At 7/27/07 06:07 PM, PossiblePancakes

I'm still waiting to see when I fight, if I will get my ass kicked, or kick ass. Only EagleRock knows. =(

Heh, me too, I'm very excited right now, and I absolutely can't wait until my next role in the story. I really want to fight that BBR guy and kick his ass so hard he'll be consipated and die! So, you can understand my impatience right now right?

I just got back from the fair today, rather early too, thank God, but Slash, I still need you to deposit for me because my comp will only allow me to post without it taking forever to complete.

I have a new sexy tanline now that I'm back! :3

Hey there guys !!! Lets get some B/P's !!!

I think I am going to B/P more. My crappy machine makes it difficult (and the fact that UJ links don't show as being clicked anymore make things hard for my poor little brain doesn't help), but I can at least try; there have been a lot of sinister things out there lately.

But, at least there are some good things out there, too! Because any day now, any or all of the following flash could be released:

Salad Fingers 8 (omg omg omg)
Waterlollies (I'm not a crazy Adam Phillips fan, but it's still good artwork)
Retarded Animal Babies 19 (HOORAY)

...not to mention flash by other great authors. So HEH.

STOLEN ALERT!!!

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL

At 7/28/07 01:13 PM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN ALERT!!!

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL

Whistled for great justice. I had a suspicion about it when I saw it UJ, but couldn't find an original URL. Good work.

:groan:

I'll PM Wade about it passing.

We need to get more on the ball. Maybe we could see if the NG DoD would be interested in helping...that way we could have a stolen alert in three clubs instead of just two.

At 7/28/07 02:27 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

groan:

I'll PM Wade about it passing.

We need to get more on the ball. Maybe we could see if the NG DoD would be interested in helping...that way we could have a stolen alert in three clubs instead of just two.

Yeah, I saw that get thru... dammit.

I can start posting these in NG DoD when I'm on since I'm a member and all. I would imagine they'd help out.

I friggin' HATE when stolen Flash gets thru the portal.

At 7/28/07 02:42 PM, RSQViper wrote

I friggin' HATE when stolen Flash gets thru the portal.

No need to get stressed about it. As long as we know it is stolen then it is an inevitabilty that it shall be removed from NG. Yes it is annoying but it happens. That is why people like Wade exist. To right our wrongs while we spend our time here. If you cant tell I am feeling particularly chilled today.
Also I leveled up yesterday.
e-v

At 7/28/07 03:18 PM, ever-vigilant wrote:

That is why people like Wade exist. To right our wrongs while we spend our time here.

Well, I wouldn't say he righting us, but I see what you're saying.

It is a nuisance when stolen Flashes get through without getting caught. It is also a shame that our whistle points are unjustly stolen from us. You can't really blam the Whistle system though, just the people that are too lazy to flag it when they know the truth.

Anyway, when is the Chapter 6 of your epic story coming out, Eagle? I really am excited to see what happens next. Without kissing your ass, your stories make me want to write my own. Of course, I'll just get too lazy and never get started or finish a page, as usual. =(

At 7/28/07 03:18 PM, ever-vigilant wrote: At 7/28/07 02:42 PM, RSQViper wrote

I friggin' HATE when stolen Flash gets thru the portal.

*sigh* Me too, but it happens every now and then. Damn rip off artists, sometimes I swear that they worship eric.

No need to get stressed about it. As long as we know it is stolen then it is an inevitabilty that it shall be removed from NG. Yes it is annoying but it happens.

Exactly, but whatever you do, DO NOT vote zero over and over, that'll risk it getting TOTW or UDOTW and more exposure.

If you cant tell I am feeling particularly chilled today.

Hope that goes away soon, chills are the pits, unless you mean that you feel something terrible is about to or has happenned.

Also I leveled up yesterday.
e-v

Congratulations ever-vigilant, on the level up there! Level twenty looks nice, but vaguely familiar, kinda like the old rusty/bloody pipe icon. Heh, guess old Tom is getting a little rusty himself eh, that's not as original as he said it'd be, huh?

