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The Real Life Game!!!

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:22:07


*comes in with lots of weird machinery and tools*
Does anyone want a near death experience? It's fun!

*Screams: "ME ME ME ME ME!" While running around in circles and jumping*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:24:21


At 6/15/03 11:18 AM, D34M0N wrote:
At 6/15/03 11:16 AM, cabbiteyes wrote: So does that mean i can run over you again?*starts engine*
*takes his shotgun and shoots at the car*

*takes her chariot pulled by buffalos and orders them to squash Deamon while she has a problem with her car*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:24:31


*watches D34MON shooting my sister's car*
*looks at my sister's new ride and laugh*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:30:25


At 6/15/03 11:22 AM, Asvegren wrote:
*comes in with lots of weird machinery and tools*
Does anyone want a near death experience? It's fun!
*Screams: "ME ME ME ME ME!" While running around in circles and jumping*

Please take place in the chair, do you want drugs? *grabs bigass needle filled with weird stuff*
*turns on machinery*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:38:39


*looks at my sister's new ride and laugh*

*looks at sister's new ride, laughs AND points finger*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:40:53


Please take place in the chair, do you want drugs? *grabs bigass needle filled with weird stuff*
*turns on machinery*

*Looks at bigass needle with eyes filled with expectation. Thinks a moment, then shakes head and says loudly: "No drugs!"*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:41:14


At 6/15/03 11:38 AM, Asvegren wrote:
*looks at my sister's new ride and laugh*
*looks at sister's new ride, laughs AND points finger*

*hopes that one of the pop up ads would hit Asvegren* (j/k)

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:44:18


*re-enters game*

"hey thats a spicey meatball!!"

*doesnt know what to do so i just sit and have a smoke*

"awww...the soothing taste of cancer"


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 11:49:33


*hopes that one of the pop up ads would hit Asvegren* (j/k)

*Looks at Anime_Goddess, gets offended, starts crying and runs away.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:03:09


At 6/15/03 11:49 AM, Asvegren wrote: *Looks at Anime_Goddess, gets offended, starts crying and runs away.*

*runs after Avsvegren* aww.. i'm sorry.. here.. take this..
*hands over a lollipop*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:04:09


*runs after Avsvegren* aww.. i'm sorry.. here.. take this..
*hands over a lollipop*

*Looks at lollipop, hesitates, then swallows it.*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:07:13


*drives up 2 some dude*
*pulls out a uzi then shoots him*
*drives away*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:12:53


*saw the whole thing*

"ooohhhh,i'm telling!"


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:19:55


*slaps iamhated's arse* where have you been??

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:26:05


*drives up 2 iamhated*
*jumps out his car* what were u doin 2 do bitch
*pulls a baseball bat out of the trunk of his car*u have 5 posts 2 run

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:28:54


At 6/15/03 12:26 PM, -FaTbOy- wrote: *drives up 2 iamhated*
*jumps out his car* what were u doin 2 do bitch
*pulls a baseball bat out of the trunk of his car*u have 5 posts 2 run

"dont need five posts"

*looks at your bat and laughs,pulls out my smith&wesson custom,puts to your temple,pulls the trigger*

"wow,thats gotta hurt!"

*then while your dead, i rummage through your wallet and take your fake jewlery*


If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 12:31:39


not my fake ice that cost 2 cents dawg

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 13:09:34


At 6/15/03 11:49 AM, Asvegren wrote:

*Looks at Anime_Goddess, gets offended, starts crying and runs away.*

Damnit! I was just about to try out my inventions.
*looks at equipment, thinks for a while*
*shoots self up with drugs*
This is fun. Could someone push the blue button on the controle board?


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 13:21:24


At 6/15/03 01:09 PM, warriormage wrote: Damnit! I was just about to try out my inventions.
*looks at equipment, thinks for a while*
*shoots self up with drugs*
This is fun. Could someone push the blue button on the controle board?

*pushes blue button*

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:22:38


*returns from a week-long vacation in Florida* Hi, did I miss anything?


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:35:33


At 6/15/03 02:22 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *returns from a week-long vacation in Florida* Hi, did I miss anything?

No, just about 40 pages.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:40:35


At 6/15/03 02:35 PM, D34M0N wrote:
At 6/15/03 02:22 PM, mr_trivia wrote: *returns from a week-long vacation in Florida* Hi, did I miss anything?
No, just about 40 pages.

What happened to that genetically-engineered chicken I was grilling? Is it done yet?


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:48:05


At 6/15/03 02:40 PM, mr_trivia wrote: What happened to that genetically-engineered chicken I was grilling? Is it done yet?

Uhhhh. I don't know. I think it burned away. 8-S


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:50:19


At 6/15/03 02:48 PM, D34M0N wrote: Uhhhh. I don't know. I think it burned away. 8-S]

GodSmackers ate it.. no.. maybe cabbiteyes.. don't look at me! I didn't touch it!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:51:45


*finally decides to enter the game again* hi, I'm back!

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:53:03


At 6/15/03 01:21 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/15/03 01:09 PM, warriormage wrote: Damnit! I was just about to try out my inventions.
*looks at equipment, thinks for a while*
*shoots self up with drugs*
This is fun. Could someone push the blue button on the controle board?
*pushes blue button*

Thank yo...AAAGHHH
*blacks out*
*starts talking gibberish*
"brl brl ghak ghak ack, grhzzzzz ghk ghk gzlll fitzll Pie"
*starts moving rapidly and uncontrollably in a chaotic manner*
*machinery starts to beep and make funny noises*
*Warriormage calms down and enters dark tunnel*


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:53:44


At 6/15/03 02:50 PM, Anime_Goddess wrote:
At 6/15/03 02:48 PM, D34M0N wrote: Uhhhh. I don't know. I think it burned away. 8-S]
GodSmackers ate it.. no.. maybe cabbiteyes.. don't look at me! I didn't touch it!

*pulls out chicken and eats it*

mmmmmmmmm.......chicken

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:53:52


At 6/15/03 02:51 PM, KoRnFreakeR wrote: *finally decides to enter the game again* hi, I'm back!

*greets KoRnFreekeR*
Welcome back.


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Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:56:35


At 6/15/03 02:53 PM, Mr_Chuckles wrote: *pulls out chicken and eats it*

mmmmmmmmm.......chicken

Oh! Look over there!!
*grabs a piece of chicken whilst mr_Chuckles looks behind him*
*Runs off to look for Marc* Hey man.. aww crap.. where'd he go?

Response to The Real Life Game!!! 2003-06-15 14:56:55


At 6/15/03 02:53 PM, D34M0N wrote: *greets KoRnFreekeR*
Welcome back.

Thanks. *drinks a big glass of ice coffee*