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Your weapon based on your birthday.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:00:15


Barbed wire wrapped baseball bat :D

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:02:06


At 1/29/07 02:01 PM, weirdjamproductions wrote: Did you make this up?

NO its in the bible.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:07:20


At 1/29/07 11:17 PM, Quina-Quen wrote: january-firey
february-invisible
march-chocolate
april-death
may-flying
june-giant
july-satan
august-jesus
september-evil
october-holy
november-eleven
december-metal
1-bush
2-rock
3-knuckles
4-chocolate(yes its possible to have a chocolate chocolate)
5-computer
6-wrench
7-sword
8-saber
9-book
10-television
11-clock
12-flamethrower
13-knife
14-pistol
15-bottle
16-shield
17-staff
18-mace
19-midget
20-stapler
21-sock
22-needle
23-grenade
24-hammer
25-cookie
26-katana
27-bokuten
28-lance
29-foot
30-sandwhich
31-pudding

according to both lists i have eleven swords and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire :D:D

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:20:07


I got a poisoned car battery? odd but I'll use it well, one more weapon for my profession. lol


Life is but a dream.... and If you suck, then I hope you WAKE UP....

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:21:29


A barb wire cookie sheet? what the fuck?


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:45:02


a flying hammer....neat! better than my rolling pin collection from 3 other lists

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:47:53


Tempered fireball launcher

Like the sound of that o_O


If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 15:51:13


I have a blood stained rolling pin.............?


Sandwich!

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:10:43


At 1/30/07 02:05 PM, Nekrozoa wrote: Bah,WTF?A chocolate grenade?How am I supposed to kill someone?Diabetes?

well u can always get the dude covered in a chocolaty explosion rendering him immobile then beating the shit outta him (btw the chocolate in the date list is for throwing)


siglololol

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:17:04


At 1/29/07 10:14 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
January-magical
February-steel
March-double
April-plastic
May-twisted
June-barb wired
July-poisined
August-freezing
september-GIANT
October-flaming
november-golden
december-holy

1-staff
2-shotgun
3-grenade
4-railroad spike
5-baseball bat
6-tazer
7-frying pan(hey, princess peach used it!)
8-monkey
9-scissors
10-katana
11-sledgehammer
12-tennis racket
13-golf club
14-plank
15-spear
16-umbrella
17-uzi
18-nunchuks
19-AWP sniper
20-NG TANK
21-shovel
22-mace
23-butcher knife
24-rolling pin
25-knuckles
26-piano
27-guitar
28-ak47
29-m4
30-warthog
31-fists

YOU DUMBFUCKS, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD WEAPONS, THERE'S 3 OTHER LISTS, 2 OF WICH ARE MINE, IF YOU READ BEFORE YOU POSTED YOU WOULD KNOW!USE THIS CHART INSTEAD!GOD DAMNIT.


Founder of the Asian Users club

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:19:47


blood stained nail


"We come into this world as nothing more than a lump of clay, but th experiences in life are what moulds the wicked man."

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:21:35


make that railroad spike!!! I will rule the world with my almighty blood stained railroad spike!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHHA!!!!


"We come into this world as nothing more than a lump of clay, but th experiences in life are what moulds the wicked man."

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:22:30


January-magical
February-steel
March-double
April-possessed
May-twisted
June-barb wired
July-poisined
August-freezing
september-GIANT
October-flaming
november-golden
december-holy

1-staff
2-shotgun
3-grenade
4-railroad spike
5-baseball bat
6-tazer
7-frying pan(hey, princess peach used it!)
8-monkey
9-scissors
10-katana
11-sledgehammer
12-tennis racket
13-golf club
14-plank
15-spear
16-umbrella
17-uzi
18-nunchuks
19-AWP sniper
20-NG TANK
21-shovel
22-mace
23-butcher knife
24-rolling pin
25-knuckles
26-piano
27-guitar
28-ak47
29-m4
30-warthog
31-fists

YOU DUMBFUCKS, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD WEAPONS, THERE'S 3 OTHER LISTS, 2 OF WICH ARE MINE, IF YOU READ BEFORE YOU POSTED YOU WOULD KNOW!USE THIS CHART INSTEAD!GOD DAMNIT.

NOW IVE POSTED IT TWICE, IF YOU MISS IT THIS TIME THEN YOU'RE JUST STUPID!


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 16:59:34


Tempered Nail
WHAT?

THE?

FUCK?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:05:09


Sawed-off Air soft shotgun.
sw00t?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:24:46


At 1/29/07 09:46 PM, Hellian00 wrote: Broken SPAS shotgun. What the fuck am I gonna do with this?

beat someone over ythe head with it

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:27:13


By the four lists I have a rusted garbage can, a nuclear powered m-16, barbed wire wrapped scissors and a giant book. You could hurt someone with a giant book


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:33:55


i feel like making another its fun

january-firey
february-freezing
march-broken
april-poinsonous
may-gigantic
june-eleven
july-two
august-death
september-holy
october-shortcircuited
november-flying
december-eight
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1-grende
2-pistol
3-ak-47
4-saber
5-rapier
6-bokuten
7-katana
8-stapler
9-gas
10-car
11-bat
12-chair
13-knife
14-fork (Quina Quen used em)
15-computer
16-book
17-television
18-stereo
19-pillow
20-tape
21-molotov
22-shuriken
23-kunai
24-tazer
25-laser
26-glue stick(dont ask)
27-garbage can
28-tape
29-vcr
30-rapier
31-treadmill (grats ppl born on a 31st)

i myself get a shortcircuited laser


siglololol

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:35:34


At 1/30/07 10:12 AM, MrFinland wrote:
At 1/30/07 10:01 AM, tacofreak wrote:
At 1/30/07 09:56 AM, MrFinland wrote: Wow. I got double Florescent Light Tubes. Cool. What the hell is a florescent light tube?
You idiot!

Here's a pic :D
Thanks for the pic but there's no need to call me an idiot. I'm Finnish ( and damn proud of it) and I don't know ALL the words in english.

I'm Polish and I know almost all the words in english so :P

You arn't really an idiot BTW.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:36:38


I got a wooden glass bottle.

Oh joy.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:36:56


*return*
HOLY SHIT! What a monster of a topic!

Oh yeah, I got a...........broken vase?!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:37:53


Wooden Guitar.

Guitars are wooden anyway... I ph4|L

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:38:15


modtified thumbtacks?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:39:30


I love my new Modified Cheese Grater. It's got lasers attached! :)

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:43:42


At 1/29/07 10:34 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: wow, a third edition. If u complain about having a crappy weapon then im sorry, but this is as good as it gets!

Electronic Umbrella. Doesn't this hurt me if it rains?


;

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 17:55:35


acoording to the first list on the last page i have a feezing newgrounds tank
the the other list
Death tape
cool

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 18:00:42


Barbed wire-wrapped fireball launcher.....beat that


ZEEKYBOOGYDOOG!

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 18:30:21


Barbed wire-wrapped fireball launcher for the first list

HUGE katana for the second

i think there's a word for this, oh yeah, KICKASS!!!!!!


ZEEKYBOOGYDOOG!

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 18:41:06


double tvs 1st pg
last pg
double awp sniper
and chocolate midget
oh yeah broken pillow

interesting

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 21:03:10


Mine was Blood Stained Fireball Launcher, freaky.


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:

| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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