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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 13:55:23


*takes out a bat tries to go on a beating up spree but trips on rock and goes uncounces
"damn"

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 13:58:10


At 6/30/03 01:52 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/30/03 01:45 PM, warriormage wrote:

*notices that the credit card is missing*
*tries to look for it*
*looks suspiciously at everyone in the room*
*shrugs it off*
i maxed it out anywayz

*hears Anime_Goddess*
*falls on knees, loudly swears*
FUCK! FUCK! GODDAMN IT! SHIT!
*smashes card on ground, jumps on it*
*looks up again, notices that everyone's staring*
Erhmmm..., I didn't do it.
*backs off slowly whilst whistling*
*starts running when around the corner*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 13:59:32


At 6/30/03 01:54 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Are there any mortals left for me to crush?

*sneaks up on lenin puts gunt to head and says crush this*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:07:19


At 6/30/03 01:58 PM, warriormage wrote: *hears Anime_Goddess*
*falls on knees, loudly swears*
FUCK! FUCK! GODDAMN IT! SHIT!
*smashes card on ground, jumps on it*
*looks up again, notices that everyone's staring*
Erhmmm..., I didn't do it.
*backs off slowly whilst whistling*
*starts running when around the corner*

*notices that it was the wrong card*
OH NO!!! this is the one that's maxed out! that must mean that the other one.... *gasps*
*sees warriormage running off*
Hmm.. maybe he just needs to go to the loo pretty badly

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:08:26


At 6/30/03 01:54 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Are there any mortals left for me to crush?

I'm sorry, i'm immortal.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:10:46


At 6/30/03 02:07 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/30/03 01:58 PM, warriormage wrote:

*notices that it was the wrong card*
OH NO!!! this is the one that's maxed out! that must mean that the other one.... *gasps*
*sees warriormage running off*
Hmm.. maybe he just needs to go to the loo pretty badly

*hears Anime_Goddess again*
YAHOOOOOO!
*realises that card is still on ground with other people*
*slowly walk to card whilst trying to stay unnoticed and whistling*
Don't mind silly me, it's just my split personalities.
*gets closer to creditcard*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:19:46


At 6/30/03 02:10 PM, warriormage wrote: *gets closer to creditcard*

*steals creditcard*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:22:14


At 6/30/03 02:19 PM, D34M0N wrote:
At 6/30/03 02:10 PM, warriormage wrote: *gets closer to creditcard*
*steals creditcard*

*runs after D43MON, trying to grab him*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:22:33


At 6/30/03 02:10 PM, warriormage wrote: *gets closer to creditcard*

*accidentally bumps into warriormage*
Oh sorry dude
*notices that he looks nervous*
*thinks to self*- I don't think he made it to the loo
*steps on a gum*
*walks a lil further and steps on the card wthout even noticing*
*card gets stuck to the sole of muh shoe*
*looks back at warriormage who is cursing to himself*
woah... weird..
*goes to the toilet to..uhh.. freshen up*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:24:24


At 6/29/03 03:42 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
At 6/29/03 03:30 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *walks to the nearest bagel shop*
*casts Fire2* What do you mean you don't have Blueberry?!

*uses Jedi mind trick on Sheriff to drop charges of arson*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:25:20


At 6/30/03 01:59 PM, Niko1uk wrote:
*sneaks up on lenin puts gunt to head and says crush this*

Ok
*crushes gun with power of mind and rises up above Niko1uk*
Now feel the wrath of the seven pies!
*Sky darkens and lightning starts to strike various credit card theives*

The Real Life Game!!!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:26:08


At 6/30/03 02:22 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *card gets stuck to the sole of muh shoe*

*saw that raze stepped on someone else's credit card*
*follows raze into the washroom to try and get the credit card*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:33:41


At 6/30/03 02:24 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*uses Jedi mind trick on Sheriff to drop charges of arson*

beats mr_trivia for using powers he doesn't have

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:35:22


At 6/30/03 01:59 PM, Niko1uk wrote:
*crushes gun with power of mind and rises up above Niko1uk*
Now feel the wrath of the seven pies!
*Sky darkens and lightning starts to strike

*laughs and pulls plug out of lenins special effects machine*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:39:37


At 6/30/03 02:35 PM, Niko1uk wrote:
*laughs and pulls plug out of lenins special effects machine*

...............*Nothing happens*

Fool! Do not mock my power, for I must once again unleash my penultimate level nine spell:
(Where did my hat come from all of a sudden?)

The Real Life Game!!!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:41:42


At 6/30/03 02:33 PM, sirevil1024 wrote:
At 6/30/03 02:24 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*uses Jedi mind trick on Sheriff to drop charges of arson*
beats mr_trivia for using powers he doesn't have

*Sheriff arrests sirevil1024 for assault*


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Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:49:40


At 6/30/03 02:41 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*Sheriff arrests sirevil1024 for assault*

*gets out of cuffs, and jumps out of car, runs off*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:54:01


At 6/30/03 02:49 PM, sirevil1024 wrote:
At 6/30/03 02:41 PM, mr_trivia wrote:
*Sheriff arrests sirevil1024 for assault*
*gets out of cuffs, and jumps out of car, runs off*

*Police officers try to catch sirevil1024, but run out of breath after 40 yards and walk to the nearest donut shop*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 14:54:07


At 6/30/03 02:39 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote

Fool! Do not mock my power, for I must once again unleash my penultimate level nine spell:
(Where did my hat come from all of a sudden?)

*removes bateries from portable and back up special effects machines* lenin falls from sky

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:00:29


At 6/30/03 02:54 PM, Niko1uk wrote:
*removes bateries from portable and back up special effects machines* lenin falls from sky

..*And Zanmato's Niko1uk into 67 peices before summoning Alexander to finish the job*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
*flies off into the distance*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:06:33


At 6/30/03 03:00 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
..*And Zanmato's Niko1uk into 67 peices before summoning Alexander to finish the job*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
*flies off into the distance*

*beats TheShadowOfLenin for using fake powers* god... damnit... stop... dumb... ass...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:08:57


*tries to help sirevil but trips and falls*
Oww...

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:12:33


At 6/30/03 03:06 PM, sirevil1024 wrote:
*beats TheShadowOfLenin for using fake powers* god... damnit... stop... dumb... ass...

I flew off into the distance, how could you have beaten me?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:15:58


At 6/30/03 03:12 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
I flew off into the distance, how could you have beaten me?

I'm fast

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:27:56


At 6/30/03 03:15 PM, sirevil1024 wrote:
I'm fast

Aha! But can you fly?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:29:43


*after putting self back together helps kick lenins asse*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:35:20


At 6/30/03 03:29 PM, Niko1uk wrote: *after putting self back together helps kick lenins asse*

*throws Niko1uk into a black hole,from which nothing can escape. mr_trivia quickly seals the black hole before it is used against him*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:39:05


At 6/30/03 03:29 PM, Niko1uk wrote: *after putting self back together helps kick lenins asse*

Your grammar is very bad.
And my arse was not being kicked in the first place, I flew away remember?

But, if you really insist...
*Uses 1337 kendo 5killz to kill Niko1uk*

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:43:27


At 6/30/03 03:39 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Uses 1337 kendo 5killz to kill Niko1uk*

this is getting interesting
*pulls up a chair*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-30 15:59:05


At 6/30/03 03:43 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
this is getting interesting
*pulls up a chair*

Ph33r my 1337 5killz!


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