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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 01:55:11


At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: azteca89 - 1368

At my peak of B/P, over 21 days I could reach 3 times that amount :(

01 // 60839 // 1368 // 65.1 // 01.3- // X-Naut
02 // 59307 // 0633 // 30.1 // 02.6- // azteca89
03 // 57620 // 0272 // 13.0 // 20.9- // Phantom

Not bad, I don't have a chance in hell, but I'm ok with it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 05:14:24


At 12/1/07 09:33 AM, Phantom wrote: I got about 10, I think that's fair considering not all bad things have been blammed as of late.

I'm hoping that the changes made post Cock Day 2007 have helped to improve the situation and the authors are thinking about what they are making, before submission.

At 12/1/07 09:46 AM, Solidone wrote:
At 12/1/07 08:51 AM, Coop83 wrote: The benefits of working behind a computer in an office, I suppose :P
Yep. Give me a couple of years and ill probably be sitting behind a desk in an office while on NG as well.

Yeah, it's good for the stats, even if you can only catch it 3 times a day (Morning, Noon and just before leaving the office)

At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Top 5 Gainers:

azteca89 - 1368
Basspro55 - 1351
aldlv - 943
PenguinLink - 831
Coop83 - 634
X-Naut - 633

Thanks for the update, aldlv and Sterockicy :) Top gainer for meh!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: azteca89, aldlv!

Hang on... why aren't I on the repeat offenders list? I've been on top gainers before...

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
13 // 33922 // 0001 // 00.0 // 00.2- // SlashFirestorm
14 // 33196 // 0634 // 30.2 // 10.5- // Coop83

SlashFirestorm... how would you beat him?

With a stick, while he slept.

*Coop creeps up on SlashFirestorm with a large cricket bat*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 09:49:29


At 12/1/07 01:35 PM, Mendou wrote: Hello everyone, i just recently got over 5000 saves and my next rank is coming pretty soon.

Congrats on that. half way to the big 10k.

At 12/1/07 11:57 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I have to say I'm pretty tired of all the something's "day"

Yeah, it used to jsut be clock day but now there's like half a dozen special days.

If Tom Fulp doesn't declare that its a special day on Newgrounds, than why all those spammer crews consider they have the right to do crap days like that?

If we didn't let them have their day, would that not encourage them to spam more. Surely if Ng tries to stop them posting flash, that is just more of a incentive for them to do it.

At 12/2/07 12:46 AM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Hello everybody! Today has been pretty good for me except for a few small details not exactly going my way but all in all it has been a pretty good day for me. So how is everybody doing around here?

I'm doing good, thanks for asking. Had an easy week really, lots of time off school, so just revising and B/Ping.

At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Well I am back to making the update from now on. This update was created by aldlv and he sent it to me because he is on a BBS ban and cannot. He will be back to posting on the 3rd of December so make sure you thank him for making the update while on a ban. Thanks mate!

Cheers aldlv and thanks for posting the update Sterockicy.

As far as I know the update will be taking place every Tuesday from now on, since it is the holidays for Shanus as well we can do the alternating thing again. Hurray!

A regular once a week update is just what i wanted, nice one.

Top 5 Gainers:

azteca89 - 1368
Basspro55 - 1351
aldlv - 943
PenguinLink - 831
Coop83 - 634
X-Naut - 633

Congrats to these guys.

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
43 // 04875 // 0321 // 15.3 // 06.9+ // Solidone

15 a day isn't bad seeing as i wasn't here for most of the 21 days between this and the previous update. I definitely should improve on that before the next update though.

At 12/2/07 05:14 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm hoping that the changes made post Cock Day 2007 have helped to improve the situation and the authors are thinking about what they are making, before submission.

Either i completely missed something in one of my prolonged periods of absence or my incredibyl bad memory is just letting me down but changes? what changes?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 14:39:45


At 12/2/07 09:49 AM, Solidone wrote:
At 12/2/07 05:14 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'm hoping that the changes made post Cock Day 2007 have helped to improve the situation and the authors are thinking about what they are making, before submission.
Either i completely missed something in one of my prolonged periods of absence or my incredibyl bad memory is just letting me down but changes? what changes?

