I was reading that thread and it was funny has hell. "that is Elite guard Staff Sergent to you" Funniest way to flame a noob ever. Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.

At 11/5/06 08:07 AM, Phantom wrote: This whole "Tom iz deadz" frenzy on the portal is fucking ridiculous.

I wouldn't worry. It'll die off just like all other dumb fads do. Shouldn't be any different with this one.

At 11/5/06 12:28 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: You guys have to see this noob trying to flame me because im a elite gaurd. Its funny as shit

http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=600099

its elite guard STAFF seargent to you.

Funneh.

At 11/5/06 02:59 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.

Lol... Did you say you were drinking? I must admit I'm surprised, I never thought of you as a drinker.

At 11/5/06 03:09 PM, Tannerite wrote: I wouldn't worry. It'll die off just like all other dumb fads do. Shouldn't be any different with this one.

Yeah, if it was all true, Tom would have a 2 way grave door seeing how often he kicks the bucket

its elite guard STAFF seargent to you.
Funneh.

Reminds me of when Chrome and I talked on AIM, he called me General, I corrected him. :-P

hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

At 11/5/06 02:19 PM, Phantom wrote: no, if I had been viewing a picture of your family, I'd be crapping my pants, here I was just a bit nervous, I don't usually leave my C&C turf. Though if you keep with the smartass remarks, you'll find that this, is as nice as I can ever be.

I'm not even going to respond, Mr. Take-everything-serious-and-to-heart.

At 11/5/06 03:32 PM, generalmario wrote: hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

Huh??

hey guys i found a bad submittion portal 347988

WTF?! That's my flash >:C *slaps* What have you got against my flash? It doesn't break any rules does it?

And, he means- http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/347988

At 11/5/06 02:11 PM, ElMaster wrote:

At 11/5/06 02:10 PM, ElMaster wrote: Posting in the General forum ≠ ban.

I don't know why it says ≠...it's supposed to be a inequality sign..

=/=

That works when the real one doesnt

At 11/4/06 03:58 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/3/06 07:16 PM, C-CruX-X wrote: shifts to one side a little and looks up at the sky as if nothing happened..

*A loud whistling noise, that of a rocket dropping, is heard near by. As it gets louder, they sky seem more and more empty, as it get very loud, CruX is run over by an express train*

30 minutes of absolute silence ensues afterward

then the cool-aid guy pops out of the ground and begins his famous quote

"OH YEEAA-"

only to be interrupted by being hit by the bomb.

and so the children and coyotes of the desert come out at night to feed from the blood of the cool-aid guy :)

hey is there a particular reason why the portal is so active lately? holiday? or is Newgrounds just bigger and faster than when I was here? :P..

At 11/5/06 05:22 PM, C-CruX-X wrote:
hey is there a particular reason why the portal is so active lately? holiday? or is Newgrounds just bigger and faster than when I was here? :P..

Not really, I guess beause its Sunday a lot of artists decided to submit movies and games to the portal... Not like I'm complaining about it.

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/348049
Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

At 11/5/06 08:24 PM, MetalDart wrote: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/348049
Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

MEEP MEEP indeed! ^_^

Great reviews so far from those that cared to write one.

At 11/5/06 08:34 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Great reviews so far from those that cared to write one.

It BETTER pass judgment. It's just that cute. :3

Hey can someone please answer for me something! Is it just me or does the voting bar come up a lot earlier now. I remember a while back it took forever for the bar to appear and now it does in almost instantly. Is there a link or something explaining this?

At 11/5/06 08:24 PM, MetalDart wrote: Meep Meep. Two EGB members work together to make a penguin do stuff. :3

Seriously, how can you NOT save this flash?

Also, whose penguin is that?

At 11/5/06 09:19 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Is there a link or something explaining this?

Yep.

At 11/5/06 09:25 PM, Tannerite wrote: Seriously, how can you NOT save this flash?

Also, whose penguin is that?

Mine.
meep meep

At 11/5/06 09:25 PM, Tannerite wrote: Yep.

