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Man claims he is too fat to kill

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:32:14


Electric lazy-boy his ass.


There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

I run on Mountain Dew.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 00:33:02


At 8/5/08 12:30 AM, Fuoco wrote: "dun kill meh cuz im fat"?

Bullshit. If they inject him potassium, no matter how fat he is, 15 ml of potassium will stop his heart right away.

nah he's still too fat

the potassium would just get processed into a branch of McDonalds


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 01:27:34


Fucking.. COWARD.

DO IT FAGGOT, DO IT.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:08:37


ummmm just give him 5 times the regular dose.... es five times the size of a regular rapist

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:13:04


Just burn him to death or something,that fat fuck.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:20:59


Inject him with cyanide and mercury.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:22:08


At 8/5/08 01:27 AM, Coop3r wrote: Fucking.. COWARD.

DO IT FAGGOT, DO IT.

Only brave men wanna die amirite?


There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

I run on Mountain Dew.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:22:25


Solution: The Electric Chair.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:22:49


Why not the eletric chair?


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:23:10


the death penalty is such a controversy, but here goes; I say kill the bastard. He's on death row for a reason.


O HAI

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:24:43


At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Why not the eletric chair?
At 8/5/08 02:22 AM, Pointy-Circle wrote: Solution: The Electric Chair.

Read above: electric lazy-boy.


There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.

I run on Mountain Dew.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 02:26:01


At 8/4/08 11:07 PM, Itsa-Bouncing-Rock wrote: I had to do it.

That actually made me laugh.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 03:08:13


Personally I think he should be let off not because of his excuse but because I'm opposed to the death penalty. I could write a thesis on why I'm opposed to it but I'll just write some of the basic reasons.
1. The judicial processes cos the taxpayer far more money than if the criminal was in prison.

2. Far too many mistakes are made.

3. Legally, it is murder in that all the legal elements of murder are present yet for some reason there
are legal professionals who have no qualms in sentencing murders (or even people who have committed lesser crimes) to the death penalty.

4. It's vengeful and doesn't tie in with the aims of the criminal justice system which are primarily retribution and rehabilitation.

5. It's an easy way out for the criminal who would otherwise be spending the rest of his life in prison.

6. Killing a murderer is both contradictory to the legal system and hypocritical.

7. It punishes the friends, family and loved ones of the criminal yet unlike the victims families they'll never see any sympathy, compensation or reimbursement for their loss.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 03:10:12


I suggest a Katana.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 03:10:36


At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?

cause we do have the thing that we cant have any cruel or unusual punishment, and that is cruel. But they are also saying that injection is cruel.


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 03:26:37


At 8/4/08 11:49 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:
At 8/4/08 11:03 PM, drknes wrote: Why don't they just shoot him?
It's illegal. The inmates are not allowed to feel any pain, or die in a gruesome manner (getting shot, as an example) when they die in prison.

The article also states how his weight could effect the injection, and make him die a painful death.

I personally think the death penalty should be a choice, by the inmate. They could either sit in prison bored out of their minds for decades, or die a peaceful death.

Actually, I'm not sure where I heard this, and I could be wrong; but I think that the firing squad was never made illegal. It just fell out of fashion.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:31:53


Read the last paragraph:
" he WAS put to death".
->"was"

This thread is too fat to die.


No your not meant to understand.

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:33:56


How do you get fat in prison?

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:37:36


At 8/5/08 04:31 AM, P1337R wrote: Read the last paragraph:
" he WAS put to death".
->"was"

This thread is too fat to die.

That was a different person put to death under similar circumstances.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:41:16


At 8/4/08 10:59 PM, Deathspam wrote: A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.

Full story here.

I call bullshit.


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Hadouken. That is all.

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:42:16


Anybody remember Level 3 of Skull Kid? Just chainsaw the bastard

Man claims he is too fat to kill


All We Are, Is Bullets, I Mean It

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:47:20


At 8/5/08 03:08 AM, metalstorm wrote: Personally I think he should be let off not because of his excuse but because I'm opposed to the death penalty.

... wow. He's there on Death row FOR A REASON! he RAPED and MURDERED two young women.

I say kill the bastard. Barrett .50 cal. ftw


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:54:39


rape him with the largest dildo u find......serves him right for raping 2 women


filler text lol

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 04:59:27


At 8/5/08 04:47 AM, darkspartan000 wrote:
At 8/5/08 03:08 AM, metalstorm wrote: Personally I think he should be let off not because of his excuse but because I'm opposed to the death penalty.
... wow. He's there on Death row FOR A REASON! he RAPED and MURDERED two young women.

I say kill the bastard. Barrett .50 cal. ftw

You didn't read the rest of my post did you.


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:29:49


At 8/5/08 04:54 AM, SimmyKimmy wrote: rape him with the largest dildo u find......serves him right for raping 2 women

probably too fat to rape as well


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:37:54


Last meal? All you can eat.


DURR HURR

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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:42:33


because lethal chemicals not being put 100% in viens will never kill you?


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Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:45:58


So.....tease him with food until he dies from exhaustion?

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:48:52


At 8/4/08 11:23 PM, Kunera wrote: That's just sad. Give him a few big macs, and he'll kick the bucket.

Now that is funny :)

At 8/4/08 11:24 PM, arcansi wrote: They could also behead, mutilate, burn, electrocute, suffocate of poison him with gas or food. >:(

Does this look like a fucking concentration camp to you?

Response to Man claims he is too fat to kill 2008-08-05 12:50:10


regardless of him being a criminal and such, that would fucking suck. Nobody deserves to die like that. Although he really shoould have watched his weight if he wanted to avoid that.


SON OF BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

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