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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-27 19:00:01 Reply

At 4/27/13 04:27 PM, Exedor wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/616400
Stolen from TheSwain: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/571250/group/107/play/
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LMAO! There's stupidity and then there's 'STUPIDITY'. Soon they'll be attempting to post stuff submitted by the big guy himself, Tom Fulp. Now that sure would be something too see!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-28 03:00:04 Reply

At 4/27/13 07:00 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
LMAO! There's stupidity and then there's 'STUPIDITY'. Soon they'll be attempting to post stuff submitted by the big guy himself, Tom Fulp. Now that sure would be something too see!

I'm pretty sure there was an incident a few years ago where someone submitted Alien Hominid.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-28 06:35:23 Reply

Insuitable movie,Newgrounds is not Youtube:

  • Starting out
    Starting out by ButterNife

    No description

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-29 00:30:48 Reply

A pointless demo with no redeeming qualities:

  • AS2 platformer engine
    AS2 platformer engine by fighuasss

    AS2 platformer engine.

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Non-working:

  • Vlog 1
    Vlog 1 by ButterNife

    My first vlog

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And, a GIF loop with no user generated animation:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-29 13:14:40 Reply

Duplicate submission. He decided he didn't get enough reviews on the first one and resubmitted.

  • Feedback Needed! :)
    Feedback Needed! :) by Bowenzay

    IN NEED OF FEEDBACK !! ;)

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The original is the same, and still up:

  • Venus vs Mars: TV Remote.
    Venus vs Mars: TV Remote. by Bowenzay

    A young couple fight over the TV remote with a magical twist.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-04-30 15:52:41 Reply

Not working:
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/616597

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 00:33:34 Reply

A 1 pic slideshow loop with a pic eaasily downloaded from many places around the internet, so it's not even his pic.

  • May Hot Hentai
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    HOT HENTAI

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 01:28:08 Reply

maxfod

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    Bananas go Bahamas by maxfod

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 02:11:50 Reply

Says he got permission to upload it, but didn't actually make anything in it. Yank it?

  • Twilight Uses Mouse
    Twilight Uses Mouse by ShadowofColosuss708

    What have I done!? I'm so sorry...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 02:40:11 Reply

  • -steve- 0.0.1
    -steve- 0.0.1 by OldSkoolAnimator

    -steve- Vr 0.0.1 (thanks alot to FlashGamez117 in youtube for guide me)

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Downloadable/Tutorial game.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 14:50:11 Reply

Yay. It's the first of the month. Know what that means (besides the rent being due)?

It's roster time!

I am happy to announce that we, as a group, have had one of our most active months we've seen in a long time. Even our ever-lurking silent leader Eaglerock managed to score a few hundred points. Many users hit some significant milestones, including yours truly. Gamejunkie is running away with the most posts per month - and all of them on bad flashes. Way to go!

And let's not forget Jackho, who got his stripes and is now a Sergeant!

It's times like these that make all the hard work and effort worth it. Thank you, my comrades, for a great month!

Barracks Roster as of May 1st, 2013:

Milestones::
Asandir - 17K saves, 21K total B/P
BenwaHakubi - 3K blams
BrokenDeck - 11K saves, 12K total B/P
byteslinger - 87K saves, 100K total B/P
Coop - 86K saves, 117K total B/P
Cootie - 30K saves, 35K total B/P
Decky - 15K saves
EagleRock - 52K total B/P (HE LIVES!)
GameJunkie - 37K saves, 59K total B/P
Jackho - 5K total B/P
Jolly - 39K saves, 45K total B/P
RohantheBarbarian - 23K saves
Sectus - 3K saves
Spretznaz - 10K total B/P

Promotions::
Jackho - Sergeant - CONGRATS!

Entering or Leaving the Barracks::
None

The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level

01) 117,195 | 1,063 | 35.43 | B | +011.31 | Coop Sup. Commander | 10 | C
02) 100,973 | 1,054 | 35.13 | B | +015.32 | byteslinger Sup. Commander | 5 | C
03) 80,294 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Phantom Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 59,481 | 1,064 | 35.47 | B | +026.82 | GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 65 | A
05) 56,132 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Little-Rena Sup. Commander | 0 | F
06) 52,129 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | +444.44 | EagleRock Sup. Commander | 8 | C
07) 45,634 | 1,163 | 38.77 | B | +002.92 | Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 35,146 | 0,871 | 29.03 | B | +103.98 | Cootie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
09) 30,957 | 0,037 | 01.23 | D | +208.33 | RohantheBarbarian Sup. Commander | 0 | F
10) 25,153 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | +000.00 | Gimmick General | 0 | F
11) 21,199 | 1,083 | 36.10 | B | +033.37 | Asandir Brig. General | 11 | C
12) 17,379 | 0,317 | 10.57 | C | -064.89 | Decky Major | 2 | D
13) 14,300 | 0,229 | 07.63 | C | -051.07 | Chrausner Captain | 0 | F
14) 12,312 | 0,954 | 31.80 | B | +043.46 | BrokenDeck Praporshchik | 0 | F
15) 10,061 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SeeD419 Sgt. Major | 0 | F
16) 10,032 | 0,102 | 03.40 | D | -069.46 | Spretznaz Sgt. Major | 18 | B
17) 7,374 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | phantomlassuk Master Sergeant | 5 | C
18) 6,460 | 0,013 | 00.43 | D | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
19) 6,415 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | SpiffyMasta Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
20) 6,385 | 0,011 | 00.37 | D | +022.22 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 3 | D
21) 6,337 | 0,089 | 02.97 | D | +169.70 | ZJ Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
22) 5,966 | 0,056 | 01.87 | D | +300.00 | BenwaHakubi Sergeant | 9 | C
23) 5,027 | 0,038 | 01.27 | D | -067.24 | Jackho Sergeant | 0 | F
24) 3,682 | 0,113 | 03.77 | D | -048.87 | Sectus Pvt. First Class | 4 | D

