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A blimp crashes into your house

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Roastmasters
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A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:37:17

Your neighbor tears down thier house and builds a blimp company . They build a 1500 foot wall between you and them cause they think your ugly and dont you to disturb them, they build a blimp thats magic and has propelers then they released they have created a retarded helicopter, but they are a blimp company, so they make a giant balloon but filled with gold bars, because their neighbor did the same exact thing but thier balloon crashed into thier house, and it was filled with gold bars for some strange reason...

The blimp flys 1520 feet ofver the wall and crashes into your house, flooding your house with gold... what do would you do?

I broke the rules and Im proud/Am I hardcore or what?

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SouthAsian
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:38:42

Simple.Caress my supple body with it.

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poop
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:39:00

this is fucking dumb

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gruz
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:39:12

remove the gold bars from my house and insert them into the face of my neibor

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Psychopathic-Mind
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:40:11

I'd probably be wondering WTF just happened, then sue them for false advertisement!

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unowned
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:40:45

i remember when i lived in apartment a bimp flew like 30 feet from my window, close to crashing

but im not sure of it was a dream...

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americanidiot2f
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:41:16

I do a facepalm, followed by rampaging throughout the gold bars and steal as much as I could carry. Then make them pay for my new house.

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CleansingFlame
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:41:28

Well, I'd answer you, but i have no idea what the question is, cause i can't read your type.

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gibleto
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:42:50

Keep the gold, go over there, and sodomize their lamp while orally exploring a T.V. Remote, and make kill all of them....

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PinballWizard976
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:43:28

Try not to die? Gold is very heavy

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Iron-Hampster
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:44:04

I would steal the cargo... what do you think?

ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Phantox
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:44:27

At 3/6/08 07:37 PM, Roastmasters wrote:
The blimp flys 1520 feet ofver the wall and crashes into your house, flooding your house with gold... what do would you do?

Steal a bit of them and return the rest. Enough for them to think that I didn't take any.

|NG Is Dead|

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Iron-Hampster
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:46:03

At 3/6/08 07:44 PM, Phantox wrote:
At 3/6/08 07:37 PM, Roastmasters wrote:
The blimp flys 1520 feet ofver the wall and crashes into your house, flooding your house with gold... what do would you do?
Steal a bit of them and return the rest. Enough for them to think that I didn't take any.

then make them pay for the damages to you're house as an extra kick in their ass

ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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jitterman
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:47:37

use the gold to build a rocket and crash that into their house

what can I say

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Spamurai
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:48:55

Oh the humaniHOLY SHIT I'M RICH!

lol jpeg quality

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stupidjerry
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:49:30

I would sell it then pay for the medical bills

I don't wanna hear it!

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Flared24
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:51:13

At 3/6/08 07:38 PM, Kerma wrote: I always wanted to die in gold.

Same

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Kyle101
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:51:23

At 3/6/08 07:37 PM, Roastmasters wrote: Your neighbor tears down thier house and builds a blimp company . They build a 1500 foot wall between you and them cause they think your ugly and dont you to disturb them, they build a blimp thats magic and has propelers then they released they have created a retarded helicopter, b

The blimp flys 1520 feet ofver the wall and crashes into your house, flooding your house with gold... what do would you do?

Keep the gold as payment for your house. thats the smartest thing to do... lol i like gold bars =)

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jallo212
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 19:57:51

Anally rape a man driving down the road.

DIh nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih BATMAN.

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goldblade1
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 20:00:52

Yell and scream at my neighbor (but not the one that built the blimp)

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Unimportant
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-06 20:29:54

Use the gold to fund a rival blimp company and then send an even heavier, far more explosive blimp into my neighbor's house.

Someone once asked me why I call myself Unimportant. Simple, I said. As a nihilist, that's what I see everyone and everything as. In the end, we are all Unimportant.

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goldblade1
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 16:55:54

File many, many complaints.

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squidly
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 16:57:18

I eat my way out!

Click the Squid -> 🦑

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Monodi
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 17:03:22

Say "ummm hey look"

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linkfan23
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 17:06:14

I'd die from being crushed by gold

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Senri
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 17:07:45

Run, that would suck ass.

<3

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Azutom
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 17:14:16

I would've been throwing hammers.

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toad77777
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Response to A blimp crashes into your house 2008-03-07 17:15:10

this is the most retarded thing i ever heard

anyway, the gold would melt then id it back

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