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Your weapon based on your birthday.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:31:39


damn only a double Baseball bat..... anyway to add a rusty nail jammed into it?

makes for more aero-dynamic action

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:32:53


At 1/31/07 11:44 PM, cherriglo-splatterz wrote: A burning chain? Awesome!

Wait...how in the hell do you burn a chain?

Douse it in gas, light.


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:34:40


RUSTED AIRSOFT UZI SUCK ON THAT!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:35:52


^fag what r u gunna shoot rusted bb's? u cant even rust bb's unless theyre metal fag stfu

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:38:00


Weapons from every list

rusted garbage can: a good fight starter, possible cover
Nuclear powered m-16: pure badass
barbed wire wrapped scissors: good side arm
giant book: could do some damage
elven gass: no idea what it is so I'll decide it's a nerve agent
old brick: could be stury, good for a one shot

and finally

double truck; This fucker would be biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:43:39


no sense at all burning fir launcher lol!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 00:47:41


Wooden Brass Knuckles, odd no?


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 01:15:10


Wooden Baseball bat.

Choice.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 01:15:56


Broken Steel Chair.

WOOO!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 01:43:17


At 1/29/07 01:41 PM, 01asada wrote: August-Blood Stained

8-Staple Gun

/pwnd


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 01:45:25


Modified Rail Spike? Nice...

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:01:41


Short circuited television.....seems to make sense

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:04:38


I got a blood stained kendo stick. That sounds like something I would actualy use. Nice post I really like it.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:10:01


At 1/31/07 09:20 PM, squishmaster7 wrote: Oh yay a poisened sledgehammer........? right

oh shit, i think you have the same birthday as me.
POISENED SLEDGEHAMMER ATTACK!


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:29:50


Sawed Off air soft uzi???

what the hell

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:34:24


oops
well mines the best.....................................

its a sawed of telivision. how the flip do you kill some1 wiv dat!!!!!!
yer givem a nice bit of tv befor they die

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:38:33


Modified Glass Bottle, fuckers.


Huh?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:42:20


Sweet i got a Barb Wired TV.... i'dd love someone to draw this for me..


"He Who Devours Your Entrails & Enjoys It" : Lobo

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 02:49:33


Rusted chain!


What you think is IRRELEVANT.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 03:25:37


What the hell? Broken Window pane?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 04:35:06


"Sawed off rail spike"...

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 04:39:11


At 1/29/07 05:56 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote: barbed wire covered vase?well...If i put on really thick protective gloves i could throw it...that would hurt.

Let's start a new thread shall we?

January-magical
February-wooden
March-double
April-broken
20-THE NG TANK

A Broken NG TANK!!! Poor Tom..

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 05:05:23


Tempered staple gun?!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 05:37:47


wooden nail , im a vampire hunter

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 05:38:36


At 1/29/07 01:44 PM, snayk wrote: Short Circuted Window Pane

A window pane is not a weapon, and how can it short circuit if it has no electricity?

I have the shittiest weapon of them all.

D:<

Unless you count Broken Cookie Sheet

Oh yeah? try having A FUCKING WOODEN SHOVEL!!!!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 09:40:16


At 1/29/07 03:42 PM, eyeothestorm wrote: rusty television!!i love it!! bookmarked

I got a rusty televsion too. How the hell would you kill someone with it though?


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 09:47:54


the grocery list:

1-Burning Air Soft Uzi
2-burning grenade
3-automatic baseball bat
4-freezing grenade
5-freezing grenade
6-metal knuckles
7-holy grenade
8-eight AK-47's
9-Cold Beer Bottle
10-electrified cd

ive already own an AK, anybody wants a FREE AK?
and thanks for tha cold beer.cheers. *glug* nice on a hot beach.


"self-righteousness can lead to being an asshole"

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 11:39:04


Wait!

This is a trap, he just wants to know our birthday so he can come down our houses and rape us.


So zetta slow!

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 11:59:36


Wooden window pane. Great I always get bad stuff in this sort off stuff.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-02-01 14:21:27


Sawed off fireball launcher, Wow! i am going to use that for one of my movies!
10 february! lol!