A happy Easter to all in the NGPD. May you eat so much candy your tummy's explode and may you hear so much about Jesus, your ears bleed. ;p jk
I am blessed with a job, so I dodge going to church :D and work means food; which means CANDY! XD
Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy
At 4/12/09 09:32 AM, Lizzardis wrote:At 4/12/09 09:27 AM, sinskae wrote:Candy?
Cadny.
At 4/12/09 10:23 AM, Crusher117 wrote:At 4/12/09 09:32 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Cadny.At 4/12/09 09:27 AM, sinskae wrote:Candy?
Cadnies? Who tooks dem?
I swear, if I find out who did it.....
At 4/12/09 10:26 AM, Spartan204 wrote:At 4/12/09 10:23 AM, Crusher117 wrote:Cadnies? Who tooks dem?At 4/12/09 09:32 AM, Lizzardis wrote:Cadny.At 4/12/09 09:27 AM, sinskae wrote:Candy?
I swear, if I find out who did it.....
Bedn is back, don't you know it?
Lizzardis, the DofY is actually really funny and pretty down to Earth. I thought she'd be boring, being royalty and all, but yea she's an interesting gal.
At 4/12/09 01:47 AM, TheSongSalad wrote:At 4/12/09 01:09 AM, KrevZabijak wrote: Crackberry.wow. now i want one so i can say that....
ROFLMFAO!!! Epic, Epic, EPIC WIN! That is so damn funny!!!
Hey Mike, I thought you were going to do the Roster?! WTF?? You posted that about 7:51 this morning, so where is it?
Sorry for the double post,
but
POLICE LIEUTENANT, SLNTCOBRA1 REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
Hell YEA!!
If you use ariculate, fanciful words people will think you're intelligent.
That's why I misspelled articulate.
At 4/12/09 04:20 PM, Brick-top wrote: If you use ariculate, fanciful words people will think you're intelligent.
That's why I misspelled articulate.
Is that directed at any certain person(s) here, or is that one of your well-crafted transition posts that skyrocket us to a ridiculous of amount of new pages each day?
At 4/12/09 01:44 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Hey Mike, I thought you were going to do the Roster?! WTF??
Sorry for that, I took a shower just after I said that, and after I didn't think to start on it and then got chatting in the Wi/Ht? Regs chatroom and the BBS. I should have it done in about an hour to two hours, but I can't promise anything, since I might (yet again) end up doing something else and forgetting about it.
At 4/12/09 02:03 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: SLNTCOBRA1 REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
All this time I thought it was "sint", not "slnt" (silent). I feel like fail.
Happily ETS'd.
At 4/12/09 04:31 PM, TailsPrower wrote:At 4/12/09 02:03 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: SLNTCOBRA1 REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!All this time I thought it was "sint", not "slnt" (silent). I feel like fail.
I prefer to pronounce it "slant", but that's just me. I think it sounds better than "silent", anyway.
It's supposed to be pronounced Silent, but when I made this screen name back in like 2000, when I had AOL as my ISP, AOL wouldn't let me use the entire word, so I just had to abbreviate it. Also, how could you guys get a lower case "i" from a lower case "L," that makes no sense at all.
At 4/12/09 04:25 PM, Spartan204 wrote:At 4/12/09 04:20 PM, Brick-top wrote: If you use ariculate, fanciful words people will think you're intelligent.Is that directed at any certain person(s) here, or is that one of your well-crafted transition posts that skyrocket us to a ridiculous of amount of new pages each day?
That's why I misspelled articulate.
Neither the former or latter. More a mention of a testable observation.
If I desired to increase the amount of posts all I'd need to do is mention something of great controversy. Like studies suggesting whites are more superior to blacks and vice versa. Or anything revolving around US politics, vegetarians, the environment, sports etc.
Lo and behold, he has done it again!!
In my opinion, VEGETARIANS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! "Don't eat the animals, man. They have rights too you know!" Man, shut the fuck up!! The only animals that have enough reasoning power and are self-aware are elephants and bottle-nose dolphins. Other than them, the rest are incredibly stupid and are meat!! Fucking candy-ass pansies!! >_>
You, my fellow compatriots, are now looking at the PD's newest Captain! It took forever, but it was worth it, I can finally stop B/Ping for a while.
Go ahead Tails, start fapping, I know you want to. :3
Only 96% more to go before I am a Police Captain, lmao. That's really nothing to be bragging about.
At 4/12/09 05:10 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Lo and behold, he has done it again!!
Oh yes, I'm that brilliant. And I'm humble too.
