"LastSpartan's dad is a pussy"
-fwippy
"LastSpartan's dad is a pussy"
-fwippy
You must beat that kid. Just looking at him fills me with rage.
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lol, at first I thought you were going to fight the NGpro.
At 9/21/07 05:05 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: Whoops forgot the pic
I lol'd 'cause I can't wait for that guy to die.
Your going to fight a fat kid? Thats like shooting fish in a barrel, inless you too are a fat mess like that kid, then it should be intresting. Seeing two fat kids go at it... hmm, I might wacth some youtube now
Why do kids insist on the shirt grab?
Every kid I've seen try it gets their face
beat in.
Pure idiocy
At 9/21/07 05:23 PM, TwistedMindSet wrote: Your going to fight a fat kid? Thats like shooting fish in a barrel, inless you too are a fat mess like that kid, then it should be intresting. Seeing two fat kids go at it... hmm, I might wacth some youtube now
Stop an idiot.
Being fat does in NO WAY protect you from any hits.
You have blood flowing through veins inside your skin.
If someone would get hit really hard in these areas, you'd feel pain - And due to the blood being rushed out and flattened, you'll have a pretty huge bruise.
At 9/21/07 05:11 PM, Laminated wrote: Rape his Mother while she sleeps.
It won't help with the fight, of course, but it's not a bad idea anyway.
Oh shit that isn't his mom in the sig?
and I wasted all that time getting ready to fap...
At 9/21/07 05:23 PM, TwistedMindSet wrote: Y inless you too are a fat mess like that kid, then it should be intresting.
no, I'm not fat, quite the contrary really, ha, my friend just told me that the jesus freak got all upset about the evolution talk in biology. A note: I've got a back brace which somewhat protects me from gut punches, but the bad part is he knows about it so unless he forgets about it, he'll go for the face or balls, but whatever. Here's another pic of him for a laugh
Stop an idiot.
Being fat does in NO WAY protect you from any hits.
You have blood flowing through veins inside your skin.
If someone would get hit really hard in these areas, you'd feel pain - And due to the blood being rushed out and flattened, you'll have a pretty huge bruise.
Stop an idiot?
Tae Qwon Doe is shit.
Almost as bad as Karate and the all shitty Kung Fu.
Seriously. MMA is the way to go. Just remember,
you have elbows too. And your forehead is the hardest
bone in your body.
Go.Burn.Stuff.
Dropkick to the teeth. Solves any problem.
l=(_)(l< 1337
I learned a lot from this video but thanks for the help guys, I'll give you feedback later tonight
He looks small, so he is probably gonna try to dance around you. Give him a solid jab to stop him, then nail him with a power hit. You said he's a black belt, so he is most likely going to use leverage. Don't under estimate leverage, use it back.
Dont let him sit on your faced and fart. Although that would be funny seeing that happen to a 12 year old
That was a great post. Right Zach?
At 9/21/07 05:22 PM, Thewests wrote: lol, at first I thought you were going to fight the NGpro.
But it actually turns out he is the NG pro...
Also what grade are you in, that wimp looks like a sixth grader.
At 9/21/07 06:19 PM, XD0042006 wrote:
Also what grade are you in, that wimp looks like a sixth grader.
9th Grade, ha, think if I kick his ass I'm gonna fart on him
At 9/21/07 06:20 PM, Kbomb13 wrote:At 9/21/07 06:19 PM, XD0042006 wrote:Also what grade are you in, that wimp looks like a sixth grader.9th Grade, ha, think if I kick his ass I'm gonna fart on him
Then insult his religion.
That was a great post. Right Zach?
hes an american 12 year old geek, why are you botherd?
My experience in fighting is... very little, but I've always stayed low to the ground during fights so you have less space to block, I'm not sure if this'll work in your case, considering that the kid took karate and will probably pull some kicks. If he does do that, keep your distance, let him kick, and grab his leg if you can. Push him backwards hard enough and the rest of the fight will be a piece of cake. (If you don't mind taking advantage of him being on the ground.)
If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.
I agree with your sig somestupidloser. Truth in that
At 9/21/07 06:20 PM, Kbomb13 wrote:At 9/21/07 06:19 PM, XD0042006 wrote:Also what grade are you in, that wimp looks like a sixth grader.9th Grade, ha, think if I kick his ass I'm gonna fart on him
I'd say pee on him. Then tell your friends to join in on the hot action.....
At 9/21/07 06:21 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:At 9/21/07 06:20 PM, Kbomb13 wrote:Then insult his religion.At 9/21/07 06:19 PM, XD0042006 wrote:Also what grade are you in, that wimp looks like a sixth grader.9th Grade, ha, think if I kick his ass I'm gonna fart on him
It's okay, he noticed you first post.
Attention whore.
I have someone who pisses me off too, basically he's a wigger kid who acts all tough and shit and makes up bullshit stories.
One day he threatend me by saying that he'll stab me in the neck with a pen, then he claimed that he's already been in court for murder and that they let him out because he has a disease. Then today he was sitting in my desk, so I told him to get out. Then he replied by saying, "You little bitch, I got two words for you, Tick-Tack, you better watch your back".
Oh god.
Kick his fucking ass for me, please.
At 9/21/07 06:21 PM, GHOST-KILLA wrote: hes an american 12 year old geek, why are you botherd?
omg dude, if you met him, you'd hate him, like I said he's an attention seeker who always tries to be funny and it's like gotten so bad in my social studies class that basically everyone tells him to shut up, even the teacher.
Ok men, I'm off, wish me luck, here's the four most possible results in my opinion ( order from most to least possible ) 1. I win and fart on him. 2.He doesn't show up. 3.He kicks my ass, then my friend kicks his out of anger. 4. He doesn't show up
You smacked him for making tampon jokes? A little over the top?
At 9/21/07 05:12 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: ha thanks people, I'm bringin a bunch of friends to witness it and also if he tries to tell on me they can help me say it was self defense
You need your friends to help you fight? Coward...
hide a rock or a pipe near the school and then when the fight starts try to retreat to where you hid the pipe and grab it and start beating the crap out of him. but be careful he might have more experience than you because he is a black belt. you never know! personally, im a green belt, and i have kicked a few black belts asses! im pretty sure that he is going to go for your stomach or your face so keep those areas protected! also never stay too far from him or he will throw loads of kicks at you, try to stay close and punch, punch, punch! throw him a Haduken if possible.
or.....
just stay home and let him wait for you like an asshole. you already slapped the shit out of him! so stay home and watch some of the portal movies or vote 5 on all of mine! :D