Be a Supporter!

The Epic Story of the Emoticons.

  • 6,097 Views
  • 66 Replies
New Topic Respond to this Topic
nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:26:25 Reply

*The scene is an apartment building. All the emoticons (the one's next to your posts) are sitting in the apartment watching TV.*

Crying faic: THIS MOVIE.. IT'S SO SAD! *Bursts in tears*
Kissing faic: Don't worry Crying, a kiss will make it all better
Angreh faic: YOU ARE BOTH SUCH FUCKING PUSSIES
*Open mouth stares, jaws open as usual*
Blank faic: You guys are all so fucking retarded
Questioning faic: We should go to a restaurant or somewhere, this movie is retarded.
Shades faic: Questioning is right, this is stupid

*The gang goes to an old mcdonalds across the street*

Sad faic: Aw man, hamburgers are still bieng raised in price
Mad faic: That's bullshit
Angreh faic goes up to the counter*
Angreh faic: THIS IS HORSE SHIT! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RAISING YOUR PRICES? TWENTY FIVE CENTS REALLY THAT BAD?
Blank faic stares at the cashier as he cowers in fear of ANGREH faic*
Smiley faic: Can I just get a snack wrap?
Happy faic: AND SOME FRIEEES!
Sad faic: They killed potatoes for those fries
Ashamed faic: THINK OF THE COWS
Open mouth faic: wut
Angreh faic: THIS IS BULL SHIT! IMMA FIRING MEH LAZAS BLAAAAARGH!

And so the mcdonalds blew up in a fit of awesomeness from Angreh faic's shoop da whoop

(To be continued)

sephiroth183
sephiroth183
  • Member since: Dec. 15, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:27:32 Reply

Angry Faic: I GOT IN 1 LITTLE FIGHT & MY MOM GOT SCARED!
SHE SAID 'YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE & UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.'


Bacon goes with everything.

DM692
DM692
  • Member since: May. 5, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Audiophile
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:28:25 Reply

Whatever the fuck is happening, I like it.


BBS Signature
nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:28:31 Reply

At 7/31/10 02:27 AM, sephiroth183 wrote: Angry Faic: I GOT IN 1 LITTLE FIGHT & MY MOM GOT SCARED!
SHE SAID 'YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE & UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.'

Ok, fuck what I had in mind, this is where im starting from next story

sephiroth183
sephiroth183
  • Member since: Dec. 15, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:30:31 Reply

At 7/31/10 02:28 AM, nohomo wrote:
At 7/31/10 02:27 AM, sephiroth183 wrote: Angry Faic: I GOT IN 1 LITTLE FIGHT & MY MOM GOT SCARED!
SHE SAID 'YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE & UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.'
Ok, fuck what I had in mind, this is where im starting from next story

uh

The Epic Story of the Emoticons.


Bacon goes with everything.

nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:32:36 Reply

*The gang is standing in front of there new apartment in bel-air

Crying faic: Did you really have to start that fight with the cashier guy and make us move to bel-air?
Angreh faic: YES! AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT!
*Crying faic bursts into tears and Shades faic gives him a hug*
Smiling face: Well minds as well check out this new apartment.

*They step in*

Blank faic: It has a bed. All else is invalid.
Open mouth faic: Thats all you care about
tounge sticky-outy faic: Oh you guys
Mad faic: Wheres the fucking fridge?!
Wink faic: Oh who cares, we have water
Angreh faic: FUCK YOUR WATER BITCH! I WANT SOME FUCKING BEER!

*Crying faic bursts into more tears*
Questioning faic: So, how big is this apartment anyway?
Shades face: As big as my dick.

*And the gang fell asleep on there new beds*

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:34:22 Reply

For some strange reason, I actually enjoyed this.

sephiroth183
sephiroth183
  • Member since: Dec. 15, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 10
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:42:40 Reply

At 7/31/10 02:32 AM, nohomo wrote: *The gang is standing in front of there new apartment in bel-air

Crying faic: Did you really have to start that fight with the cashier guy and make us move to bel-air?
Angreh faic: YES! AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN FUCKING DO ABOUT IT!
*Crying faic bursts into tears and Shades faic gives him a hug*
Smiling face: Well minds as well check out this new apartment.

*They step in*

Blank faic: It has a bed. All else is invalid.
Open mouth faic: Thats all you care about
tounge sticky-outy faic: Oh you guys
Mad faic: Wheres the fucking fridge?!
Wink faic: Oh who cares, we have water
Angreh faic: FUCK YOUR WATER BITCH! I WANT SOME FUCKING BEER!