*Salutes*

STOLEN ALERT. GO WHISTLE.

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL VERSION

At 7/28/07 08:38 PM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN ALERT. GO WHISTLE.

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL VERSION

Ha, that's better. TAKE THAT

At 7/28/07 08:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/28/07 08:38 PM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN ALERT. GO WHISTLE.

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL VERSION

Ha, that's better. TAKE THAT

Yeah, I posted it in the ND DoD that time as well. Not sure of that helped or the fact that the idiot actually said that he didn't make it and THEN proceeded to write the site where to go to see more games like it.

What an idiot.

But, for me I have an unprecidented 46 B/P so far. A rare sight for me lately.

Just finished all the chapters of The Barracks Under Fire so far. It's really good.

Ironically, Eagle nailed my personality down perfect. In real life, I'm the one who blames himself for an fuck-ups during team competitions and shit. I'm also the one to try to prove my worth by doing what most others wouldn't do.

I'm trying really hard to get back to EG, or whatever it would be called now, but it's hard with me being away for so many days. Tonight, I'm going to have a B/P party to try to get as many more as I can. And while I an any who joins me wait for a new submission to come, I'll be handing out porn.

At 7/28/07 08:56 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 7/28/07 08:38 PM, RSQViper wrote: STOLEN ALERT. GO WHISTLE.

STOLEN VERSION
ORIGINAL VERSION

Ha, that's better. TAKE THAT

Why is it still on the portal ???

Good evening, sirs. My name is Gotr. I've been a lurker here on Newgrounds for almost 3 years, but recently I've decided that's not enough. I want to make a difference to the people here. I want to get out there and make NG a better place. I want to get out there and post on the BBS, I want to write reviews, I want to score movies, and most importantly I want to protect our portal from pure crap by B/Ping.

I want to join the Elite Guard.

At 7/29/07 01:03 AM, Gotr wrote: Good evening, sirs. My name is Gotr. I've been a lurker here on Newgrounds for almost 3 years, but recently I've decided that's not enough. I want to make a difference to the people here. I want to get out there and make NG a better place. I want to get out there and post on the BBS, I want to write reviews, I want to score movies, and most importantly I want to protect our portal from pure crap by B/Ping.

I want to join the Elite Guard.

Thats nice, but as all the leaders of the Elite Guard Barracks, you need at least 2500 B/P points to join the EGB.
Some of the members have less than that but its because they joined before the rules changed.

It would be nice to have someone like you in the Barracks, so keep on proteting the portal and ask our leaders later :)

(sorry about the split post, error on my part)

I will do anything in my power over the next few days to B/P my ass off and become ranked. If you'll take me, I'll be there. If you won't, I'll still be there. Because I don't need you to B/P; I just think you're the best group around.

At 7/29/07 01:09 AM, Gotr wrote: (sorry about the split post, error on my part)

I will do anything in my power over the next few days to B/P my ass off and become ranked. If you'll take me, I'll be there. If you won't, I'll still be there. Because I don't need you to B/P; I just think you're the best group around.

Well, if you really want to become part of a group and work your way up to this one, I highly suggest applying to the Newgrounds Department of Defense first. Then, once you have enough B/P you'll be able to join the Newgrounds Police Department. Then when the day comes that you have 2,500 B/P and you've proven yourself a fine, upstanding member of Newgrounds, I'm sure we'd love to have you.

Best of luck and see you at DoD! I'm a member there as well as here.

Aye, I know it's going to take awhile, but I know I'll make it eventually. And thanks for letting me know about DoD. I thought it was PD, then EG, so I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself.

Wow... the portal is pretty busy tonight...

anybody serving at the moment?

At 7/29/07 03:27 AM, HeavenDuff wrote: Wow... the portal is pretty busy tonight...

anybody serving at the moment?

I have been, but not for much longer. Me eyes be gettin' heavy!

Lots fo B/P for me in the last 24 hours, though so I'm pretty happy.

I have made 117 B/Ps since I joined the Barracks !!!

