At 6/15/03 04:03 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

At 6/15/03 03:59 PM, warriormage wrote:

*looks at own previous posts and notices error*
Crap, *bows head in shame*
As for the second part of your post:
Prove it!

Very well, follow me to the realm of pie.
*opens rift and walks through*

*follows in*
This 'd better be good, and you do know that if it turns out you were lying you will be slaughtered by many, many Pieworshippers?

At 6/15/03 04:05 PM, warriormage wrote: *follows in*
This 'd better be good, and you do know that if it turns out you were lying you will be slaughtered by many, many Pieworshippers?

Being immortal (untill there is no pie of course) that would be very difficult, now behold the book of the pie
*shows altar holding the chronicles of all pie*
Chapter 19 of the section entitled "Avatar" will prove my claims true, you will notice the seal of the pie resides at the bottom of the page
*gestures*
Now do you beleive me?

At 6/15/03 04:15 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

At 6/15/03 04:05 PM, warriormage wrote: *follows in*
This 'd better be good, and you do know that if it turns out you were lying you will be slaughtered by many, many Pieworshippers?

Being immortal (untill there is no pie of course) that would be very difficult, now behold the book of the pie
*shows altar holding the chronicles of all pie*
Chapter 19 of the section entitled "Avatar" will prove my claims true, you will notice the seal of the pie resides at the bottom of the page
*gestures*
Now do you beleive me?

*grabs book*
*starts reading*
I can't believe it! I am holding the Book of Pie in my hands!
*begins to stare in awe at ShadowofLenin after reading chapter 9*
Forgive me, my Lord....
*falls on kneels before ShadowofLenin*
I didn't know it was you, please share you infinite wisdom of Pie with us, loyal followers of Pie.

At 6/15/03 04:19 PM, warriormage wrote:

*grabs book*
*starts reading*
I can't believe it! I am holding the Book of Pie in my hands!
*begins to stare in awe at ShadowofLenin after reading chapter 9*
Forgive me, my Lord....
*falls on kneels before ShadowofLenin*
I didn't know it was you, please share you infinite wisdom of Pie with us, loyal followers of Pie.

Arise fellow pie worshipper, you have proven yourself as a true follower of our cause.
I name you Pie Guardian of the world known as "Earth"
and bestow upon you the power of the pie of redemption.
*bestows title and power*
Now go forth! And spread the word of pie to your people!
*Returns self+warriormage to the present reality*

At 6/15/03 04:28 PM, TheShadowOfLenin wrote:

At 6/15/03 04:19 PM, warriormage wrote:

Arise fellow pie worshipper, you have proven yourself as a true follower of our cause.
I name you Pie Guardian of the world known as "Earth"
and bestow upon you the power of the pie of redemption.
*bestows title and power*
Now go forth! And spread the word of pie to your people!
*Returns self+warriormage to the present reality*

Yes my Lord. *runs of with a Piebible, preaching the word of Pie to everyone he encounters*

*eats pie*
Ahhhh my work here is done.
*tears rift into the world of clocks*
Now for the real challenge.
*walks through*

*Wakes up on ground with bruises and second degree burns* Damn you warriormage! *Buys a bear proof suit and puts it on*

*wakes up with a bullet in his head*WTF im goin 2 kill him.*searchs wallet*he stole my ice.*jumps in his car*im goin 2 kill that motha fucka*takes the 2 emergyc uzis out of the front seats*lets lock and load.*drives away looking 4 who stole his ice*

anything fun happen while I was gone

At 6/15/03 05:32 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: anything fun happen while I was gone

just read the last 2 pages

*walks around*

*screams*
wtf is going on here!!!

*drives up 2 wastedrat* hop in bitch

At 6/15/03 06:09 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: *drives up 2 wastedrat* hop in bitch

*gets in the car*

*says to -Fatb0y-*
Fuck you bitch, Now drive..

*drives 2 a lake*get out bitch

At 6/15/03 07:03 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: *drives 2 a lake*get out bitch

*jumps off*
*goes and gets a rock and trows it at the front window,and the window breaks*
bitch thats what you get.
*starts laughing*
ahahahahaha

At 6/15/03 07:23 PM, WastedRat wrote:

At 6/15/03 07:03 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: *drives 2 a lake*get out bitch

*jumps off*
*goes and gets a rock and trows it at the front window,and the window breaks*
bitch thats what you get.
*starts laughing*
ahahahahaha

laughs with WastedRat

*lays down by the lake*
damn im tired well im going to take a nap
*zzzzzzzzzzz*

At 6/15/03 07:50 PM, WastedRat wrote: *lays down by the lake*

* Comes by the shoreline in a motorboat, spray water everywhere, and gets WastedRat all wet *

At 6/15/03 07:54 PM, Qwertypod wrote:

At 6/15/03 07:50 PM, WastedRat wrote: *lays down by the lake*

* Comes by the shoreline in a motorboat, spray water everywhere, and gets WastedRat all wet *

*gets up and starts gabling*
gable,gable,gable.
*gets in the boat and pushes Qwertypod out of it and takes takes the boat*
How the fuc# do you drive this!
*crashes into a palm tree by the shore*

At 6/15/03 07:58 PM, WastedRat wrote:
*crashes into a palm tree by the shore*

*sees coconut fall on WastedRats head, pokes his unconscious body with stick*

At 6/15/03 08:05 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: *sees coconut fall on WastedRats head, pokes his unconscious body with stick*

* Uses Homer voice, " Mmmmmmm...coconut...." *

At 6/15/03 08:05 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: *sees coconut fall on WastedRats head, pokes his unconscious body with stick*

*wakes up after passing out*
What the hell are you doing sirevil1024
*takes the stick off sirevil1024 and starts poking him*
HOw do you like that ah,ah,ah!

At 6/15/03 08:24 PM, WastedRat wrote:
*wakes up after passing out*
What the hell are you doing sirevil
*takes the stick off sirevil and starts poking him*
HOw do you like that ah,ah,ah!

*takes stick* yoink, bye *runs off*

At 6/15/03 08:30 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: *takes stick* yoink, bye *runs off*

son of a bitch, come here you bastard
*starts chasing him*
*trips over a rock and rolls over*
ooooowwwww. damn f@ck

At 6/15/03 08:35 PM, WastedRat wrote:
*trips over a rock and rolls over*
ooooowwwww. damn f@ck

*pokes WastedRat's unconscious body some more, then runs*

*drugs wastedrat*(insert evil laugh here)*throws him in a boat*its a time 2 kill*shoots wastedrat with his trademark uzis*well its time 2 hide the evidance*ties a rock 2 wastedrats dead foot then throws him in2 the lake*c u in hell and u better have my screenshot in the OCP when i get back

*wakes up again* damn, what's happening? *hides behind a stone*

At 6/15/03 08:46 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: *drugs wastedrat*(insert evil laugh here)*throws him in a boat*its a time 2 kill*shoots wastedrat with his trademark uzis*well its time 2 hide the evidance*ties a rock 2 wastedrats dead foot then throws him in2 the lake*c u in hell and u better have my screenshot in the OCP when i get back

*throws rock at fatboy knocking him unconscious* he better alive *gets wastedrat out of water*

At 6/15/03 08:43 PM, sirevil1024 wrote: *pokes WastedRat's unconscious body some more, then runs*

*gets up and fells violated*
what the hell happen??
*scrachtes his head*
damn sirevil1024 and his fucken stick\
*goes and looks around for sirevil1024.

*takes a baseballbat and hides behind another rock*