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Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:03 PM Reply

This kid ( picture on the bottom ) is probably one of the biggest douche bag I've met in a long time, he's a jesus freak fat boy who goes out of his way to attempt humor. He thinks he's a dare devil and someone said to him, "What's the most daring thing you've done?" he replied, "I jumped off a concession stand." Anyway, cuttin to the chase, I have fake blood on the knee part of my pants ( me and my friends are makin a slasher flick and one of them put it on there ) and he kept making period jokes so he says,"Hey Kyle, got to the nurse, she might have some tampons for you." so I slapped him right in his face and then some people told him it was red so he said he wanted to fight me in the front of the school ( when he was really pointing to the side ). He thinks he can kick my ass cuz he's a black belt ( which I'll be honest, you're not always tough if you get one ). I haven't been in a fight in years, but I'm pretty sure I can kick his ass, but anyone got any tips on gettin ready or during the fight? ( Yes I will do a barrel roll )

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:05 PM Reply

Whoops forgot the pic

Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe)

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:06 PM Reply

Simple,

Tip one: your thumb should be outside your palm.

Tip two: aim for the nose and balls

Tip three: If possible trip him over.

Tip four: do not show any pain.

Tip five: Fight dirty.

Tip six: psych him out.

Tip seven: blow a rage pretending he is your greatest enemy (worked for me).


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Go for the balls.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:07 PM Reply

Hit him in the side of the jaw, near the ear.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:08 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:05 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: Whoops forgot the pic.

I feel sorry for smiling people.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:09 PM Reply

You're going to get your ass kicked.

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

Aim for the neck or temple.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

Seriously, when he ducks down to throw his hockey fight
punches and shitty hooks, grab the back of his head and
make him eat your knee.

You can only KO by nailing the chin part of their jaw from the side.
Unless your 200lbs of solid muscle.

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

I'll tell you what I tell everyone. Hit him in the nose. It'll break, and bleed like shit. He'll freak out.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

haha grab hm by the shirt dont let go and keep hitting him which will make him turtle (crouch down) once he does that keep a good hold of his shirt and throw some knees to the face by the looks of the fag he shuld be down but make sure ur punches are fast and accurate


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:11 PM Reply

Rape his Mother while she sleeps.

It won't help with the fight, of course, but it's not a bad idea anyway.

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:12 PM Reply

ha thanks people, I'm bringin a bunch of friends to witness it and also if he tries to tell on me they can help me say it was self defense

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:12 PM Reply

his moms prolly just as ugly as he is


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:12 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:10 PM, sikkkr3w wrote: haha grab hm by the shirt dont let go and keep hitting him which will make him turtle (crouch down) once he does that keep a good hold of his shirt and throw some knees to the face by the looks of the fag he shuld be down but make sure ur punches are fast and accurate

So when you have one hand on his shirt, he'll have two free hands.
That'll really put him at a huge disadvantage.
NOT.

Not to mention your reach is fully extended, so there will be no KO or broken nose.

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Dropkick to the teeth. Solves any problem.
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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Uhhh... Well. If he has a black belt that changes everything. It gives him 20% more of a chance of winning.
I'm a 3rd degree brown belt (one away from black) but I don't think I have too much of a chance against most of the kids at school, because personally, I've never been in a fight. Having a black belt, and never been in a fight, means your screwed.

So you have a pretty good chance. Go for it.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:14 PM Reply

Grab his cock? If he's a jesus freak your acting homo will scare him in the worst way possible


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:14 PM Reply

1: Punch him UP the nose, thus killing him.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:15 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:14 PM, Complete wrote: 1: Punch him UP the nose, thus killing him.

And go to jail.
Great idea.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:15 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:12 PM, TheUsed713 wrote:
At 9/21/07 05:10 PM, sikkkr3w wrote: haha grab hm by the shirt dont let go and keep hitting him which will make him turtle (crouch down) once he does that keep a good hold of his shirt and throw some knees to the face by the looks of the fag he shuld be down but make sure ur punches are fast and accurate
So when you have one hand on his shirt, he'll have two free hands.
That'll really put him at a huge disadvantage.
NOT.

Not to mention your reach is fully extended, so there will be no KO or broken nose

if you are fast enough and just hit him buncha times he has no chance to hit back ive been in quite a few fights and ive only lost 2 and this is the thing i do everytime


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:15 PM Reply

"Dont give in without a fight" - Hey you - Pink Floyd

just felt like i should throw that in for some reason


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:14 PM, Complete wrote: 1: Punch him UP the nose, thus killing him.

ha, that would be fun if murder was legal, I prolly won't hurt him too bad, he'll be down and I'll leave

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:16 PM Reply

dude, have one of your friends record it and put it onto youtube!


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:16 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:03 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: he's a jesus freak fat boy

Jesus freak... kill him...


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:15 PM, sikkkr3w wrote: if you are fast enough and just hit him buncha times he has no chance to hit back ive been in quite a few fights and ive only lost 2 and this is the thing i do everytime

Because of course that would work on a blackbelt, and besides, do you really think he can pull off a brutality, as Mortal Kombat calls it.


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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:17 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:15 PM, sikkkr3w wrote: if you are fast enough and just hit him buncha times he has no chance to hit back ive been in quite a few fights and ive only lost 2 and this is the thing i do everytime

Ive been boxing for 8 years.
I'd know.
It's a great way to get your own ass kicked.
I beat the fuck out of a good few kids who try that.
Never lost a fight.


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Dropkick to the teeth. Solves any problem.
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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:18 PM Reply

At 9/21/07 05:05 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: Whoops forgot the pic

You've already lost. Anyways, go for the balls. If he has any.

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:18 PM Reply

Aim for his heart, one jab could kill a person, it works by shocking the heart so that it stops. :3

(maybe) LOL

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Response to Gonna fight someone tonight (maybe) Sep. 21st, 2007 @ 05:20 PM Reply

GO BRUCE LEE ON HIS ASS! Just 1 inch punch him 7ft!


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