I hope that I can get some more B/Ps quickly so I could finaly reach the new restrictions.
I now have 1834 B/Ps and I need to get to 2500... so thats 666 B/Ps to get. Yeepee !!!

I like the new chapter. Didn't expect to see DoD getting capped. Then again, there's a lot of things in this story that I probably won't expect coming a mile away.

At 7/28/07 12:21 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Salad Fingers 8 (omg omg omg)
Waterlollies (I'm not a crazy Adam Phillips fan, but it's still good artwork)
Retarded Animal Babies 19 (HOORAY)

Next thing you know, you're going to tell me the long awaited layout will finally be put into place.

Heh heh..............wait......

What the crap? I just finished work so I was going to have some fun and clear the portal. But it is completely empty at the time of writing. Not a single flash under judgement. This is the first time this has happened to me. Also I keep hearing references to a story that is being told here (by EagleRock I think) but I havnt seen anything of it despite looking. A little direction would be nice and I am totally pumped about Waterlollies.
e-v

Haha I'm enjoying the story so far. The last chapter was my favourite; lots of action and not much talking. Can't wait to read more.

At 7/29/07 11:45 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: What the crap? I just finished work so I was going to have some fun and clear the portal. But it is completely empty at the time of writing. Not a single flash under judgement. This is the first time this has happened to me.

Yeah the portal has been very slow lately. It's more then an annoyance now, for months it has been way below average. I can't even remember the last time we had a star pacer... probibly last Clock Day. =(

Maybe Newgrounds has already peaked?

At 7/29/07 01:15 PM, Major-punk wrote: Maybe Newgrounds has already peaked?

I hope this is not the case.

Anyway, the Portal doesn't seem as consistant as it use to be. Some days we will have a really slow Portal and the next we will have a very active Portal. It kind of scares me, for reasons I am not too sure of.

I'm currently developing a new Flash cartoon named "The Legends". I'm actually putting in the effort to make it humorous and not complete spam. Hopefully, this one will get some sort of award, except Turd of the Week. This is doubtful though, unless it hits like "Metal Gear Awesome" did.

I guess it's back to the Portal for me!

*Salutes*

At 7/29/07 11:45 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: What the crap? I just finished work so I was going to have some fun and clear the portal. But it is completely empty at the time of writing. Not a single flash under judgement. This is the first time this has happened to me.

3 hours later it's in the same shape. Nothing UJ at all right now. The only thing marked as UJ has already passed judgment and is just still marked as UJ.

BORING....

:Also I keep hearing references to a story that is being told here (by EagleRock I think) but I havnt seen anything of it despite looking. A little direction would be nice and I am totally pumped about Waterlollies.
Check out this post in our private forums.

At 7/29/07 02:04 PM, PossiblePancakes wrote:

At 7/29/07 01:15 PM, Major-punk wrote: Maybe Newgrounds has already peaked?

I hope this is not the case.

I doubt it. NG is still going strong, but there will always be slow spots. It's a Sunday and a nice day out in most of the US, so a slow portal doesn't surprise me TOO much.

I'm currently developing a new Flash cartoon named "The Legends". I'm actually putting in the effort to make it humorous and not complete spam. Hopefully, this one will get some sort of award, except Turd of the Week. This is doubtful though, unless it hits like "Metal Gear Awesome" did.

Awesome. Best of luck on it. Especially if you're trying to make something good (which takes serious time).

I guess it's back to the Portal for me!

Don't get too bored in there. It's empty.

Hey guys, I just posted a story in the EGB forums, go check it out sometime. Whatever you do, just don't post your comments in the story thread, post them in the "Comments on Barracks in a Quagmire" thread. Thanks for your time.

Good morning Elite Guards! I've come to ask a simple question: who is currently the Barracks NGPD Liason officer? HomerDough was listed on our site (which is quite outdated) with that position, but seeing as he won't be returning to NG anymore I'm curious to know if you've appointed anyone else for the spot.

Thanks.

*salutes* - you guys still do that right? lol