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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:59:26


*drinks a bottle of tequilla and lies down on the ground*
Ah, i needed that.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:01:37


*Comes back with pet, a goat-hippo mix, and shows it to everybody. Says: "Eat" and it starts to lick D34M0N's leg.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:09:37


At 6/15/03 03:01 PM, Asvegren wrote: *Comes back with pet, a goat-hippo mix, and shows it to everybody. Says: "Eat" and it starts to lick D34M0N's leg.*

Ieew!
*uses all his energy to get his gun, aims at Asvegrens pet and pulls the trigger*
*Click*
Damned, why did i forget to load it!
*falls asleep*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:10:52


At 6/15/03 02:56 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: Thanks. *drinks a big glass of ice coffee*

Oh hey! *huff puff wheeze* i've been looking for you, dude! here.. take this.. a welcome back present..
*hands over the half eaten piece of chicken to Marc*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:13:39


*Pads "Chubbie" (pet goat-hippo) on the head and says:"GOOOOD boy/girl!!!*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:20:45


*wakes up*
Whow, that was intense.
*gets off chair, wobbling on legs a bit*
I think I saw the Great Core Pie.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:24:53


*Walks through rift in space/time*
I am here for the pie.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:26:35


*Walks through rift in space/time*
I am here for the pie.

There is no pie. It's gone.

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:26:44


*pushes some poor schmuck into quicksand*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:29:12


At 6/15/03 03:26 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *pushes some poor schmuck into quicksand*

Oh well thank you VERY much! I was about to go and have a bath!
*tuts and holds onto the nearest log which begins to sink aswell*...oh bugger


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:30:24


At 6/15/03 03:26 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *pushes some poor schmuck into quicksand*

*saves schmuck and offers some food. Scgmuck gladely accepts.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:32:03


At 6/15/03 03:26 PM, Asvegren wrote:
There is no pie. It's gone.

Hmmm, this world holds no meaning, I shall return to the dimension of pie.
*walks back through rift*


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:33:33


At 6/15/03 03:24 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: *Walks through rift in space/time*
I am here for the pie.

*looks at ShadowofLening as he walks through rift*
AAAAAAAARGHH!! HEATHEN! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE GREAT CORE PIE!
*panics*
He's not even kneeling! Get back here!
*jumps in rift, drags ShadowofLenin out again*
*smacks ShadowofLening*
How dare you defile the land of the Great Core Pie!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:33:50


At 6/15/03 03:30 PM, Asvegren wrote:
At 6/15/03 03:26 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote: *pushes some poor schmuck into quicksand*
*saves schmuck and offers some food. Scgmuck gladely accepts.*

*influences schmuck to play in heavy traffic*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:34:54


At 6/15/03 03:32 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote: Hmmm, this world holds no meaning, I shall return to the dimension of pie.
*walks back through rift*

*decides not to mention that that isn't the way out but the doorway to the girl's bathroom*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:35:02


What the shit? 55 pages?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:38:04


At 6/15/03 03:35 PM, Ginga_ninja wrote: What the shit? 55 pages?

I guess the people of Newgrounds just crave a bit of the real world now and again
*offers Steven some biscuits and cheese before she heads off for her bath*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:43:18


At 6/15/03 03:33 PM, warriormage wrote:
*looks at ShadowofLening as he walks through rift*
AAAAAAAARGHH!! HEATHEN! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE GREAT CORE PIE!
*panics*
He's not even kneeling! Get back here!
*jumps in rift, drags ShadowofLenin out again*
*smacks ShadowofLening*
How dare you defile the land of the Great Core Pie!

*Unleashes power of the seven pies upon Warriormage causing his brain to become solid pastry*
DO NOT MISPRENOUNCE THE NAME OF THE TRUE PIE AVATAR, HIGHEST DISCIPLE OF ALL THE PIE!!!!


Failgrounds.

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:43:58


*runs around screaming like mad cause he has finally gone crazy* AHHHH were fucked were gonna shit and then get died in the fuck head!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:48:39


At 6/15/03 03:43 PM, XVII wrote: *runs around screaming like mad cause he has finally gone crazy* AHHHH were fucked were gonna shit and then get died in the fuck head!

Uh oh, I knew the mountain dew was a bad idea.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:48:52


At 6/15/03 03:43 PM, XVII wrote: *runs around screaming like mad cause he has finally gone crazy* AHHHH were fucked were gonna shit and then get died in the fuck head!

*tries to understand xvii but feels tempted to shoot him instead*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:50:45


At 6/15/03 03:43 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
At 6/15/03 03:33 PM, warriormage wrote:

*Unleashes power of the seven pies upon Warriormage causing his brain to become solid pastry*
DO NOT MISPRENOUNCE THE NAME OF THE TRUE PIE AVATAR, HIGHEST DISCIPLE OF ALL THE PIE!!!!

*calls upon the Great power of VoidPie to protect himself*
I didn't want to write "the" as well, I though it would be a waste of time theShadowofLening.
And how dare you call yourself the true Pie avatar! You are desecrating everyone Pie stands for! We should not tolerate this blasphemous talk anylonger!
You will get NO MORE PIE from me, now begone you defiler!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:51:36


*Craving some attention: "Hello! I have a goat-hippo!"*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:52:47


At 6/15/03 03:51 PM, Asvegren wrote: *Craving some attention: "Hello! I have a goat-hippo!"*

*grabs a shotgun* can I shoot it?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:56:11


*grabs a shotgun* can I shoot it?

*Sure. Go ahead. But did you know that it can walk on one leg without even looking?*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:57:34


At 6/15/03 03:50 PM, warriormage wrote:
*calls upon the Great power of VoidPie to protect himself*
I didn't want to write "the" as well, I though it would be a waste of time theShadowofLening.
And how dare you call yourself the true Pie avatar! You are desecrating everyone Pie stands for! We should not tolerate this blasphemous talk anylonger!
You will get NO MORE PIE from me, now begone you defiler!

*Eats pie*
Actually you are putting a "G" on the end of my name.

For 3986 years have I traversed reality, I am second only to the pie itself. Mere mortals cannot grant the pie so freely, whatever you think pie stands for is irrelevant. I was there at the creation of pie, and so I shall stay untill it's destruction.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 15:59:16


At 6/15/03 03:57 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:
At 6/15/03 03:50 PM, warriormage wrote:

*Eats pie*
Actually you are putting a "G" on the end of my name.

For 3986 years have I traversed reality, I am second only to the pie itself. Mere mortals cannot grant the pie so freely, whatever you think pie stands for is irrelevant. I was there at the creation of pie, and so I shall stay untill it's destruction.

*looks at own previous posts and notices error*
Crap, *bows head in shame*
As for the second part of your post:
Prove it!


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 16:01:59


At 6/15/03 03:56 PM, Asvegren wrote: *Sure. Go ahead. But did you know that it can walk on one leg without even looking?*

Well, thanks for letting me know.. i'll aim for the head

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 16:03:07


At 6/15/03 03:59 PM, warriormage wrote:
*looks at own previous posts and notices error*
Crap, *bows head in shame*
As for the second part of your post:
Prove it!

Very well, follow me to the realm of pie.
*opens rift and walks through*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 16:05:38


Well, thanks for letting me know.. i'll aim for the head

NO, not the head! ThereĀ“s more splatter if you shoot the legs!