Oh i remember scrolling over that article but i didnt read that part of it. Thanks for the help that clears it up!

At 11/5/06 04:03 PM, ElMaster wrote: I'm not even going to respond, Mr. Take-everything-serious-and-to-heart.

<3

At 11/5/06 05:22 PM, C-CruX-X wrote: "OH YEEAA-"

Ok, cute, you can cut it out now.

Is it just me or has the quality of the flashes in general improved? While viewing the flashes I noticed that I am not hitting 0/1 as much. My protection points have gotten quite a distance on my blam points recently so I was wondering if you guys had noticed anything.
e-v

At 11/6/06 04:52 AM, ever-vigilant wrote: Is it just me or has the quality of the flashes in general improved? While viewing the flashes I noticed that I am not hitting 0/1 as much. My protection points have gotten quite a distance on my blam points recently so I was wondering if you guys had noticed anything.
e-v

Well, technically speaking, when my Blam/Protection ratio was once around 2.7 blams per save, it is now 2.1 . So technically, yeah.

At 11/6/06 05:15 AM, Phantom wrote: Well, technically speaking, when my Blam/Protection ratio was once around 2.7 blams per save, it is now 2.1 . So technically, yeah.

i've always had a higher percentage of protects than most. in fact, now, my alt has more protects than blans :0

BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 3,810 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 5,275 quality entries.

silly portal :P

I haven't B/Ped like in forever so I'm going to start now. I'm aiming for 5000 and then I'll stop for a while. I've also never posted in here so am I still in the member list?

Also, where's the updated member list?

At 11/5/06 03:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote:

At 11/5/06 02:59 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I been drinking for a few days due to personal reasons and I didn't want to post here because I may have said something stupid. As for the Tom fulp thing that has to be the stupiest piece of shit I have ever heard of if it was true it would have been posted in the NG news or like someone said NG would have most likely been shutdown for a while.

Lol... Did you say you were drinking? I must admit I'm surprised, I never thought of you as a drinker.

Well I do drink but I am not normally a heavy drinker unless I am really pissed off. But there is a plus side to it for me anyways. When I am in this state I create my some really good stories. I it is also that much more fun to sing karaoke :-P. Well have fun soliders boys and girl time to go work for me :D

Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.

At 11/6/06 11:38 PM, Seamonky wrote: Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.

Won't that be a day to remember?

At 11/6/06 11:47 PM, Hemlok wrote:

At 11/6/06 11:38 PM, Seamonky wrote: Pg 575 already? By the time you guys know it, we will be already at page 1,000.

Won't that be a day to remember?

We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.

At 11/6/06 09:09 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Well I do drink but I am not normally a heavy drinker unless I am really pissed off. But there is a plus side to it for me anyways. When I am in this state I create my some really good stories. I it is also that much more fun to sing karaoke :-P. Well have fun soliders boys and girl time to go work for me :D

I kind of like the idea of you drinking. But really, I know from experience that no matter how much you drink, whatever problems we are getting away from, will be back. I used to drink like Spirits like water at some point, but then it just hits you, there is no escape. So like Shakespeare said: "...Take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them"

P.S: Just for the record, would that Karaoke come with a Striptease?

At 11/7/06 12:00 AM, ADT wrote: We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.

I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a

At 11/6/06 11:47 PM, Hemlok wrote: Won't that be a day to remember?

If we remember it just as a memorable page, and not a page where we get bombarded with spam, then yes.

At 11/5/06 09:36 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Mine.
meep meep

I wish I had an awesome penguin like that. :(

At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 11/7/06 12:00 AM, ADT wrote: We should make sure that eagle gets the first post for the 1,000th page.

I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<

He better show up!

But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a

I plan to post on the 1,000th page but that could be a year from now!

A little less

At 11/7/06 12:46 AM, Phantom wrote: I only wonder if he'll even show up <_<
But if he does, I suggest a bunch of officers, at least two, and at most, all of them, write a

Wow, something fucked up. I meant to say, write a speech, divided among all the posts.