Once upon a time, there was a crazy little mormon boy who dreamed of being on Newgrounds. But, his parents told him "No! Everybody on Newgrounds masturbates!" But, one day, his parents opened the door on him during his "happy hour." Then, they realized he could go to Newgrounds. The boy jumped for joy. But, when he got there, he discovered that Mom was right.
I don't have many posts, so, yeah.
Prick your finger, it is done. The moon has now eclipsed the sun.
The angel has spread it's wings. The time has come for bitter things.