Alright, I don't want to be that guy, you know, the guy who points out all the flaws and such, but this is bugging me a bit.

If this is the 7-hour war, why do the Combine already have human soldiers and APCs? They should only have gotten them after the war, when they have the time to research and make soldiers of the humans and convert our vehicles for their use.

Anyway, here's a ZoeyTank. Whatever.

At 10/8/09 05:24 PM, Bloodman101 wrote:

At 10/8/09 05:21 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Harold : *looks around the room* what the hell? Where am i? *sniff* augh, gross! *looks down* is, is this MY BLOOD!? Oh god, it smells so horrible!

Very nicely done, over use of blood is great, the more the better. :3

What I mean is, the camera angle is very awesomely posed.
Maybe the FPS style on you would be fucking awesome.
I'm liking this so far. I just hope you keep it filled with action like this instead of walls of dialouge in future. :3

Good luck!

At 10/8/09 05:15 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 10/8/09 05:13 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: why is the military here?

oh, i forgot to mention, its a first person adventure.

Did you get the first person idea from mwah?

At 10/8/09 05:28 PM, Bloodman101 wrote:
I'm liking this so far. I just hope you keep it filled with action like this instead of walls of dialouge in future. :3

Good luck!

oh trust me, shit will action packed, talking and story every now and then, because anyone with HL2, knows about the 7-hour war.

anywaize,

Harold finally gets up, and at the worst damn time too.

*BOOM*

The Combine BLASTED the door open!

Combine Soldier : Look, a live one!
Other Combine Soldier : Im gonna have fun killing this one!

Harold : *puts hands up* Whoa! why the hell are you asshole killing everyone, your the military!

Combine : Combine, buddy. Combine. *loads gun*

Harold : SHIIITTT!!

At 10/8/09 05:36 PM, killaboy69 wrote:
Did you get the first person idea from mwah?

actually, yes.

After running down 2 hallways, dodging bullets, Harold stumbles upon a dead guy, nothing really all that new to him, but this guy, Had a Fuckin handgun!

Harold : A gun! oh yes! *crouches down reaching for handgun* You combine fucks are gonna die!

*BOOM*

The combine had a rifle, and NAILED Harold in the back, the bullet hit with such force, it launched him, and he did a flip. Thank god he grabbed the handgun.

At 10/8/09 06:19 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Thank god he grabbed the handgun.

Harold looks to see the combine aiming the guns for his face. harold whips out the gun, and starts aiming.

Harold : Cmon, i gotta hold this straight!

Harold : Got it, EAT THIS YOU FUCKHEADS!

*gunshots all over*

Harold had shot up both combine officers, with the 18 bullets in the clip.

They both died after about 10, but he wanted to make sure they died, by just slamming the trigger down until the clip was empty.

Freeman beat Link, is now up against Mario in the finals.

And I made some pics for it, but I can't be bothered typing everything up again, so here is a link to the Facepunch post with everything.

(Killaboy) What's this? Explodingbunnies is making another series?! Dang it! I gotta start making pictures so I can get all the attention!

Don't worry, I'm joking!......or am I.....

At 10/8/09 10:05 PM, majormario wrote: (Killaboy) What's this? Explodingbunnies is making another series?! Dang it! I gotta start making pictures so I can get all the attention!

Don't worry, I'm joking!......or am I.....

Hmmm this man is making fun of me I know what to do with funny pictures. POST THEM

Wait Thats right my fucking screenshots reset themselves and all got deleted :(

Okay im gonna make mine 3rd person text now 1st person was getting annoying. also short.

After stan got out of the city he heard a radio beacon nearby. He decided to head that way.

Stan: Whoah SHIT!

Infected: Blargh Ima ajf ags kil aklas YOU!

Stan: FUCK OFF!

Stan hit him in the face just as another infected jumped on the car.

The zombie fell out the car and hit its head on a rock.
The infected jumping on the car landed on the winscreen and bashed the window.
Stan: Get off damnit!
The car flipped the infected lost his foot and was sent flying. The other infected approached stan rapidly but from a distance. Stan saw a sword just infront of him.
He picked up and ran towards the zombie which lost its foot

Stan stabbed it in the head
Stan: Eat that you bastard!
The other zombie was close by.
Stan: Crap

Stan: Bite that!
The second infected approached him rapidly
Stan: Arghhh
Stan swung the sword into the infected's shoulder

At 10/9/09 02:32 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Okay im gonna make mine 3rd person text now 1st person was getting annoying. also short.

