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Metzizah b'peh

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Response to Metzizah b'peh 2008-03-25 01:47:10


At 2/23/08 03:29 AM, SugarQmuffin69 wrote: Total win! LMAO!!! YOu deserve a picture to make you feel acomplished!

That comforts me to a slight degree, though I admit not much.

Response to Metzizah b'peh 2009-03-29 19:08:54


At 2/23/08 03:32 AM, Azutom wrote: Whoa, didn't know you were a Necromancer, LardLord.

I have no fucking Idea what that's supposed to mean. But Jesus Christ I just can't stop thinking about priests diddling little children.

Response to Metzizah b'peh 2009-03-29 19:36:49


I still don't get how Jews can say that the only way to get to heaven is to not make any alterations to one's body, ie tattoos or piercings, and yet, men need to cut the skin off of their penis. I still think there was a Zoroastrian who pulled a joke on them and was like, "Dude, I was just talking to your god, and he says you gotta cut your dick off." And Moses was like, "No way, how would we have kids?" and then the other guy says, "No, I meant just that part right there... It's a... uhh... covenant thing..." and then Moses says... "Well... I guess it would still work anyway... Well, here goes..." and then the other guy is like, "Holy shit, he's doing it..."


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Response to Metzizah b'peh 2009-03-29 19:41:34


Oh, bullshit.


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Response to Metzizah b'peh 2009-03-29 19:45:25


At 3/29/09 07:08 PM, LardLord wrote:
At 2/23/08 03:32 AM, Azutom wrote: Whoa, didn't know you were a Necromancer, LardLord.
I have no fucking Idea what that's supposed to mean. But Jesus Christ I just can't stop thinking about priests diddling little children.

Dood... he wrote that in 08... I hought you would be smarter than that...


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