At 10/24/07 08:28 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: Ha, thought I'd give some more feedback, that fag kid is lied ( or at least in my opinion ) and said he couldn't fight me cuz "his parents were with him"

That make him look even lamer.

FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF....HIS DICK!!

try to avoid his moves before fighting him.

You slapped him?

You are a queer.

At 10/24/07 08:50 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

You are a queer.

Queer? you think this is queer * shows fist * I've got a microphone, and a backup, check 1,2, they both work

have a metal bar up your sleev ready for pounding

At 10/24/07 08:51 PM, Kbomb13 wrote:

At 10/24/07 08:50 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

You are a queer.

Queer? you think this is queer * shows fist * I've got a microphone, and a backup, check 1,2, they both work

What?

he has a black belt, or so he claims, the more likely story is he went to a sellout dojo where they let you advance every moth or so, real black belts take years to achieve. also look up a could brazilian jujitsu holds, they come in handy in most fights, also establish a ground rule of no crotch shots........
and finally, if its not going well, hit him in the throat.

Stab him.

Quick and easy.

At 10/24/07 08:55 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

Queer? you think this is queer * shows fist * I've got a microphone, and a backup, check 1,2, they both work

What?

I saw that in a movie somewhere....

btw it wasn't funny

Ok you have to take him by surprise. I got in a fight with 2 kids 4 years older than me and I won cause the on kid ran away and told his mom while I wailed on the other kid and these are my tips. . Just aim for the nose cause if you hit it hard enough it'll break causing blood and his eyes to tear which will freak him out, then just let it loose and knock the crap out of him when he's stunned. And a good shot to the balls never hurt anyone neither. Except the person getting hit. haha. Also as goes with the nose comment try to knock the wind out of him it will make him dizzy and such.

That kid looks fucking young.

You young kids shouldn't be fighting you'll break your cute faces.

Don't go for his face, the bone is near the surface and it hurts you to hit him. Aim for the stomach with your knee and if he staggers back, kick him hard in the chest and force him to the ground. If you pin him there with your foot, he's pretty much pwned. Keep kicking him with your other foot until he says uncle, tehn you can finish him how you like.

I hope this helps.

ur opening line when u start shud be "You should've used the Pythagorean Theroem, bitch!! ALALALALA!!"

At 10/24/07 08:55 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

What?

it's from Joe Dirt

Go to the local army surplus store and buy some splitter camo (if the have it) or which ever camo you think is best for your environment. Try and change the fight location if you can if there are no good vantage points at the current one (ie. a tree about 100 - 300 ft away or a roof top). don't pick a point closer than 100 feet, there is no need. Next, hide in your vantage point with your hunting implement of choice. Hopefully he is punctual, but you should have been waiting at least 30 minutes before he shows up. Once he has arrived, watch his movements until you see a pattern he repeats. the rest is up to you.

squeeze, don't pull. (you never said it had to be a legal solution ;)

At 10/24/07 10:55 PM, Sterance wrote: Go to the local army surplus store and buy some splitter camo (if the have it) or which ever camo you think is best for your environment.

ha, one time that loser wore ALL camo to school, even had a gay camo back pack

um lawl old thread... I really do wish you had actually fought him...fucking jesus freak.

(W00T 200 POSTS!!!!)

At 9/21/07 05:12 PM, Kbomb13 wrote: ha thanks people, I'm bringin a bunch of friends to witness it and also if he tries to tell on me they can help me say it was self defense

this is halarios, but creaul. i have mixed emotions about that.

Use your brains. If he tries for a flurry or punches, go in for a heavy blow and step in. And remember, stepping closer or farther away and sidestepping are important, and how your movement relates to any walls or the ground is also. The brain shuts down the ability to resist if your hips are misaligned, and other things. If he tries to body slam you, sidekick him or something, because thats just about the only thing sidekicks are good for.

I really doubt hes a black belt, a black belt would know not to flaunt it.

dude, i f you do fight, aim a haalf inch above his adams apple, it wil l hane him n the grounds chocking