*Crying faic bursts into more tears*
Questioning faic: So, how big is this apartment anyway?
Shades face: As big as my dick.

*And the gang fell asleep on there new beds*

Will Smith's serious face (as he's no longer funneh) runs in with a gun (he's black) and kills everyone, especially nohomo, because he used 'there' where 'their' should be (twice, fucking retard)


Bacon goes with everything.

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:43:41 Reply

At 7/31/10 02:42 AM, sephiroth183 wrote:

Will Smith's serious face (as he's no longer funneh) runs in with a gun (he's black) and kills everyone, especially nohomo, because he used 'there' where 'their' should be (twice, fucking retard)

This comment, is incredibly homo.

Cootie
Cootie
  • Member since: Jul. 7, 2006
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 43
Movie Buff
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:46:01 Reply

I await the moment when the "covered mouth faic" is raped and because of the tape is unable to call out for help. This story needs a little bit more drama to appeal to my feminine side.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

BBS Signature
nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:49:21 Reply

*Angreh faic is the first to wake up, and pulls a trumpet out of nowhere*

Angreh faic: HEY YOU LAZY FUCKS! WAKE UP!
*Angreh starts playing the trumpet*
Crying faic: I WAS HAVING SUCH AN AMAZING DREAMMMMM!
*Bursts out in tears*
Blank faic: Pussy.
Questioning faic: So what are we gonna do today? You didn't wake us all up for nothing?
Shades faic: Probably to ask if his beauty sleep looks ok.
Mad faic: SHUTUP YOU FAGGOTS! Me and Angreh have a plan!
Angreh faic: Yes its true, we are going to buy stuff for this fucking apartment, because right now its a piece of shit
Happy faic: That sounds like a great idea!
Blank faic: No it doesn't.
Duct-taped faic: Mmmm mmm m!
tounge sticky-outy faic: I think he just dissed you in his alien language
Angreh faic: SHUTUP YOU FAGGOTS, Mad and crying, your with me, blank, open mouth and smiling faic, you go somewhere else. Shades, Duct-tape and Blush faic go somewhere else. I don't care where you guys go, just buy stuff for the apartment.

*The gang all takes there groups and goes in seperate cars to go to different random places*
Kissing faic: So Wink... were alone...
Injured faic: Ah fuck

*Meanwhile, with Angreh and his gang*
Mad faic: So where do we go, anywhere to make our apartment look less like a rat infested sewer
Crying faic: Who cares, your all assholes!
Angreh faic: SHUTUP CRYING! STOP BIENG SUCH A PUSSY ALL DAY LONG AND HELP US OUT!
Crying: Ok, fine, I say we go to some furniture place
Mad faic: Thats a good idea, but your still a pussy

*Bursts out in tears*

*Later, with Blank, Open-Mouth, and Smiling*
Smiling faic: Hey do you guys wanna get breakfest at Mcdonalds?
Open-mouth: After what happened yesterday?
Smiling faic: Oh wait, forgot. Ok, we can skip a meal.
Blank faic: I haven't eaten in 27 years.
*Everybody stares at Blank faic*

*Over at Home Depot, with Shades, Blushing and Duct-tape faic*
Shades faic: If we buy revolving doors for our entrace, that would look so pimp
Duct-tape faic: Mmhmm hmmm mmm mmm!
Blushing faic: I liked your penis last night to.

*Shades stares at them*

(To be continued)

Impornant
Impornant
  • Member since: May. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Musician
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:51:15 Reply

Apart from the spelling errors, I want to see where this story goes :D

I bet Crying faic hooks up with Angreh faic.
ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 02:54:07 Reply

Wow. I'm not sure this could ever stop being entertaining.

DO-A-BARREL-ROLL
DO-A-BARREL-ROLL
  • Member since: May. 9, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 02
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:08:42 Reply

*The gang returns home to find Blushing faic and Winking faic having sex on the sofa. Injured face is knocked out*

Blushing faic: Oh just stick it right down the-
*Everybody stares at eachother*
Open-Mouth face: Holy fucking shit.
*Smiling face frowns for the first time in centuries*
Blank faic: This couldn't be any more awkward
Blushing faic: OK LOOK! THERES NO GIRLS IN OUR GROUP AND WE JUST HAD TO COPE WITH IT!
Blank faic: You just made this situation look 10 times worse by saying that.
Crying faic: WHY DON'T I GET RAPED WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING!