The main problem with promoting vegetarianism based on morality is we use other creatures in more ways than one. Like for example our homes, prior to their construction they were apart of the wild life.
Another funny part is vegetarians supplement deficiencies with pills, yet many of them are animal based. Which voids the point in the first place.
SEE?! Also, I don't mind the vegetarians, just stay the hell away from me and I like EATING BEEF!
sorry for the double post
****MALICIOUS FLASH ALERT****
Already blammed:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/491184re-submitted:
only difference is the music.
At 4/12/09 06:22 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Already blammed:
only difference is the music.
How does that make it malicious?
If you had seen the old one, you would already know. Also, it is just pure junk, no point at all, no pre-loader, it's like only a step above our local Troll Chris Beer. It just flat out sucks.
At 4/12/09 06:37 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: If you had seen the old one, you would already know. Also, it is just pure junk, no point at all, no pre-loader, it's like only a step above our local Troll Chris Beer. It just flat out sucks.
Then it isn't actually malicious, its just not worthy of passing judgment.
Hey, guys, I haven't really left, but I'm back anyway.
Because Tails won't let me type while I'm working in NGPDHQ (which I'm supposed to be doing), I had to sneak into the bathroom and type this on my laptop. It looks like Tails just left to the lobby, so anyone typing there, watch out, he's coming. If you don't want to get fired, close the laptop now.
So how's everyone enjoying the weekend? I'm laughing, because I have Spring break for a whole week after this one.
At 4/12/09 05:04 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Also, how could you guys get a lower case "i" from a lower case "L," that makes no sense at all.
An suppercase "i" is identical to a lowercase "L". Try it.
At 4/12/09 05:10 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Lo and behold, he has done it again!!
Other than them, the rest are incredibly stupid and are meat!! Fucking candy-ass pansies!! >_>
You do realize some vegetarians don't have a choice, right? For example, if such a person were to eat meat, the body would reject it and the person vomit. I'd educate myself a little more before making such brash remarks; it's rude, immature, and flat out idiotic.
At 4/12/09 05:15 PM, Spartan204 wrote: You, my fellow compatriots, are now looking at the PD's newest Captain! It took forever, but it was worth it, I can finally stop B/Ping for a while.
Go ahead Tails, start fapping, I know you want to. :3
fuck you spartan you know that shit turns me on >:'(
*fap fap fap fap fap* this is my coping mechanism
Happily ETS'd.
11th April 2009 Roster (just imagine that that was the date)
Since I'm inexperienced with roster-crafting, there is bound to be a lot of fuckups in this, despite the fact that I've spent several hours on it. Since it's gone 1AM where I am, I won't have much time for fixing the errors. Since I did it on the Sunday, rather than the Saturday, the figures will be slightly fucked up, though.
Rank-Ups
Captain - Spartan204, SpiffyMasta
Lieutenant - Ninja-Without-Sight
Sergeant - The-Song-Salad
Entering the List:
bdash1990
Leaving the List:
MrCrawford (Resignation), Lizzardis (Honourable Discharge).
Top 5 Gainers:
TheSongSalad: 136
Lizzardis: 103
SlntCobra1: 83
Spartan204: 76
SpiffyMasta: 34
Some low top-gainers this week. With Lizzardis and Insanimation being away it's quite a lot further down than it was before.
Random Wiki Article of the Week:
Second Battle of (Word removed due to Newgrounds not reacting well to foreign characters).
