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Hey guys, sorry I don't post as often as I should...I got school and other stuff to do, like playing Fallout 3!
I finally found the DoF thingy in Gmod, and I used it for these next 2 pictures!
The Heavy tries to imitate Gmod's main menu picture with Sasha! How sweet.

Short comments are awesome and so is this picture.

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Too much DoF :3
The heavy is too blurred. Still loved the pictures though. :D

I decided to take to the green glowing sword and the red one. I also took the large staff which appeared to be heavy but actually turned out lighter than the swords. With the staff I also took a large heavy sword with a skull on its handle. With the rest of the weapons I put inside the crate in the room with me. I figured I cant walk around in these clothes with blood all over them, It would attract the infected. I decided to take a black shirt to help blend in with some black cargo pants. Inside the locker was where I found them along with those things that held swords. I cant remember what they're called. Im still dazed from these turn of events. As I picked up the crate which was suprisingly light to my expactations my vision went dull. Everything blurred and my vision began to darken. I Knew there must be a vehicle active nearby as there is no way that the madman that put me here could of got here on foot.

Found the suit skins. I think. Anyway,

Just give us the briefcase Mr. Bond, and I won't have to ask Chuckles here to claim it for me. He can be a rather convincing fellow.

Evening sir, I'm just polishing my blade. I wouldn't want her to become too dirty now would I?

.........just get out of my face.

Soon they will all be dead. And then it falls on my hands to bury them. Oh I can't wait.You are all wrong. I must fix you.

Hahaha.

As I moved upwards I heard a grumbling. As I walked inside the garage further I noticed a man leaning down looking at the floor mumbling to himself. Obviously he was infected. I took a step foward and my footstep made a loud echo. The man turned to me. His eyes a milky white and his clothes stained with blood. He charged towards me. I dropped the crate and withdrew my two sided blade. As he ran toward me I lunged foward with my blade. It severed his arm and he let out a deafining howl of pain. I then severed his head and other arm. While his bodies nerves were reacting in an all out spasm I sliced his chest. He fell to the floor and his legs and chest seperated. The scene was gruesome. Blood was all over the floor along with gibs of the man. The mans stomach and a few intestines fell out of his chest.

I fell onto my knees after the gruesome scene realising I had just killed another man. My throat began rocket up vomit and soon I felt weak and exhausted. But I had found a vehicle. I loaded in the crate and drove out the city.

At 10/8/09 05:48 AM, the-dz wrote:

Soon they will all be dead. And then it falls on my hands to bury them. Oh I can't wait.You are all wrong. I must fix you.

Hahaha.

For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

At 10/8/09 06:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm not actually going to do anything about it, but it's good to have a scapegoat for my failures, should there be any.

omg fukin imgshack pwn'd mah pics lol

At 10/8/09 08:07 AM, the-dz wrote:

At 10/8/09 06:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

Probably because he doesnt have anti-analising on?

dz i can't see your pictures.

At 10/8/09 08:07 AM, the-dz wrote:

At 10/8/09 06:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: For some reason your links make the pictures look really jagged. Theres like tiny dotted pixels on the side of your characters.

Thanks for pointing that out. I'm not actually going to do anything about it, but it's good to have a scapegoat for my failures, should there be any.

omg fukin imgshack pwn'd mah pics lol

I can see them fine, it's probably bad anti antianalysing settings, you should up that setting too :D.

im going on an adventure! and im taking all of you with me!

Today, we will be exploring the 7-HOUR WAR, from the perspective of Harold Lento.

It was just another normal day for the city of Ardun. (+1 to the guy who gets the name reference) But, then, THEY came. the Combine, came with soldiers and APC's up the ass, murdering, and capturing all humans in the city.

*gunshots*

Harold : What the.. *looks out the window* Is, is that the military!? why is the military here?

At 10/8/09 05:13 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: why is the military here?

oh, i forgot to mention, its a first person adventure.

Harold began to run, he looked down the stairs, and saw "THEM" there too.

Harold : Hey! what are you guys doing down th-

At 10/8/09 05:15 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

Harold : Hey! what are you guys doing down th-

Before He could even finish the sentence, there were Combine who were on the roof, who shot him in the back, and over the Balcony/thing.

Harold : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is gonna be a huge series.

At 10/8/09 05:17 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

this is gonna be a huge series.

God knows how many hours later, Harold finally wakes up.

Harold : *looks around the room* what the hell? Where am i? *sniff* augh, gross! *looks down* is, is this MY BLOOD!? Oh god, it smells so horrible!

he couldnt hold in the disgust of the smell from both the blood, and the dead body, so he ended up puking all over.

At 10/8/09 05:15 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: oh, i forgot to mention, its a first person adventure.