Top 5 Gainers::
Jolly - 1,163 (13.69% of total)
Asandir - 1,083 (12.75% of total)
GameJunkie - 1,064 (12.52% of total)
Coop - 1,063 (12.51% of total)
byteslinger - 1,054 (12.40% of total)

Top 5 users accounted for 63.87% of B/P points (5,427 total)

Top gainers, repeat appearances::
Jolly (28)
Coop (11) - can you get to 12?
byteslinger (3)
GameJunkie (2)

Total gain for month: 8,497 (19 Active Members)

That's 283.23 per day, or 14.91 per day per active member.

Well done, all...well done, indeed!

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-01 17:03:58 Reply

Hello thanks for the list Byteslinger I think I may quit this club for now I'm hardly on here anymore, and I don't deposit as much. My posts were not on topic for a while were they? I think this club is stillcool I wish I could get excited like I used too. The redesign was the trouble I miss the old Newgrounds.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-02 04:34:50 Reply

Nothing but an add for their site and/or merchandise on their site. Of course, what do you expect from http://bustedtees.newgrounds.com/

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  • KHALEESI
    KHALEESI by BustedTees

    http://www.bustedtees.com /khaleesi To catch them is her real quest, to train them to dest

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-02 10:54:33 Reply

Nothing but an ad for their XXX (real, not hentai) app and site.

  • Dominatrix Android app
    Dominatrix Android app by StripUnreal

    Strip Teaser - Strip Unreal - Android game Application

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-02 19:01:00 Reply

Hey all, just popping in to tell you guys that I'll be taking a break for a little while. I'll hopefully be able to be back after this month, but right now, let's just say I've got about six billion things irl to deal with, including APs/finals. See y'all around, then.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-02 21:07:58 Reply

  • random anime vid
    random anime vid by coolerb21

    random vid

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Considering the author comments say "just something I found" I'd say it's stolen :/

  • chanel 1711one
    chanel 1711one by coolerb21

    idk

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Uploaded by the same author, so most likely stolen as well.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-02 22:23:30 Reply

  • NYC Cunt soundboard
    NYC Cunt soundboard by MerlinODim

    Soundboard of the famous irrate NYC woman

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Stolen, from FLAZZ. Name's in the bottom corner, but also, stolen per author comments. Whatever works. :)

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-03 03:18:51 Reply

bianji

  • TheAmazingSpider-Man
    TheAmazingSpider-Man by bianji

    TheAmazingSpider-Man

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-03 04:56:39 Reply

Gay porn:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-04 00:13:39 Reply

Resubmitted stolen:

  • NYC Irate Woman
    NYC Irate Woman by MerlinODim

    Soundboard of the famous, irate, New York City woman

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-04 00:59:33 Reply

Fileswap:

  • GENERIC ANIME: REBIRTH
    GENERIC ANIME: REBIRTH by thebreadandbutter

    When life gives you an anthropomorphic cat with tits make a parody of a bunch of animes

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The original file was swapped out and now it's just over-loud music and very small text, and a tasteless, cartoon gore pic. Psycopath signed the rant text, so any punishment/ban/etc should go toward him, over the others. It is still possible to click PLAY if you're fast. Just wait a sec.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-04 02:12:10 Reply

A one-picture slideshow and music:

  • LLUA - Latest track
    LLUA - Latest track by stevemankle

    The latest track

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-04 19:14:44 Reply

Guy wants this removed per author comments. File has been removed/replaced, and it now sux.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-05 02:51:53 Reply

At first I thought it was some kinda beat-the-clock game but turned out it looked more like spam.

  • The numbers mania
    The numbers mania by ernestmy

    cxbgfngmkkjohnhj

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-05 03:10:59 Reply

This one is made mostly of images.

  • Hot Chicks!
    Hot Chicks! by Javacke

    A Hot and Tragic Story

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-05 10:25:29 Reply

At 5/5/13 03:10 AM, Jess-The-Dragoon wrote: This one is made mostly of images.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/616938

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this one.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-05 16:08:09 Reply

  • Wild Wests!
    Wild Wests! by Faggot3000

    Meet new generation cowboys.

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Definitely stolen as I happened across it way back in the 90s. The title screen has the original author although it goes fast. Faggot3000 the uploader also threatened me in an IM when I said it was such in the reviews.


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-06 05:38:22 Reply

At 5/5/13 04:08 PM, MatthewF wrote: Definitely stolen as I happened across it way back in the 90s. The title screen has the original author although it goes fast. Faggot3000 the uploader also threatened me in an IM when I said it was such in the reviews.

Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-06 11:38:21 Reply

At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.

Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2013-05-06 14:14:54 Reply

At 5/6/13 11:38 AM, MatthewF wrote:
At 5/6/13 05:38 AM, Coop wrote: Well, if you're going to be that much of a douche to break the rules and say a submission is stolen in a review about it, then you can't really complain, as you're lowering yourself to his level, by breaking the rules yourself.
Well if the mods actually did something about theivery....

It's not in my remit, son.

I do reviews and forums, not the portal in any way, shape or form.

Also, do not open this, it's a screamer and should just be blammed, as it auto prints, along with a gay porn slide:

  • Mario vs. Sonic Extreme
    Mario vs. Sonic Extreme by homersimpson101

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