game well a button and cut bamboo if you press the button your fmily motehr freinds a children will die but you will go free but if you dont i willpul up a link showing bamboo torture and well youll see *he reads the link and presses the button 9999999900000000000000 times and blows up cause of dehydrtion of pushing to much*

I'd make the one that gives me my 2 hours back.

Okay. A guy wakes up, and he is in a chair. He looks in front of him, and also in a chair, is (insert important person he loves). They have spikes surrounding their face. Jon, seeing that he must help, cannot, due to the chains holding him down. He looks up, there is a chainsaw on a string, hanging waiting to fall. Then, a voice appears...."Hello, Jon. I want to play a game. A box will be slid toward you, and you must press the button on the box with your toe after my speaking ends. The button will save you and your (important person he loves). The box then appears, he presses the button. The spikes drill into his loved one's head, and the chainsaw falls on him. Boo-hoo.

The rape trap:
You get a choice, either you get raped and you lose your genitals or your partner gets raped and loses its genitals so you can't fuck it either way.