After Clock Day 2007, Tom changed the voting threshold, so that when you submit something with multiple authors, you have a higher threshold, based upon the number of artists co-authored. Now all we need to do is work on those who are submitting 'collabs' under one username only.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 14:43:08


At 12/2/07 02:39 PM, Coop83 wrote: After Clock Day 2007, Tom changed the voting threshold, so that when you submit something with multiple authors, you have a higher threshold, based upon the number of artists co-authored. Now all we need to do is work on those who are submitting 'collabs' under one username only.

Ahhh. Thats a pretty good idea. I had noticed little things like users who usually work together on a series, their flash was only being submitted by one person. The example i'm thinking of wasn't the kind of spammy stuff the rule was implemented for but it explains a few things for me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 16:10:37


Thanks for the rosters aldlv

I'm catching up on you TheThing :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 19:39:50


At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - November 30, 2007

Oh it's been a long time :P


Top 5 Gainers:

azteca89 - 1368
Basspro55 - 1351
aldlv - 943
PenguinLink - 831
Coop83 - 634
X-Naut - 633

Grats guys

Random word: Banned

LOL!!

25 // 16594 // 0442 // 21.0 // 01.6- // Sterockicy
26 // 16374 // 0447 // 21.3 // 01.7- // Shanus

Still keeping up the same pace, but yet again, I win :P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 19:57:17


Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 20:08:42


At 12/2/07 02:39 PM, Coop83 wrote: After Clock Day 2007, Tom changed the voting threshold, so that when you submit something with multiple authors, you have a higher threshold, based upon the number of artists co-authored. Now all we need to do is work on those who are submitting 'collabs' under one username only.

Although Clock Day '07 might have influenced that change, it was months after Clock Day happened. I'm pretty sure that it came from the massive amounts of spam streaming through the portal, and users PMing Tom and Wade to do something about it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-02 23:19:10


While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash how is everyone around here? Me i have been caught up in Runescape all day and havent been able to do much of anything around here. And plus the fact that my laptop has been acting like shit all day. But tonight i will try to b/p as mush as i can, But for certain i will get my points deposited.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 03:00:58


At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Hello bifgis, you can most certainly join us here at the EGB. Before you start posting etc. make sure you read the
EGB FAQ thoroughly. Other than that just remember to act responsibly and vote fairly in the portal.

It's really up to SlashFirestorm to accept new members but I can pretty much give you the heads up that your in. Welcome aboard! If you have any questions feel free to PM me or Slash.

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 03:32:51


At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

I'll just say, welcome aboard.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 08:11:20


At 12/2/07 02:43 PM, Solidone wrote: Ahhh. Thats a pretty good idea. I had noticed little things like users who usually work together on a series, their flash was only being submitted by one person. The example i'm thinking of wasn't the kind of spammy stuff the rule was implemented for but it explains a few things for me.

Anything that has the word 'collab' in the title and only one author, I become immediately suspicious of. If they can list in the authors comments who worked on the collab, why don't they co-author. 9 times out of 10, I'm right that it's a pile of wank.

At 12/2/07 08:08 PM, TheThing wrote: Although Clock Day '07 might have influenced that change, it was months after Clock Day happened. I'm pretty sure that it came from the massive amounts of spam streaming through the portal, and users PMing Tom and Wade to do something about it.

Yeah, I was one of those PMers. See also my old news topic "Blam Points WTF?!"

At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash

Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P

how is everyone around here?

Good thanks - been enjoying a little more freedom, as my girlfriend has been spending time in work, I've been playing World of Warcraft to death :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 10:15:33


At 12/3/07 03:00 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Colonel bigfis
*salute*

It's really up to SlashFirestorm to accept new members but I can pretty much give you the heads up that your in. Welcome aboard! If you have any questions feel free to PM me or Slash.

