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Your weapon based on your birthday.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 22:56:31


Electronic NG tank
i like my last one better

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 22:56:43


At 1/29/07 10:52 PM, BalaclavaKid wrote: Wooden Rolling Pin.... my weapon sucks

better than a bent rolling pin

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 22:57:34


I did it form my Roommate and it came out Burning Scissors


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 22:58:29


Stand back, people.

I've got a sawed off staple gun!


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:02:38


i have satans fists so HAH


siglololol

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:03:36


Short curcuited television

better call in the repair man for this one

Awesome post great job!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:04:00


At 1/29/07 11:02 PM, Quina-Quen wrote: i have satans fists so HAH

QUICK sum1 write a song about satanic fists


siglololol

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:07:35


At 1/29/07 05:56 PM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
Let's start a new thread shall we?

Shit loads of text.

A burning window frame.
I want my burning television back :(


Dale.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:09:22


Broken Staple Gun??? lol...


hi

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:17:39


in commemoration of my 100th post im making my own list

january-firey
february-invisible
march-chocolate
april-death
may-flying
june-giant
july-satan
august-jesus
september-evil
october-holy
november-eleven
december-metal
---------------------------
1-bush
2-rock
3-knuckles
4-chocolate(yes its possible to have a chocolate chocolate)
5-computer
6-wrench
7-sword
8-saber
9-book
10-television
11-clock
12-flamethrower
13-knife
14-pistol
15-bottle
16-shield
17-staff
18-mace
19-midget
20-stapler
21-sock
22-needle
23-grenade
24-hammer
25-cookie
26-katana
27-bokuten
28-lance
29-foot
30-sandwhich
31-pudding

i myself got a holy cookie


siglololol

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-29 23:18:45


At 1/29/07 11:17 PM, Quina-Quen wrote: in commemoration of my 100th post im making my own list

death saber...hey sounds cooler than broken staple gun ;-)


hi

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 01:49:46


No one has a worse weapon than me...
A BROKEN VASE!!!!!

That's not even a damn weapon. *cries all over the BBS*

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 01:50:50


wooden garbage can

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 01:52:50


I got a death stapler. WATCH OUT!!!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 02:36:42


Blood Stained Vase.... So was the blood stained before or after I used it?


int experience, posts;

while(experience/10 >= posts)

{posts++};

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 02:40:18


Blood Stained Chain

not bad

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 02:48:23


M1 Garand. April 16, 1987. I love Japanese girls. I am Black.


"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery"

Personal Development

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 03:01:49


GO SHORT-CURCITED CHEESE GRATER!!!


I hate video games.

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 03:22:10


Blood stained tennis racket. :D

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 06:09:26


Burning Railspike? i don't know what the is AW THAT SUCKS! I WANT ICE POWERS!

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 06:42:33


Short Circuited Kendo Stick...

I never knew it had batteries. O_o

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 07:42:46


At 1/29/07 11:17 PM, Quina-Quen wrote: in commemoration of my 100th post im making my own list

So, the first i had a barb wired vase, then a golden NG's tank, then a poisined spear, now i have 11 staplers?bs!Im going to throw my staplers at you!


Founder of the Asian Users club

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 07:44:35


At 1/30/07 06:09 AM, Sawke wrote: Burning Railspike? i don't know what the is AW THAT SUCKS! I WANT ICE POWERS!

Then refer back to page 10 and use the second list that's at the bottom, you'll get something beter, trust me.


Founder of the Asian Users club

Member of the Super Smash Bros.Crew since page 58. SSBB friend code: 3265-4812-7128

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 07:49:26


A broken steel chair.

Smackdown, anyone?

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 07:53:14


umm...lets see
1.burning airsoft uzi
what actually burns?the uzi :( or the BB pellets :) ?
2.Freezing grenade
reminds me of the MIB freezing gun.
3.Metal knuckle
WTF? its normal and available in real life! sucks!
gimme like electrostatic toilet seat or a screamin' nerd or sumthin...


"self-righteousness can lead to being an asshole"

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 08:37:36


Fear my double rolling pin mortals ...

Seriously, what the fuck ...

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 08:38:54


Double car battey, how lame :(


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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 08:49:37


Short Curicrited Thumbthaks

WHAT THE HELL!?


Retards are, therefor I am.

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Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 09:40:43


HAHa I have a rusted air-soft-gun...
.;-) Funny Idea

Response to Your weapon based on your birthday. 2007-01-30 09:45:08


Modified baseball bat.

I dont really know how you can modify that.

You know, showing your answer here, you are telling people your birth date. :P