At 10/9/09 03:02 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Stan stabbed it in the head
Stan: Eat that you bastard!
The other zombie was close by.
Stan: Crap

Holee SHIT.
Don't turn this third person, you are bloody awesome in the fps style.
Maybe not Face posing wise, or hence the whole body, since some of the zombies lack a good pose.
But!
The stabs and the car scene were awesome, especially the car scene, really greatly posed in first person, remember to pose the zombies great aswell, but so far your first person skills are great!

Keep up the action and blood, mate!
Make sure to get some decapitation going on aswell. ;)

After walking many miles Stan finally found where the radio beacons were coming from
Jackson: Dont move or I'll blow your fuckin head off!
Stan: Dont shoot Im not infected.
Jackson: What bloodtype are you!?
Stan: O!
Jackson: Come in then.

At 10/9/09 04:02 AM, Bloodman101 wrote:

At 10/9/09 02:32 AM, killaboy69 wrote:

Holee SHIT.
Don't turn this third person, you are bloody awesome in the fps style.
Maybe not Face posing wise, or hence the whole body, since some of the zombies lack a good pose.
But!
The stabs and the car scene were awesome, especially the car scene, really greatly posed in first person, remember to pose the zombies great aswell, but so far your first person skills are great!

Keep up the action and blood, mate!
Make sure to get some decapitation going on aswell. ;)

Cheers bro anyway to newest pic I detached camera from body to get a cinematic feel. No face of our hero though I will reveal it when I find a way to make a mirror If anyone knows one I'd love to know. Also bloodman when I said 3rd person I meant the text so instead of saying I I say stan or he.

Stan: What is this place?
Jackson: I don't know dont got a name yet. I just call it The Hideout. Whats left of a military bunker me and a few friends found it here and decided to make a town around it when the R.A.A.V.V hit.
Stan: Jesus wait did you say O blood type is immune?
Jackson: Yes it is. I know once upon a time O was the one most vunerable but the virus has changed and now O is immune. Speaking of which you may want to wash your clothes.
Stan: Where can I stay is there a hotel somewhere?
Jackson: There's one in the large building there and one in the hotel I'd reccomend bunker as It has guards all night and larger space. Beds aren't as comfortable.
Stan: Thanks.
Jackson: You feel welcome round 'ere now hear me?

Stan quickly had a shower and cleaned his sword then went looking for accomadation.
Stan discarded the mans advice and took the large building it looked more homely than a tunneled down bunker.
Check in chick: Do you need anything
Stan: Can I have a room please for... permanent?
Chick: Yes sure, heres the key its the one just down the hall there to the right. Its very homely in these dark times.
Stan: Yeah thanks.
He entered the room and plopped the crate full of his melee weapons in the corner. He found a loaded gun on the bed and decided to put it on the box. The room had a cupboard for clothes a table for meals but it currently had a chess board on it and it had a bed for obvious reasons.
Stan sat on the bed and thought to himself " So this is the rest of my life... what a shit one."

???:Eat the you fucking zombie!

???: Ass-fuckin hole
Infected: IMA FUCKIN KILL FAG YOU FUCKING DICKSHIT!!!!!!!!
???:Shit!!!!

???: Gahh Shit shit shi get off ga fu-
Infected: IMA CHARGIN MAH FIRE KAHSNF LAZOR!!!!!

freemans beating mario!

At 10/9/09 06:27 AM, tobisfan12 wrote: freemans beating mario!

danm nerds nobody cares unless the-dz post it.

Hay guise freemans beeting mario lol

Internet dickery aside, here are some pictures.

Bill survived two wars, and a zombie apocalypse, but he now faces his greatest challenge.

Grabbin' pills.

As a Demoman, it is important to be sneaky with your bomb placements.

"Yo Engi, there is an incoming Scout rush coming from those tunnels!" "Oh don't worry about that, I've been practicing"

"Practicing how? You've done nothing but sit in your room and play games on Newgrounds all month." "Yes, but you know what I've been playing? Tower Defense games."

Vote Freeman 09

'Do you expect me to talk?'
'No, Mister Calhoun. I expect you to die.'

indeed

At 10/9/09 11:01 AM, chickenpenus wrote: indeed

also this

At 10/9/09 11:05 AM, chickenpenus wrote:
also this

Spray and pray! Spray and pray!

At 10/9/09 03:16 PM, BenelliM4 wrote:

At 10/9/09 11:05 AM, chickenpenus wrote:
also this

Spray and pray! Spray and pray!

i hate sparying. but im a fan of praying.

Yo the dz ima let you finish but majormario has some of da best gmod pics of awl time!!!

Jokes that was a vain bump your pics r good

Kidd you should actually get Gmod you've been around for at least 40 pages maybe more. You've seen all our pics as hints and Im sure you'd be good at it your pretty much the threads number 1 fan thats a user.