Yes... up to Slash... lol...

At 12/3/07 03:32 AM, Phantom wrote: I'll just say, welcome aboard.

Ohh...
Slash wasn't...
Phantom can do it too... XD

so...
I'm back...

I really miss you guys... ;'(

Let me see... there are some thing I have to say...

ok...

Sterockicy... thanx for the Roster and everything... It was nice to work with you Major...
Sir-Nuts... thanx... you was really helpful... I really appreciate it
Coop83...

At 12/2/07 05:14 AM, Coop83 wrote: Hang on... why aren't I on the repeat offenders list? I've been on top gainers before...

I didn't realize that... I'm sorry Sir... my bad
I though that there only were the members who continue from the last update...

Slash...
in the page 827 of the EGB...
Whitcomb asked to join... but no-one never answered... (I'm not accusing you Sir...)
it is on the last 3 post
but I would like to know what should we do in this situation...
he never ask to join again... but he could be a good soldier... he's a Sergeant...

I think that's everything...
ohh yes... I'm not sure if you guys realize
but I change my page header... tell me if you like it... =D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 12:37:59


Watch the new Miss Dynamite, the facial cumshot joke killed me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 13:10:28


At 12/3/07 12:37 PM, Phantom wrote: Watch the new Miss Dynamite, the facial cumshot joke killed me.

Watched it. Facial cumshot joke was good.

At 12/3/07 08:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash
Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P

Well normally posting about it in here would ruin your element of surprise but i haven't seen Slash in a while. anyone know whats up with him?

At 12/2/07 07:57 PM, bifgis wrote: Request permission to join?

Current B/P pts: aprox. 18 750

Only 17,000 B/P late lol. Welcome to the barracks!

As for me, 83 B/P yesterday, i think thats my best ever, or close if its not my best ever. If i had of stayed up later last night i could have hit 100, i really want to get 100 points in a day sometime soon.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-03 16:49:19


Quick guys, blow your whistle on this file swapped submission before it passes.

Hurry!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 00:25:22


At 12/3/07 01:10 PM, Solidone wrote: Watched it. Facial cumshot joke was good.

It was awesome. Come on! Tang sprays "Milk" all over Nani as soon as she asks? That's brilliant...

Anyhow, Christmas layout already?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 00:58:07


At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?

I know right, it's more of a winter layout though. I would have liked to see some flashing Chrismas lights as part of the design but meh, the sculptures look pretty cool.

In other news has anyone looked at the chat section on NG. I looked at that bit for the first time today, I have to say, I can't wait for it to come out. It looks sweet!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 01:05:59


At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?

Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen, I have to say that "HeavenDuff" looks pretty nice in blue.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 01:43:43


At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen

I agree with that... look fantastic... great job by JohnnyUtah
I think the ice statues looks better than the buttons...

and... well... maybe a Xmas tree near the Tank would be a good idea... but it's ok like that


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 02:48:33


At 12/4/07 01:43 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen
I agree with that... look fantastic... great job by JohnnyUtah
I think the ice statues looks better than the buttons...

lol, I know, I didn't forget about it, they are really nice !!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 05:22:14


At 12/4/07 01:05 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 12/4/07 12:25 AM, Phantom wrote:
Anyhow, Christmas layout already?
Well, I like the blue color for all the buttons at the top of the screen, I have to say that "HeavenDuff" looks pretty nice in blue.

Man when did I last post here? I feel like I am more of a ghost member than a real member (make that into a penis joke if you want). I do have my reasons but I wont bore you with them.

I like this new blue lay out, it's a nice calming coulor and the other choices (red/green) wouldn't look as nice, and the tree is probably an inevitability in the NG header. It does feel a bit early for the change as Phantom says but crimbo will be here and gone before we know it. Im so chuffed that I am 19 and I will still be getting a stocking from "Santa" and I have an advent calender.

