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My friends hate me. I know why.

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-03 20:28:38


Those are shit friends. Find the CDs they wanted, break them up and send it to them in a letter saying something like "Am I too nice now, bitch? Enjoy your anthrax"


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:05:54


See the thing is. Most of the time, guys who know they have a friend that is better than them, don't care. They think it's cool.

I think his friends ditched them because they thought he was a douche.

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:13:00


What the...? Oh my thread got revived, interesting.

At 5/3/08 01:56 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: but why not buy them drinks and stay pals? Better than doing drugs anyway. Sometimes you have to go the extra mile for your friends so they will do the same for you.

Yeah, but...going that extra mile will land me in jail.

Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.00

Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:14:37


Elios.

My friend in college bought alcohol for everyone in the freshman class.

He was never arrested.

Don't pretend like this is about getting in trouble, it's about you being uptight.

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:15:41


At 5/3/08 10:53 AM, Iame wrote:
At 2/14/08 01:19 AM, Elios wrote:
that is the shittest quote ever, and it's made thousands of times funnier by the fact that you credited yourself.

Ahahahaha, You're right. It is.

I had to make somthing at the end of the thread, to sum it all up. (for those who don't read walls)


Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:22:24


At 5/4/08 02:14 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Elios.

My friend in college bought alcohol for everyone in the freshman class.

He was never arrested.

Don't pretend like this is about getting in trouble, it's about you being uptight.

And being an uptight douche has kept me out of jail. It might have worked for your friend, but, i'm not your friend. I'm just some guy on the internet, in a different situation. Not ALL of us can get away with it.

You feelin' ok? You seem more hostile than usual...

Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:36:04


At 5/3/08 12:15 PM, Trystlions wrote: If those are your friends who are your enemys?

That's another thread, for another time.

Maybe next week, i'll post somthing about that.

Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:37:12


At 5/4/08 02:22 AM, Elios wrote:
And being an uptight douche has kept me out of jail. It might have worked for your friend, but, i'm not your friend. I'm just some guy on the internet, in a different situation. Not ALL of us can get away with it.

lol What's your situation. Fugitive?

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:37:24


It's what you get for liking ICP you fucking fairy.


I like passive-aggressive ban messages saying that I 'May get deleted'

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:44:23


how can they be friends if they hate you??


Hello there, im friendly bear! Lets be friends! Just klik on THIS and leave some comments!

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:47:21


At 5/4/08 02:37 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: It's what you get for liking ICP you fucking fairy.

Damn right! ICP is fucking awesome. I got a few shirts, and two ICP hats. I even got all their autographs in my D&D book!

Re-railing the thread now......

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 02:49:15


At 5/4/08 02:37 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 5/4/08 02:22 AM, Elios wrote:
And being an uptight douche has kept me out of jail. It might have worked for your friend, but, i'm not your friend. I'm just some guy on the internet, in a different situation. Not ALL of us can get away with it.
lol What's your situation. Fugitive?

What is your problem tonight? Look, they are not my friends anymore. And i don't have to deal with their "buy us booze" crap anymore. And i am happy with that.

You're living up to your evil aura lately.

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:15:54


At 5/4/08 02:49 AM, Elios wrote:

You're living up to your evil aura lately.

Your friends are douchebags okay. I just don't see how you can honestly think you're going to get arrested for buying alcohol.

It's not bad to not want to do it based on virtue. (which is obviously what it is)

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:17:53


I lose friends 'cause I'm an asshole.


This post will actually appear at the bottom of this page.

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:36:33


At 5/4/08 03:15 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 5/4/08 02:49 AM, Elios wrote:

You're living up to your evil aura lately.
Your friends are douchebags okay. I just don't see how you can honestly think you're going to get arrested for buying alcohol.

It's not bad to not want to do it based on virtue. (which is obviously what it is)

I don't know what magical land you live in where you think buying alcohol for underage friends is no problem.

I have my reasons.


Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:39:01


I've found that even though I have many people who I know rather well, there is hardly ever someone who is your friend. It's just people ya know i'd say. But I couldn't name three people who i would truely call a friend


this guy fucking wants to be Cthulhu's jewish mother on some type of period and minopouse [sic] fusion!

-homor-

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:40:32


These people don't really sound like good friends to me.
I say, screw them & make some new friends


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 03:44:24


At 5/4/08 03:40 AM, Dazmi wrote: These people don't really sound like good friends to me.
I say, screw them & make some new friends

Amen to that.

Maybe this blind date i'm going on later will snag me some cool new friends.

Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 04:05:55


At 5/4/08 03:36 AM, Elios wrote:
I have my reasons.

Like what do you think happens when someone goes into a liquor store? Do you think a private eye follows you to your home to make sure only you use it?

So I guess it's not virtue then, but fear?

The former is more respectable.

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 04:07:27


At 5/4/08 04:05 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: but fear?

The former is more respectable.

Holy fucking shit, now you get it.

Can you leave the the fuck alone now?


Do what now...?

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 04:10:46


Come on, you're a level 16.. use that chain and choke the bastards!

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 04:16:20


At 5/4/08 04:10 AM, Acerbic wrote: Come on, you're a level 16.. use that chain and choke the bastards!

Joe is too big! His massive girth against my chain, it would merely be a cadny necklace to him!


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 05:07:37


Wow dude I'm almost like you except the being 21 and all but I dropped out 2 years ago and I'm taking classes so I can get a better job but my friends don't hate me only the ones I was never close to dislike me, Mainly one his name is Louie we used to hang out and smoke(drugs are bad kids hurhuhur) but then my friend for 14+ years told me he hates me and wants to kick my ass so I haven't seen Louie for a while.

Another one is my friend Sergio he kinda hates me because his girlfriend was flirting with me but I didn't do shit I didn't flirt back or anything because i'm not a fucked up asshole like other people at my old high school.

I've learned to just say "fuck it you don't like me then I don't wanna be bother by your childish acts of hatred".

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-04 06:22:26


if they hate you are they really your friends?

(that my friends is one of the greatest philosophical statements ever made)


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 21:37:01


didnt read the story never will.


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 21:43:11


You'll make good friends soon enough.


I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 21:49:55


ok you get girls and are in college meaning you will probably be succesful they get no girls and do drugs..........why do you even give a fuck about them. (if you did). forget them you are wining at life and they are failing get new friends like you.

Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 21:58:32


If that's the case they're probably jealous. If I were you the next thing I'd do when I saw one of them is immediately attempt to punch him in the mouth.


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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 23:15:21


You lost me after 'if'. sorry it's my goddamn goldfish brain.


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to My friends hate me. I know why. 2008-05-26 23:19:07


So find any new friends yet Elios.