Poo. >:(
Lol, just joking, mate :).
So 'by all of us' is that like a cameo or are you just saying you'll blow us away with your story?

At 10/8/09 05:21 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Harold : *looks around the room* what the hell? Where am i? *sniff* augh, gross! *looks down* is, is this MY BLOOD!? Oh god, it smells so horrible!

Very nicely done, over use of blood is great, the more the better. :3

Alright, I don't want to be that guy, you know, the guy who points out all the flaws and such, but this is bugging me a bit.

If this is the 7-hour war, why do the Combine already have human soldiers and APCs? They should only have gotten them after the war, when they have the time to research and make soldiers of the humans and convert our vehicles for their use.

Anyway, here's a ZoeyTank. Whatever.

At 10/8/09 05:24 PM, Bloodman101 wrote:

At 10/8/09 05:21 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Harold : *looks around the room* what the hell? Where am i? *sniff* augh, gross! *looks down* is, is this MY BLOOD!? Oh god, it smells so horrible!

Very nicely done, over use of blood is great, the more the better. :3

What I mean is, the camera angle is very awesomely posed.
Maybe the FPS style on you would be fucking awesome.
I'm liking this so far. I just hope you keep it filled with action like this instead of walls of dialouge in future. :3

Good luck!

At 10/8/09 05:15 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

At 10/8/09 05:13 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: why is the military here?

oh, i forgot to mention, its a first person adventure.

Did you get the first person idea from mwah?

At 10/8/09 05:28 PM, Bloodman101 wrote:
I'm liking this so far. I just hope you keep it filled with action like this instead of walls of dialouge in future. :3

Good luck!

oh trust me, shit will action packed, talking and story every now and then, because anyone with HL2, knows about the 7-hour war.

anywaize,

Harold finally gets up, and at the worst damn time too.

*BOOM*

The Combine BLASTED the door open!

Combine Soldier : Look, a live one!
Other Combine Soldier : Im gonna have fun killing this one!

Harold : *puts hands up* Whoa! why the hell are you asshole killing everyone, your the military!

Combine : Combine, buddy. Combine. *loads gun*

Harold : SHIIITTT!!

At 10/8/09 05:36 PM, killaboy69 wrote:
Did you get the first person idea from mwah?

actually, yes.

After running down 2 hallways, dodging bullets, Harold stumbles upon a dead guy, nothing really all that new to him, but this guy, Had a Fuckin handgun!

Harold : A gun! oh yes! *crouches down reaching for handgun* You combine fucks are gonna die!

*BOOM*

The combine had a rifle, and NAILED Harold in the back, the bullet hit with such force, it launched him, and he did a flip. Thank god he grabbed the handgun.

At 10/8/09 06:19 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: Thank god he grabbed the handgun.

Harold looks to see the combine aiming the guns for his face. harold whips out the gun, and starts aiming.

Harold : Cmon, i gotta hold this straight!

Harold : Got it, EAT THIS YOU FUCKHEADS!

*gunshots all over*

Harold had shot up both combine officers, with the 18 bullets in the clip.

They both died after about 10, but he wanted to make sure they died, by just slamming the trigger down until the clip was empty.

Freeman beat Link, is now up against Mario in the finals.

And I made some pics for it, but I can't be bothered typing everything up again, so here is a link to the Facepunch post with everything.

(Killaboy) What's this? Explodingbunnies is making another series?! Dang it! I gotta start making pictures so I can get all the attention!

Don't worry, I'm joking!......or am I.....

At 10/8/09 10:05 PM, majormario wrote: (Killaboy) What's this? Explodingbunnies is making another series?! Dang it! I gotta start making pictures so I can get all the attention!

Don't worry, I'm joking!......or am I.....

Hmmm this man is making fun of me I know what to do with funny pictures. POST THEM

Wait Thats right my fucking screenshots reset themselves and all got deleted :(

Okay im gonna make mine 3rd person text now 1st person was getting annoying. also short.

After stan got out of the city he heard a radio beacon nearby. He decided to head that way.

Stan: Whoah SHIT!

Infected: Blargh Ima ajf ags kil aklas YOU!

Stan: FUCK OFF!

Stan hit him in the face just as another infected jumped on the car.

The zombie fell out the car and hit its head on a rock.
The infected jumping on the car landed on the winscreen and bashed the window.
Stan: Get off damnit!
The car flipped the infected lost his foot and was sent flying. The other infected approached stan rapidly but from a distance. Stan saw a sword just infront of him.
He picked up and ran towards the zombie which lost its foot

Stan stabbed it in the head
Stan: Eat that you bastard!
The other zombie was close by.
Stan: Crap

Stan: Bite that!
The second infected approached him rapidly
Stan: Arghhh
Stan swung the sword into the infected's shoulder