Also a new first for me was I got to vote in the monthly vote thing! I am one of the top 2000 active users and I didn't even know untill today. Strangly satisfying that bit of knowledge. Ah well, back to the portal.
e-v

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 12:53:02


At 12/2/07 01:01 AM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - November 30, 2007

Finally someone posted it here!

As far as I know the update will be taking place every Tuesday from now on, since it is the holidays for Shanus as well we can do the alternating thing again. Hurray!

Woohoo! Weekly updates!

Special Congratulatory list:

New to the list: soulknight96!

Welcome abroad!

Returning to the list: None!

How can someone return to our list?

Top 3 biggest average rises: PenguinLink +26.6, +Hemlok 17.7, Sir-Nuts +11.7!

I b/p a lot this week and I've reached my goal, I became a Corporal. It might raise even more, sice this week I'm going on vacations!

Random word: Banned

I wonder why...

Rank // Total B/P points // Gain // Gain/day // Gain rise/drop // Name
45 // 04052 // 0557 // 26.5 // 11.7+ // Sir-Nuts

More than half of the necessary to become a Corporal, I b/p more than necessary. That's great.

On other news, I'm 5 ranks on reaching the top 1000 b/p. I never knew I'd go that far in my b/p streak!

*salute*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 14:30:19


At 12/4/07 05:22 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: Man when did I last post here? I feel like I am more of a ghost member than a real member (make that into a penis joke if you want). I do have my reasons but I wont bore you with them.

uh... sorry but... who are you?
jk sir... XD
you may be a ghost but we continue thinking on you

29 // 11258 // 0247 // 11.8 // 4.8+ // ever-vigilant
Also a new first for me was I got to vote in the monthly vote thing! I am one of the top 2000 active users and I didn't even know untill today. Strangly satisfying that bit of knowledge. Ah well, back to the portal.

wow... congrats... I would love to be part of that...

At 12/4/07 12:53 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote:
Random word: Banned
I wonder why...

I knew you will like it... XD

On other news, I'm 5 ranks on reaching the top 1000 b/p. I never knew I'd go that far in my b/p streak!

nice work... I'm 1 rank on reaching the top 500

nothing interesting is happening today... the portal is kind of slow
well... just reporting in...
M. Sergeant aldlv
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-04 14:35:23


At 12/3/07 01:10 PM, Solidone wrote:
At 12/3/07 08:11 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 12/2/07 11:19 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: While Coops is busy sneaking up on Slash
Don't tell everyone about it, I'll lose the element of surprise :P
Well normally posting about it in here would ruin your element of surprise but i haven't seen Slash in a while. anyone know whats up with him?

Maybe that's not Slash that I'm sneaking up on... Maybe he's behind me with an even bigger cricket bat, waiting for me to strike...

As for me, 83 B/P yesterday

Always a good number :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 00:31:18


Slash is around, but his computer has finally gone to the clearing at the end of the path.

So, other than depositing, I probably won't be on til I get a new machine. I'm sure the older members can take care of new members and such.

Stay tough, y'all...

...and by the way, one of the biggest reasons I stopped B/P'ing was my computer's overheating issues. If I got a new machine...

...a faster machine...

...then heaven help you all.

BWAHAHAHA

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 03:08:12


At 12/5/07 12:31 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Slash is around, but his computer has finally gone to the clearing at the end of the path.

That sucks ass, I'm think we should open a fund, for all members to donate you some money via paypal or something, I would, but Israel doesn't support paypal, but I think if every active member send you 20-50$ you would be on your way much quicker.

If you wish to start a fund for the SlashFirestorm PC program, say Aye.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 06:34:58


At 12/5/07 03:08 AM, Phantom wrote: If you wish to start a fund for the SlashFirestorm PC program, say Aye.

I'd like to state that I'd like to join this campaign after I have passed him for B/P, so a belated Aye :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-12-05 08:19:28


At 12/5/07 06:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd like to state that I'd like to join this campaign after I have passed him for B/P, so a belated Aye :P

That makes one more member, great.

Also, the light aura looks nice on you, nice of you to finally choose a side.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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