Roster
No. ## ] [ Tot. B/P ][ Gain ][ G/D ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ ][ 2582---- ][ 103 ][ 14.7 ][ Lizzardis Police Captain (Honorably Discharged)
>>>02 ][ ][ 2367---- ][ 20 ][ 2.85 ][ eroth221 Police Captain
>>>03 ][ ][ 2285---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ Insanimation Police Captain
>>>04 ][ ][ 2201---- ][ 22 ][ 3.14 ][ sinskae Police Captain
>>>05 ][ ][ 2052---- ][ 9 ][ 1.28 ][ Crusher117 Police Captain
>>>06 ][ ][ 2031---- ][ 31 ][ 4.42 ][ MwMike Police Captain
>>>07 ][ ][ 2010---- ][ 34 ][ 4.85 ][ SpiffyMasta Police Captain
>>>08 ][ ][ 2001---- ][ 76 ][ 10.8 ][ Spartan204 Police Captain
>>>09 ][ ][ 1823---- ][ 1 ][ 0.14 ][ Phobotech Police Lieutenant (Resigned. +1)
>>>10 ][ ][ 1690---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ MrAngel Police Lieutenant
>>>11 ][ ][ 1675---- ][ 12 ][ 1.71 ][ TailsPrower Police Lieutenant
>>>12 ][ ][ 1588---- ][ 4 ][ 0.57 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Lieutenant
>>>13 ][ ][ 1507---- ][ 14 ][ 2.00 ][ Ninja-Without-Sight Police Sergeant
>>>14 ][ ][ 1420---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ Gu-rrilla Police Sergeant
>>>15 ][ ][ 1420---- ][ 88 ][ 12.5 ][ SlntCobra1 Police Sergeant
>>>16 ][ ][ 1227---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ PowerPrower Police Sergeant
>>>17 ][ ][ 1075---- ][ 136 ][ 19.4 ][ TheSongSalad Police Sergeant 1
>>>18 ][ ][ 1065---- ][ 8 ][ 0.00 ][ Brick-top Police Sergeant -1
>>>19 ][ ][ 0852---- ][ 33 ][ 4.71 ][ xthesnarfx Police Officer
>>>20 ][ ][ 0796---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ JimmyDimples Police Officer
>>>21 ][ ][ 0644---- ][ 24 ][ 3.42 ][ Elder500 Police Officer +1
>>>22 ][ ][ 0623---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ TheOriginalReference Police Officer -1
>>>23 ][ ][ 0609---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ Lebastic Police Officer
>>>24 ][ ][ 0599---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ SonicSheep Police Officer
>>>25 ][ ][ 0599---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ bdash1990 Police Officer
>>>26 ][ ][ 0557---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ RS200 Police Officer
>>>27 ][ ][ 0522---- ][ 2 ][ 0.28 ][ TheDeathReaperIsBack Police Officer
>>>28 ][ ][ 0464---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ Dejanus Portal Security
Apprentices:
None
*Collapses onto floor and fades into coma due to tiredness*
thanks for doing that mike. i never realized how hard roasters were to do there.
Thanks for the roster mike, your hard work has not gone in vain :) I'm still surprised that I only gained 12 points. I thought I got like 16 at least.
My b/p sense is dullz0r.
Happily ETS'd.
At 4/12/09 08:29 PM, mwmike wrote: *Collapses onto floor and fades into coma due to tiredness*
<.< >.>
I'm going in.
Nah, you know I wouldn't do that to you (too hard). It's pretty cool of you for actually go through with making the roster, fuck knows I wouldn't even if I knew how.
At 4/12/09 09:59 PM, MrCrawford wrote: Ah hell, why not waste 5,000 here?
Hai guize.
Hey Crawffie, long time no see! Congrats on your 5000th, you dirty BBS whore ;)
I bet that keyboard is really loose now amirite? kekekekekekekeke
Happily ETS'd.
At 4/12/09 08:29 PM, mwmike wrote: 11th April 2009 Roster (just imagine that that was the date)
Rank-Ups
Captain - Spartan204, SpiffyMasta
Lieutenant - Ninja-Without-Sight, SlntCobra1
Sergeant - The-Song-Salad
Entering the List:
bdash1990
Leaving the List:
MrCrawford (Resignation), Lizzardis (Honourable Discharge).
Top 5 Gainers:
SlntCobra1: 203
TheSongSalad: 136
Lizzardis: 103
Spartan204: 76
SpiffyMasta: 34
Roster
No. ## ] [ Tot. B/P ][ Gain ][ G/D ][ Name, Rank]
>>>01 ][ ][ 2582---- ][ 103 ][ 14.7 ][ Lizzardis Police Captain (Honorably Discharged)
>>>02 ][ ][ 2367---- ][ 20 ][ 2.85 ][ eroth221 Police Captain
>>>11 ][ ][ 1675---- ][ 12 ][ 1.71 ][ TailsPrower Police Lieutenant
>>>12 ][ ][ 1588---- ][ 4 ][ 0.57 ][ NeonFlame126 Police Lieutenant
>>>13 ][ ][ 1507---- ][ 14 ][ 2.00 ][ Ninja-Without-Sight Police Sergeant
>>>14 ][ ][ 1420---- ][ 0 ][ 0.00 ][ Gu-rrilla Police Sergeant
>>>15 ][ ][ 1420---- ][ 88 ][ 12.5 ][ SlntCobra1 Police Lieutenant
[Previous Roster]
FYI, I was logging my stats all last week, and I clearly recall seeing like 203 for the whole week, also I am now a Lieutenant. Trust me, I know exactly what I saw. I was going at like 32.60 B/P per day.
