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Man claims he is too fat to kill

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Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 22:59:33


A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

Full story here.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:00:45


THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:01:52


At 8/4/08 11:00 PM, Purpin wrote: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH.

Nice. He'll get away with it.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:03:47


Why don't they just shoot him?

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:05:17


At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?

I was wondering the same thing.


wut

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:06:51


What a douche
Shoot him then.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:07:23


Knowing the American justice system, they'll probably listen to him. >:(


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:07:28


I had to do it.

Man claims he is too fat to kill


This thread is made of WIN.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:07:32


they'll just keep feeding him fast food till he drops dead then

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:07:44


He raped and killed 2 young women, who gives a fuck if he feels pain?


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:12:34


At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: He raped and killed 2 young women, who gives a fuck if he feels pain?

How did he manage to find his own dick to rape those girls remains a mystery.

At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, Dekuboy wrote: Knowing the American justice system, they'll probably listen to him. >:(

Zing.


wut

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:20:19


At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: I had to do it.

It's not funny. . . . . .

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:23:06


That's just sad. Give him a few big macs, and he'll kick the bucket.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:23:32


At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: He raped and killed 2 young women, who gives a fuck if he feels pain?

I do, motherfucker. He's still human.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:23:57


At 8/4/08 11:23 PM, Kunera wrote: That's just sad. Give him a few big macs, and he'll kick the bucket.

Give him a bucket of lard and force him to eat it all.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:24:41


At 8/4/08 11:05 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?
I was wondering the same thing.

They could also behead, mutilate, burn, electrocute, suffocate of poison him with gas or food. >:(


True story...

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:27:11


At 8/4/08 11:24 PM, arcansi wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:05 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?
I was wondering the same thing.
They could also behead, mutilate, burn, electrocute, suffocate of poison him with gas or food. >:(

Seconded. Being humane is overrated.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:29:11


well then a hanging is in order... his extra girth would surly make the rope pull harder... But then the Gallows would break though. if you shoot him, the bullets will bounce off and hit the officers, the chair perhaps? no the crown wouldn't even fit his head.

I guess the only way to kill him is to keep on feeding him whatever he asks for as a last meal in order for him to die of cardiac arrest.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:31:24


At 8/4/08 11:12 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote: He raped and killed 2 young women, who gives a fuck if he feels pain?
How did he manage to find his own dick to rape those girls remains a mystery.

Apparently, he gained weight in prison. He's only 5'7, too


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:37:48


At 8/4/08 11:24 PM, arcansi wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:05 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?
I was wondering the same thing.
They could also behead, mutilate, burn, electrocute, suffocate of poison him with gas or food. >:(

i vote all of them


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:42:14


Damn!
He's huge, but I could easily find his veins.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:42:52


At 8/4/08 11:37 PM, G-Clock wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:24 PM, arcansi wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:05 PM, CopperChaos wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?
I was wondering the same thing.
They could also behead, mutilate, burn, electrocute, suffocate of poison him with gas or food. >:(
i vote all of them

I really don't think obesity should be a reason not to kill the motherfucker, but isn't that a bit much? There's worse crimes and worse people in the world.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:44:52


they should invent some really inhumane way of killing him, as a punishment for being fat

fatty even has tomato soup around his mouth


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:48:59


At 8/4/08 11:44 PM, Dezimo wrote: they should invent some really inhumane way of killing him, as a punishment for being fat

fatty even has tomato soup around his mouth

Why not keep feeding him til he dies of diabetes?


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-04 23:49:01


At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?

It's illegal. The inmates are not allowed to feel any pain, or die in a gruesome manner (getting shot, as an example) when they die in prison.

The article also states how his weight could effect the injection, and make him die a painful death.

I personally think the death penalty should be a choice, by the inmate. They could either sit in prison bored out of their minds for decades, or die a peaceful death.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:19:28


At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: I had to do it.

I'd hit it.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:22:57


Starve him, anyone? I bet if he went a day or 2 he wouldn't be here.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:25:05


At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?

His fat will make will be lost in there forever.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:28:46


haha just thought

they should put him on a REALLY strict exercising program where he sweats his ass off and he doesn't get to eat

i mean it's not the prisons fault that he's fat

the fat guy should work it off


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:30:55


"dun kill meh cuz im fat"?

Bullshit. If they inject him potassium, no matter how fat he is, 15 ml of potassium will stop his heart right away.


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