*Everybody stares*

(Later on)

Smiling face: Ok, we have all basic home appliances installed, a fridge, a TV, and beds for all of us. What now?
Blank faic: Hang on, I'm still stuck on the fact Blushing and Winking were fucking each other
Winking faic: Ok look, it felt really nice, and Blushing is right, we do not have any girls...
Angreh faic: SHUTUP YOU FAGGOT! JESUS CHRIST! The fucking TV won't turn on! BLANK FAIC! I NEED HELP!
*Blank faic walks out from his room*
Blank faic: Wow.
*Blank faic presses the power button and walks out*
Unhappy faic: I bet you feel really stupid right now.
Angreh faic: SHUTUP YOU UNHAPPY PIECE OF SHIT!
Unhappy faic: ok.

*Open-Mouth faic and Blushing faic are sitting on the couch*
Blushing faic: So... Open mouth.... sounds kinda... kinky huh?
Open-mouth faic: Ya, it kinda sucks because I got made fun of as a kid a lot and I can't really move my mouth in any other position.
Blushing faic: Oh... that's ok.
*Blushing faic unzips his pants*
Open-mouth faic: Um... what are you doing?
Blushing faic: Shush now, and everything will be ok
*Blushing faic lays down and uses his hands to force Open-mouth to give him head*
Blushing faic: Oh Open-mouth your name suits you so well
*Open-mouth tries to talk but almost chokes on Blushing faic's ginormous cock*

Duct-taped faic walks into the living room and sees Blushing and Open-mouth*
Blushing faic: Oh shit
*Duct-tape faic runs out to get blank faic*
Duct-tape faic: MMMMHMMH MHMHMHMH!
Blank faic: You got castrated by a donkey?
Duct-tape faic: MHMHMMMMMMHMHHHH!
Blank faic: Your unborn children inside your balls are trying to destroy your soul?
Duct-tape faic: MMMMHMHHMM!
Blank faic: Your an anal trooper?

*Duct-tape gives up and tries to grab a beer*

*Back to Open-mouth and Blushing faic*
Blushing faic: Oh Open-mouth your almost to that special point.
*Open-Mouth struggles to get up but Blushing faic pins him down*
Blushing faic: Don't try to run, I've raped to many faic's to be escaped from that easily.
*Open-mouth is still sucking on Blushing faic's cock, getting pounded every time it hits the back of his throat, and he almost chokes on Blushing faic's sperm as Blushing cums inside his mouth*
Blushing faic: Very good Open-Mouth, you shall speak none of this to any of the other faic's.
*Blushing faic turns off the lights and closes the door*

(To be continued)


o hai thar

nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:20:41 Reply

Oh what, did it die as quickly as it started?

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:29:11 Reply

At 7/31/10 03:20 AM, nohomo wrote: Oh what, did it die as quickly as it started?

No, I'm just not allowed to post more than 4 times within 30 minute intervals.

nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:30:33 Reply

At 7/31/10 03:29 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
At 7/31/10 03:20 AM, nohomo wrote: Oh what, did it die as quickly as it started?
No, I'm just not allowed to post more than 4 times within 30 minute intervals.

Oh, ya, I had to pull out my alt for that fourth one

nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:33:00 Reply

I'm going to bed, will make more tommorow if it's not down by then

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:36:13 Reply

At 7/31/10 03:33 AM, nohomo wrote: I'm going to bed, will make more tommorow if it's not down by then

So long as it isn't locked or deleted I'll keep it up.

Domo
Domo
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 22
Gamer
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:37:12 Reply

This thread was interesting to read but it doesn't make sense.I did get a good laugh out of it though.I like to thinking of the winking one winking at another faic across the bar preferably the kissy face


BBS Signature
nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:49:48 Reply

At 7/31/10 03:36 AM, ChainsawNinjaZX wrote:
At 7/31/10 03:33 AM, nohomo wrote: I'm going to bed, will make more tommorow if it's not down by then
So long as it isn't locked or deleted I'll keep it up.

Meh, one more

*The gang is watching another movie, except Injured faic, who is still knocked out*

Angreh faic: ANOTHER BULLSHIT EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING MOVIE!
Smiling faic: Oh come on Angreh, look at that cute dog they-... oh... oh wait are they butchering that?
Blank faic: Looks delicious.
Open-Mouth faic: BLUSHING RAPED ME!

*Everybody stares at Open-Mouth*
Angreh faic: BLUSHING, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Blushing faic: No wait I can explain!
Kissing faic: God, even im not that much of a slut.
Shades faic: Wait, so your a man whore?
Angreh faic: FORGET THAT! YOU FUCKING RAPED OPEN MOUTH?
Blushing faic: Ok look, like I said, there ARE no girls in the group, and his mouth... was wide open!
Open-mouth faic: THATS BECAUSE MY JAW GOT SNAPPED AT BIRTH TO BE OPEN 24/7!
Blank faic: Nothing happened to my jaws. I just like staring into your soul.
Angreh faic: BLUSHING! IF THIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN YOU ARE KICKED OUT!
Blushing faic: NEVER AGAIN!

