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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-19 21:36:44 Reply

At 4/19/06 09:12 PM, FlashSpark wrote:
At 4/19/06 08:55 PM, Major_punk wrote:
Actually ... your stats so far are fairly impressive maybe you've already got the catch?
Really? How so?

Well looking at your post history you became active around Feb 21st which was 58 days ago, your total B/P divided by 58 is over 30/day which is pretty damn good in the big picture so right away theres an eyebrow raiser.

You reviews are well written and very good and way above the average in quality. Taking a rough guess you do about 1 every 3 days so you'll be in the hundreds in no time and that's awesome for someone who signed up less then 3 months ago.

If you stick around NG for long enough I can see you getting a very high post count with your growing PPD which right now sits at around 5.00. I also look at posting as a way to keep users motivated and active, so by visiting the right threads with the right attitude you have alot of potential.

I've looked at it, I might sign up for it if I can be bothored getting around to it.

Alright.

Yeah I know, I'll learn from that.

Heh, general is always a great place to post because of boredom. =)

you might pick up some bad habits though...
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-19 22:11:56 Reply

PPD = Posts per day. Also, it looks like we're gonna be experiencing that Big Bag submission again. All ready been 1 just flagged.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-19 23:51:46 Reply

At 4/19/06 10:11 PM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Also, it looks like we're gonna be experiencing that Big Bag submission again. All ready been 1 just flagged.

No, Chrome- just submitted a few tonight because he finds it hilarious, I must say, I agree.

Yet I'm jealous of that guy, I mean, that can get 15 girls pregnant in ONE SHOT


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but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 00:07:39 Reply

Day's end report:

133 points. Nifty. Less than 100 to Colonel...I expect to rank up late in the day tomorrow. ^_^
At last, the sexy golden eagle shall be mine...as well as a yummy VP boost...aw yeah, that is sexy.
...
.....I'm getting a tad bit too excited...back to the portal! Good hunting! :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 00:10:37 Reply

Daily Report For 4/19/06

Start: 7400 Blams/3707 Saves
End: 7485 Blams/3748 Saves
Total: 85 Blams/41 Saves (126 Total)

Next Rank: 1267 until Captain

Congratulations To:
Major_punk for making Colonel

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 01:00:43 Reply

Report for the day:
61 b/p's for me. Such an awsome improvement from before. Only 316 till my next promotion. Keep protecting the portal everyone. :salute:

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 03:19:43 Reply

Daily report:
Blams: 18
Saves: 15
Total B/P: 33. Meh.
Posts: 7
Reviews: 1

Maybe today, I will get 20k blams. I'll be going shopping today, so I'll try my best to get to 20k blams today.

At 4/19/06 11:39 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/19/06 11:14 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Vote at least 6
Might not wanna phrase it like that...makes us look like mass voters who favor our own, which we don't need now...

Oh, it's just a joke! :P

At 4/19/06 03:05 PM, Littlewashu wrote: did you see this? I was laughing when I saw it in the portal

Afro_Stud said he's going to make a flash called Baha N' Andersson sometime!

At 4/19/06 03:27 PM, iscrulz wrote: I voted 5 to help it pass.

Good for you!

At 4/19/06 07:25 PM, -Rule- wrote: ...

Excellent! More fun!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 04:12:32 Reply

On the spur of the moment, I threw together an amusing little flash...it'll be submitted at 4 PM NG time, so BE THERE!
It probably won't pass, but it's the most complex flash I've made by myself yet. And it's not the Hentai Intervention flash, it's just something I wanted to do. :-P

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 05:17:59 Reply

What ever you may do , DO NOT finish this game . If you know what's good for you, you will not bother playing the last round. Be thankful to me for this....


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 05:35:56 Reply

At 4/19/06 05:26 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 4/19/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 3495 +13 from yesterday
Saves: 2012 +14 from yesterday
Next Rank: 493 points until Master Sergeant

4/20/06 Report - As of 0515 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #500 unchanged from yesterday
Blams: 3496 +1 from yesterday
Saves: 2014 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 490 points until Master Sergeant


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 07:23:11 Reply

i reached 2000 exp points last night and only 200 some bp points until my next badge


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 09:04:39 Reply

2nd year anniversary on the site :D

At 4/20/06 05:17 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: What ever you may do , DO NOT finish this game . If you know what's good for you, you will not bother playing the last round. Be thankful to me for this....

I wish my penis was that impressive, XD


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but seriously why is this shit still only 3 lines shit used to be 5 lines, HOW MUCH MORE FUCKIN BANDWIDTH WAS THAT TOM, HOW MUCH? Also, hot rosalina porn link ;D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 10:44:44 Reply

At 4/19/06 09:38 AM, -Casualty- wrote: Oops... Looks like these hours of B/P do affect your sight... oh well.. Sorry.

No need to apologise, though I'd consider going to see an optician, if your eyes really are that bad.

At 4/19/06 12:37 PM, EagleRock wrote: I noticed one of our members, Brigadier General JoKeR_ADT, has been selflessly doing the Barracks Roster for weeks on end, despite not having an officer position. I wanted some opinions from my fellow officers and Barracks members on the matter.

We should create a position for that very job then.

At 4/20/06 09:04 AM, BonusStage wrote: 2nd year anniversary on the site :D

That's creepy, being so close to the day I actually signed up (t-minus 8 days)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:33:19 Reply

At 4/20/06 10:44 AM, Coop83 wrote:

\: At 4/19/06 12:37 PM, EagleRock wrote:

I noticed one of our members, Brigadier General JoKeR_ADT, has been selflessly doing the Barracks Roster for weeks on end, despite not having an officer position. I wanted some opinions from my fellow officers and Barracks members on the matter.
We should create a position for that very job then.

Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:52:06 Reply

At 4/20/06 11:33 AM, EagleRock wrote: Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.

Maybe we should have several of these officers to help each other out. Statboying can be a lonely task and I should know


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 11:58:35 Reply

At 4/20/06 11:52 AM, Coop83 wrote:
At 4/20/06 11:33 AM, EagleRock wrote: Actually, there is a position, the Barracks Records Officer, but it was originally taken by harryjarry. I have already appointed JoKeR_ADT the position, though, so he is properly honored for his contributions to the Barracks.
Maybe we should have several of these officers to help each other out. Statboying can be a lonely task and I should know

That's the reason I constantly change the position to whoever is currently doing the stats. I don't blame Major_punk nor harryjarry for stopping the rosters, as it is a tedious process. We do, however, have a member that is currently updating our roster week after week, so I will trust on him to do so until he wishes to resign from the task.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 12:33:50 Reply

At 4/19/06 08:38 PM, MetalDart wrote: Hey Slash. I saw Slash and Washu 2 and WOW. I mean wow. Words can not describe how many emotions I felt. As long as your happy with it, its okay with me.
wow

I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 13:59:01 Reply

Oh Snap!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:08:24 Reply

At 4/20/06 12:33 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?

How could you??!?! :'(
I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU A FLOWER!!!

lol
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!

Okay...I gotta admit...I got a huge laugh out of this. As well as a huge...
...smile. Yeah. That's it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:09:46 Reply

At 4/19/06 03:41 PM, Major_punk wrote: It was good, Mario collections good.

I'll leave a review in the next few days if you don't mind.

Perfect, perfect...

At 4/19/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: I voted on it, but I voted what I thought it deserved. After all, that is what the Barracks is all about...unbiased voting, either upvoting or downvoting.

Well I think it isn't that good too. I have done this quickly and it's kind of unfinished, so...

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:10:51 Reply

At 4/20/06 02:08 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/20/06 12:33 PM, Littlewashu wrote: I broke his heart Ha I am one cold hearted diva what is next he goes running into the arms of littleryoko my sister?
How could you??!?! :'(
I JUST WANTED TO BRING YOU A FLOWER!!!

Hey you know who it was in the room with her, slash? Yeah thats right.

not me...
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
Okay...I gotta admit...I got a huge laugh out of this. As well as a huge...

hard on from the links?

...smile. Yeah. That's it.

Liar


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:29:50 Reply

At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!

Em...Busted? Yes, quite busted, Turkeybean, should you be reading this I would like to ask of you to make a huge text pic saying "busted" along the style of the "fail/pass" pics.

Well I have been frantically studying for the past 5 hours and if within the next 24 hours I see another text book I will punch some one, and I don't mean like a sissy punch, I mean like knock the freaking daylights out of him...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:29:55 Reply

HEY!
Aint' nobody gonna break my stride
Aint' nobody gonna slow me down!
WHOA NO!
I gots to keep on mooooving!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:30:06 Reply

At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!

I would rape that girl she pretends to be,

Twice.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-04-20 14:37:04 Reply

At 4/20/06 02:09 PM, -Casualty- wrote:
At 4/19/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: I voted on it, but I voted what I thought it deserved. After all, that is what the Barracks is all about...unbiased voting, either upvoting or downvoting.
Well I think it isn't that good too. I have done this quickly and it's kind of unfinished, so...

I gave it a 2, though. I thought it deserved to be protected.

And let's keep it down with the DoD jokes...if he wants somewhere to talk about it amiably, I'd rather it be here.


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At 4/20/06 02:30 PM, BonusStage wrote:
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
I would rape that girl she pretends to be,

Twice.

With that cock, I think she'd rape you.


I'm too gay for the Internet. Also, the Star Syndickate can suck my balls.

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At 4/20/06 02:29 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 4/20/06 01:59 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Oh Snap!
Em...Busted? Yes, quite busted, Turkeybean, should you be reading this I would like to ask of you to make a huge text pic saying "busted" along the style of the "fail/pass" pics.

Wow. That was quite intresting to see. I know there have always been assumptions, but no one has ever provided any links. That's great. Hats off to you slinging blood. With that said, I think this is in order...

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At 4/20/06 03:48 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Wow. That was quite intresting to see. I know there have always been assumptions, but no one has ever provided any links. That's great. Hats off to you slinging blood. With that said, I think this is in order...

boo to you. I posted this in the NG Image gallery. I had one with a LOL background, but the color messed up...

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At 4/20/06 04:03 PM, Peregrinus wrote:
boo to you. I posted this in the NG Image gallery. I had one with a LOL background, but the color messed up...

Boo to me eh? Hmph. I see how it is. How about this then?

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At 4/20/06 04:18 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Boo to me eh? Hmph. I see how it is. How about this then?

<3


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