*The group turns to the TV again*
Duct-taped faic: Mmmmhmm hmh
Winking faic: Yours was big to.
Angreh faic: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Winking faic: Oh um, I said... Yours was a twig a foo... ya..
Angreh faic: Thats ok then.
Blank faic: Listening to that conversation just made me die a little inside of your stupidity Angreh.

*Everybody goes to sleep*

(A few hours later)
Duct-tape faic: Mmm...
*Duct-tape wakes up, everybody else is asleep*
Duct-tape: mmhmmm mm mm

*Duct-tape goes to grab some pills to help him sleep, as BLUSHING enters the bathroom.*
Blushing faic: So, Duct-tape.
*Duct-tape flings himself to the ground, startled by Blushing.
Duct-tape faic: MMMHMHMH HHHMMM!
Blushing faic: If you said anything about rape, you were right.
*Blushing face pulls down his pants*
Blushing faic: Turn around Duct-tape.
*Duct-tape, knowing Blushing was to powerful, laid himself over the shower*
Blushing faic: Peeerfect.
*Blushing faic whips out his dick and sticks it in Duct-tapes tight ass*
Blushing faic: Oh man I can feel it getting wider already!
*Blushing starts to push in and out slowly, and Duct-tape moans in pain*
Blushing faic: Now if you tell anybody about this... oh wait, your mouth is duct-taped closed for all eternity.
Duct-tape faic: MMMMM!
*Blushing starts pulling in and out faster and faster as Duct-tape's face goes red*
Blushing faic: Don't moan to loud or you might wake up Angreh, and then you'll have to be punished.
*Duct-tape goes silent but still screams into his duct-tape with every thrust*
Blushing faic: Keep quiet now...
*Blushing faic throws Duct-tape to the ground and starts slamming his dick into Duct-tape's now wide open ass, and Duct-tape gets thrown to the floor with every thrust*
Blushing faic: Your mind's as well try to enjoy this, it won't get any better.
*Duct-tape closes his eyes as Blushing squeezes his load into Duct-tapes insides*
Blushing faic: Now go back to bed Duct-tape, without a sound
*Duct-tape is thrown back onto his feet by Blushing, whose pants are already belted once more*
Duct-taped faic: MMMMHMHMHMHMMHMH!
Blushing faic: You were very nice to.
*blushing faic walks out and turns off the lights*

(To be continued)

nohomo
nohomo
  • Member since: Apr. 3, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 11
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:51:03 Reply

At 7/31/10 03:37 AM, Domo wrote: This thread was interesting to read but it doesn't make sense.I did get a good laugh out of it though.I like to thinking of the winking one winking at another faic across the bar preferably the kissy face

Yes, it does not make sense. That's the point.

Salnax
Salnax
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 17
Gamer
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 03:59:27 Reply

I do not care for Blushing. He seems like a really unpleasant person.

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 04:42:39 Reply

Angreh needs to own blushing.

Impornant
Impornant
  • Member since: May. 11, 2005
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 16
Musician
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 04:42:51 Reply

I like Blushing. He seems like a really pleasant person.

InnerChild548
InnerChild548
  • Member since: Aug. 10, 2007
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 35
Melancholy
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 04:44:20 Reply

wow, something sorta original on the bbs


BBS Signature
Neoncrotch
Neoncrotch
  • Member since: Jan. 1, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Gamer
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 04:46:22 Reply

At 7/31/10 04:44 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: wow, something sorta original on the bbs

Yet, still not interesting.


BBS Signature
Zoete
Zoete
  • Member since: Mar. 29, 2010
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 15
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 04:46:26 Reply

How bored are you? I kinda like it, though.

ChainsawNinjaZX
ChainsawNinjaZX
  • Member since: Nov. 11, 2009
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 18
Blank Slate
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 14:43:42 Reply

At 7/31/10 04:46 AM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote:
At 7/31/10 04:44 AM, InnerChild548 wrote: wow, something sorta original on the bbs
wow, no

Wow STFU IT'S GREAT. Good job nohomo.

Snuff
Snuff
  • Member since: Oct. 17, 2008
  • Offline.
Forum Stats
Member
Level 24
Melancholy
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 15:06:34 Reply

Why is Agnry Faic always angryer than the Mad As Hell emoticon?